Jan 10, 2010
Recession over will i get hike at least Now ?????
Recession Over
I will get Hike promotion sure
Boss Management
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Employee
read em... but dn curse me .. :p
I know it is not worth it, but anyway read it and don't curse me afterwards.
Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack (u shud know that)!
Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built (think ahead).
Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good 1 na?)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night.
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. Wet. (sorry abt this)
Q. What looks like half an apple?
A. The other half.
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A. Dinner.
Q. What gets wet with drying?
A. A towel.
Q.. What happened when wheel was invented?
A: It caused a revolution.
Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
A: Because it has its own scales.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid
Q: what is the opposite of Nagpanchmi?
A: Nag did not punch me. (This is an old 1)
Q: Now what is the inverse of Nagpanchmi? Come on..
A: I punched Nag. (This is a new 1, ain't it?)
Q: Chintoo's mom has three sons.What is the name of the other two?
A: Chin-1 & Chin-3 (maaf, this was the worst)
Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack (u shud know that)!
Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built (think ahead).
Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good 1 na?)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night.
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. Wet. (sorry abt this)
Q. What looks like half an apple?
A. The other half.
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A. Dinner.
Q. What gets wet with drying?
A. A towel.
Q.. What happened when wheel was invented?
A: It caused a revolution.
Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
A: Because it has its own scales.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid
Q: what is the opposite of Nagpanchmi?
A: Nag did not punch me. (This is an old 1)
Q: Now what is the inverse of Nagpanchmi? Come on..
A: I punched Nag. (This is a new 1, ain't it?)
Q: Chintoo's mom has three sons.What is the name of the other two?
A: Chin-1 & Chin-3 (maaf, this was the worst)
Laughter Via Kerala.
1) Name the wonly part of the werld, where Malayalis
don't werk hard?
Kerala...!!!
2) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting,
folding and re-tying the lungi.
3) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in the Gelff.
4) Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.
5) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
6) Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome?
Because he wanted to hear pope music.
7) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.
8) Why did his wife divorce him?
Because he was louwing another woman.
9) Who found out that?
His aandy.
10) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
11) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto.
Who is Malayali's fyamousu eactor and aectress?
Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.
Please don't delete this file after reading, at least you should send this mail to:
10 Malayalis & you will receive cecenut oil
20 Malayalis and you will receive benena chips
40 Malayalis you will receive appams
100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice field behind the lungi factory with additional incentive of a whole month's supply of cecenut oil and benena chips free.
don't werk hard?
Kerala...!!!
2) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting,
folding and re-tying the lungi.
3) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in the Gelff.
4) Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.
5) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
6) Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome?
Because he wanted to hear pope music.
7) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.
8) Why did his wife divorce him?
Because he was louwing another woman.
9) Who found out that?
His aandy.
10) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
11) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto.
Who is Malayali's fyamousu eactor and aectress?
Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.
Please don't delete this file after reading, at least you should send this mail to:
10 Malayalis & you will receive cecenut oil
20 Malayalis and you will receive benena chips
40 Malayalis you will receive appams
100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice field behind the lungi factory with additional incentive of a whole month's supply of cecenut oil and benena chips free.
Romantic 1st lines...and deadly 2nd ones
A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"
a genius creation: !!! ( Just Awesome )
HUMAN BEINGS ARE SUCH SMALL CREATURES, AREN'T THEY?
SO DON'T BE TOO WORRIED ABOUT EVERYTHING,
TREASURE EVERY MOMENT, DO WHAT YOU WISH TO DO.....
BROADEN YOUR VIEW, BROADEN YOUR MIND,
DON'T WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE BOTHERING YOU,
DO TREASURE YOUR LOVED ONES, LIVE SAFELY AND PEACEFULLY,
ALWAYS BE HAPPY TO WELCOME THE COMING OF THE NEW DAY....... ENJOY THE SUNSHINE ...
ALWAYS LOOK AT THE BRIGHTER SIDE OF THINGS.....
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