Nov 20, 2012

Hearing Problem In Kitchen


Hearing Problem In Kitchen

Joe was a house keeper who had this habit of drinking from his boss's liquor bottle and replacing it with water. The boss, James, did suspect him but tolerated it for a while. But when this became a daily routine, James decided to do something to trap Joe.

Accordingly, James replaced his drink with a French wine which changed color when water was added to it. Joe, not aware of the trap, took a few swigs and added water as usual. The wine changed color from red to milky white. Joe realized he was in for trouble but was determined to get out of it.

James told his wife about Joe's misdoings and that he would make Joe accept his follies. So he shouted: "Joe? "

Joe answered from the kitchen: "Yes boss?"

James: "Who drank my wine and added water in the bottle?" There was no answer from the kitchen. The boss repeated the question, still no answer. The angry boss marched to the kitchen and threatened Joe, "What the hell is going on? When I call your name you respond with 'Yes Boss' and when I ask you a question, you remain silent. What impertinence?"

Joe said: "It is like this. In the kitchen, you can hear only your name being called. You don't hear anything else that is said, I swear."

James: "How is that possible? All right, I will prove you wrong. You stay right here in the hall with Madam, I will go to the kitchen and you ask me a question, OK?" So the boss went to the kitchen.

Joe shouted: "Boss?"

Boss: "Yes Joe?"

Joe: "Who becomes intimate with the maid in Madam's absence?"

Silence - no reply.

Joe again: "Who made the maid pregnant?"

No reply.

Joe, yet again: "And who arranged for her abortion?"

James came running from the kitchen and said: "By George, you are right. When one is in kitchen, one can't hear anything but one's name. That's strange!"

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Nov 10, 2012

Women lie about past sexual partners


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One in ten women lie about the number of people they've slept with to their new partner, a new study has revealed.

The study found younger women are twice as likely to be economical with the truth when they meet a new bloke.

But the biggest fib told by women covers the amount of money they spend on clothes, with 26 per cent glossing over the cost of their shopping sprees.

20 per cent of lasses said they had lied about their weight, while six percent claim to be younger than they really are, the Sun reported.

But blokes can be even worse than the girls when it comes to telling porkies.

The research found that men lie 650 times a year, compared to just 537 fibs for women.

The most common lies for the fellas are excuses for being late, or pretending they'll be home earlier than they will be.

20 per cent of men admitted to lying about the amount of alcohol they drank.

One in five of us admit that we lie to save face, and a quarter say we lie because we feel "interrogated" by friends and family.

The study into why we lie was carried out to mark the DVD release of spy thriller 'Safe House,' which stars Denzel Washington.

"The research shows Brits lie an extraordinary amount, about a wide variety of things," a spokesman for the flick said.

"The main victims of our deception are those closest to us, with both men and women most likely to lie to their other half.

"We may like to think we're sparing them hurtful truths but most of the fibs are actually about saving face or trying to change the way people think about us," he added.