The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl. She was
reciting her confession, and it was all too much for him. He told her to
come with him to his room. There, he placed his arm around her.
"Did the young man do this to you?" he asked.
"Yes, Father, and worse," the girl replied.
"Hmm," said the priest. He kissed her.
"Did he do this?"
"Yes, Father, and worse," the girl said.
"Did he do this?" the priest asked, and he lifted her skirt and fingered
her bush.
"Yes, Father, and worse."
By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl down
onto the rug and inserted his penis, breathing heavily as he asked, "Did
he manage to do this?"
"Yes, Father, and worse," said the girl.
When the priest had finished with the girl, he asked, "He did this too,
and worse? My dear girl, what worse could he have done?"
"Well," the shy young girl said, "I think, Father, that he's given me
the crabs."
SHORTCHANGED PUSSY
When the woman is extremely sexy and beautiful. She moves the right way
and oozes sensuality. When it comes to sex, she has no clue. The very
thought of stroking this Pussy can make you cum before its time. She
talks a good game but Cannot walk the talk. Kissing her is like
watching a cartoon. When she tries to guide your dick into her pussy,
she cuts it with her nails. By the time you get another boner, her
pussy is dry and feels like sandpaper. By the time you get in, you find
out that your dick is too big for her short pussy. When you go to lick
the pussy you find out that it is a little tart and now you start
thinking to yourself, "How can such a fine woman be so feeble?"
Undaunted, you decide that you're going to make the best of a bad
situation and get your rocks off when she says "Don't cum in me because
I'm not taking anything."
