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What is the Correct answer??

 

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again. YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS..................... The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: 'I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.' Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to 'Think Outside of the Box.'  HOWEVER...., The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery because Obama's health care won't pay for her hospital visit anyway, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers. God, I just love happy endings!

Baba Ji Ka Automattic Upaye

Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Pyare Bhakat Mausam Ne Pucha Mausam: “Baba Ji, Condom Laga Ke Hum Sex To Karte Hai Par Fir Bhi Bachha Ho Jata Hai, Kyunki Kayi Baar Condom Fatt Jaata Hai” Baba Ji: “Haan Bilkul Esa Ho Jata Hai” Mausam: “Baba Ji, Fir Is Cheez Ka Koi Solution Hai To Batao?” Baba Ji: “Hmmmm, Ek Kaam Kara Kar, 2 Condom Pahan Liya Kar, Aur Dono Ke Bich Mein Lal Mirchi Dal Liya Kar” Mausam Hairani Se: “Baba Us Se Kya Hoga” Baba: “Agar Bahar Wala Condom Fat Jata Hai To Vo Bata Degi, Aur Ander Wala Fat Jayega To Tujhe Khud Pata Lag Jayega“

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Great Profession

 

This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says, "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth."

The woman then says, "Ooooohhhh, the pain is so awful, I'd rather have a baby!"

To which the dentist replies, "Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair."

__._,_.___

What is L O V E????

Lady: Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?


Man : I can't tell the reason. But I really like you...


Lady : You can't even tell me the reason... how can you say you like me? How can you say you love me?


Man : I really don't know the reason, but I can prove that I love you.


Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!


Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful,


because your voice is sweet,

because you are caring,

because you are loving,

because you are thoughtful,

because of your smile,

because of your every movements.

The lady felt very satisfied with the man's answer.


********

Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and went into the coma stage.

The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is the content:



Darling,

Because of your sweet voice that I love you...Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your care and concern that I like you...Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your smile, because of your every movement that I love you...Now can you smile? Now can you move?

No, therefore, I cannot love you.

If love needs a reason, like now, there is no reason for me to love you anymore.

Does love need a reason? NO!

Therefore, I still love you...And love doesn't need a reason


With love always,

Forever yours.

भारतीय गरीब है लेकिन भारत देश कभी गरीब नहीं रहा

"भारतीय गरीब है लेकिन भारत देश कभी गरीब नहीं रहा"

ये कहना है स्विस बैंक के डाइरेक्टर का. स्विस बैंक के डाइरेक्टर ने यह भी कहा है कि भारत का लगभग 280
लाख करोड़ रुपये (280 ,00 ,000 ,000 ,000) उनके स्विस बैंक में जमा है.

ये रकम इतनी है कि भारत का आने वाले 30 सालों का बजट बिना टैक्स के बनाया जा सकता है.
या यूँ कहें कि 60 करोड़ रोजगार के अवसर दिए जा सकते है.
या यूँ भी कह सकते है कि भारत के किसी भी गाँव से दिल्ली तक 4 लेन रोड बनाया जा सकता है.
ऐसा भी कह सकते है कि 500 से ज्यादा सामाजिक प्रोजेक्ट पूर्ण किये जा सकते है.
ये रकम इतनी ज्यादा है कि अगर हर भारतीय को 2000 रुपये हर महीने भी दिए जाये तो 60 साल तक ख़त्म ना हो.

यानी भारत को किसी वर्ल्ड बैंक से लोन लेने कि कोई जरुरत नहीं है. जरा सोचिये हमारे भ्रष्ट राजनेताओं और नोकरशाहों ने
कैसे देश को लूटा है और ये लूट का सिलसिला अभी तक 2010 तक जारी है.
अंग्रेजो ने हमारे भारत पर करीब 200 सालो तक राज करके करीब 1 लाख करोड़ रुपये लूटा.
मगर आजादी के केवल 64 सालों में हमारे भ्रस्टाचार ने 280 लाख करोड़ लूटा है.
एक तरफ 200 साल में 1 लाख करोड़ है और दूसरी तरफ केवल 64 सालों में 280 लाख करोड़ है.
यानि हर साल लगभग 4.37 लाख करोड़, या हर महीने करीब 36 हजार
करोड़ भारतीय मुद्रा स्विस बैंक में इन भ्रष्ट लोगों द्वारा जमा करवाई गई है.

भारत को किसी वर्ल्ड बैंक के लोन की कोई दरकार नहीं है. सोचो की कितना पैसा
हमारे भ्रष्ट राजनेताओं और उच्च अधिकारीयों ने ब्लाक करके रखा हुआ है .

हमे भ्रस्ट राजनेताओं और भ्रष्ट अधिकारीयों के खिलाफ जाने का पूर्ण अधिकार है.
हाल ही में हुवे घोटालों का आप सभी को पता ही है - CWG घोटाला, २ जी
स्पेक्ट्रुम घोटाला , आदर्श होउसिंग घोटाला ... और ना जाने कौन कौन से घो टाले
अभी उजागर होने वाले है ........

