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The Polite Way to Pee

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: '

 

Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to... the bathroom?'

 

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

 

The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite'. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

 

Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.

 

' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

 

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

 

Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner.' 

 

The teacher was speechless and fainted....

Joke : Sexual Advice

SEXUAL ADVICE A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea. 'Do you enjoy it?' The doctor asked.   'Actually, yes, I do.' 'Does it hurt you?' he asked. 'No. I rather like it.' 'Well, then,' the doctor continued, 'there's no reason that you shouldn't   Practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as You take care not to get pregnant. '     The woman was mystified. 'What? You can get pregnant   From anal sex?' 'Of course,' the doctor replied.  'Where do you think politicians come from?'

A Nagging Wife (Joke)

An attorney arrived home late after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for his client. His last minute plea to the governor for clemency had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

 

As soon as he walked through the do or at home, his wife started on him: "What time of night to be getting home is this?
Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it"... and on and on and on.

 

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub - - - pursued by his wife and her predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.

 

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

 

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, and how terribly inconsiderate she had been, she decided to go up stairs and give him the good news.

 

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

 

"They're not hanging Wright tonight!" she said.

 

He whirled around and screamed, 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'

 

Note: For those who didn't understand, look at the position he was in, and read the wife's comment again.

Priceless

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