Men Like Women With Naughty Looks

Men are attracted towards women with sexy looks, according to a new survey.

And a sexy deep neck dress is the next best thing to turn them on.

However, when it comes to women, just a simple smile is enough to get them attracted to men.

In the survey, it was found that women were also attracted to men with a good sense of humour, even though they were unattractive.

The survey led by popcorn makers Butterkist also revealed that stockings and suspenders, knee-high boots and short skirts also featured on the list of what men couldn’t resist about women.

Thoughtfulness, generosity, and intelligence along with affectionate attitude made it to the list of biggest turn-ons for women.

“We wanted to get under the skin of what it is that makes someone actually irresistible,” the Daily Express quoted a Butterkist spokesman as saying.

“We found it’s a rare combination of things, both mental and physical,” he added.

One in 10 admit having never met someone they could not take their eyes off.

One in five said they would make any excuse to spend as much time with the man or woman of our dreams.

The Engineers...

ENGINEERING CASE NUMBER 1

 

Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice: The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."

 

ENGINEERING CASE NUMBER 2

 

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

 

ENGINEERING CASE NUMBER 3

 

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!" The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him." He said, "Hello, George. What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group fell silent for a moment.

 

The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

 

The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything she can do for them."

 

The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"

 

ENGINEERING CASE NUMBER 4

 

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

 

ENGINEERING CASE NUMBER 5

 

The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

 

ENGINEERING CASE NUMBER 6

 

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body.
One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."
The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

 

ENGINEERING CASE NUMBER 7

 

Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

 

ENGINEERING CASE NUMBER 8

 

An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want." Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog - now that's cool."

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Impact of Job Change

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

 

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

 

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the  driver said:

 

"Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

 

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

 

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25 years.......u can imagine what went into my mind when u touched my back!!

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50 Completely Useless Signs

50 Completely Useless Signs

When it comes to signs, these 50 examples are just about as useless as your boss trying to tell you how to do your job. It seems anywhere you go, there's a sign telling you what to do. Well, with these signs, it wouldn't make much of a difference whether you obeyed them or not. They will really make you wonder what the people who put them up were smoking.

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