आप लोग जोक्स फॉरवर्ड करते ही हो. इसे भी इतना फॉरवर्ड करो की पूरा भारत इसे
पढ़े ... और एक आन्दोलन बन जाये ...

Fun Facts You'll Love Reading

Fun Facts

The storage capacity of human brain exceeds four Terra bytes

 

There are an average of 178 sesame seeds on a McDonald's Big Mac bun

 

Because of the rotation of the earth, an object can be thrown farther if it is thrown west

 

In 2001, the five most valuable brand names in order were Coca-Cola, Microsoft, IBM, GE, and Nokia

 

After the "Popeye" comic strip started in 1931, spinach consumption went up by 33 percent in the US

 

A rainbow can only occur when the sun is 40 degrees or less above the horizon

 

At 40° Centigrade a person loses about 14.4 calories per hour by breathing

 

Most gemstones contain several elements. Except the diamond it's all carbon

 

Onions help reduce cholesterol if eaten after a fatty meal

 

It has been calculated that in the last 3,500 years, there have only been 230 years of peace throughout the civilized world

 

Feb 1865 and Feb 1999 are the only months in recorded history not to have a full moon

 

The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles

 

The "crack" from a whip is actually the tip of the whip traveling faster than the speed of sound, emitting a small sonic boom

 

If the information contained in the DNA could be written down, it would fill a 1000 volume encyclopedia

 

It would take 13 years and eight months to stay one night in every room at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas

 

Brain damage occurs at an internal temperature of 105 degrees Fahrenheit

 

The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting

 

If you gave each human on earth an equal portion of dry land, (including the uninhabitable areas) everyone would get roughly 100sqft

 

Just twenty seconds worth of fuel remained when Apollo 11's lunar module landed on the moon

 

There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee

 

Pearls melt in vinegar

 

There is about 200 times more gold in the worlds oceans, than has been mined in our entire history

 

Human hair and finger nails continue to grow after death

 

Windmills always turn counter-clockwise. Except for the windmills in Ireland

 

Eighteen per cent of all global carbon dioxide emissions are from cars

 

Onions get their distinctive smell by soaking up sulfur from the soil

 

Mango is the number one selling fruit in the World. India is the biggest producer of mangoes in the World

 

The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air

 

No nation has ever won the Miss Universe, Miss World, and Miss International Pageant in the same year?

 

About 85% of the plant life on earth is in the oceans

 

In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch and make it look like it's smiling

 

If a person counted at the rate of 100 numbers a minute and kept counting for 8 hrs a day, 5 days a week, it would take a little over 4 weeks to count to one million and just over 80 years to reach a billion

 

An average person perspires a gut-wrenching 278 gallons of sweat each year

 

Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made out of wood

 

A banana is about 75% water. They grow on a rhizome, not a tree. You are more likely to be a target for mosquitoes if you consume bananas.

 

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Geography:

 

Iceland is the world's oldest functioning democracy

 

Mongolia is the largest landlocked country

 

Because heat expands the metal, the Eiffel Tower always leans away from the Sun

 

There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower

 

In Calama, a town in the Atacama Desert of Chile, it has never rained

 

The only man-made structure visible from space is the Great Wall of China

 

Birth-control campaigns in Egypt in the late 1970s failed because village women ended up wearing the pills in lockets, as talismans

 

Niagara Falls has moved about ten miles upstream in the last 10,000 years. The falls are eroding at the rate of 5 feet per year

 

The Sahara desert is expanding half a mile south every year

 

The Channel between England and France grows about 300 millimeters each year

 

The Hudson River along the island of Manhattan flows in either direction depending on the tide.

 

There is now an ATM at McMurdo Station in Antarctica, which has a winter population of 200 people

 

The Australian term for extras in cricket are 'sundries'

 

In early Rome, March 1 was New Year's Day. Later, the ancient Romans made January 1 the beginning of the year

 

Ancient Persians gave New Year's gifts of eggs, symbolizing productivity

 

Due to precipitation, for a few weeks K2 is bigger than Mt Everest

 

Vietnamese currency consists only of paper money; no coins

 

Canada declared national beauty contests canceled as of 1992, claiming they were degrading to women

 

There are more Rolls Royce cars in Hong Kong than anywhere else in the world

 

Until 1896, India was the only source for diamonds to the world

 

It snowed in the Sahara Desert in February of 1979

 

Australia's national anthem is called Advance Australia Fair

 

The only nation whose name begins with an A, but doesn't end in an A is Afghanistan

 

The Atlantic Ocean gets wider by a little more than one inch every year

 

The world's only city whose name consists solely of vowels is Aiea, in Hawaii, USA.

 

Soldiers in the Netherlands are not required to salute officers.

Deep Hole

1. Do Not Interfere In Others' Business Unless Asked. 

Most of us create our own problems by interfering too
often in others' affairs. We do so because somehow we 
have convinced ourselves that our way is the best way,
our logic is the perfect logic and those who do not
conform to our thinking must be criticized and steered
to the right direction, our direction. This thinking 
denies the existence of individuality and consequently
the existence of God. God has created each one of us
in a unique way. No two human beings can think or act
in exactly the same way. All men or women act the way 
they do because God within them prompts them that way.
There is God to look after everything. Why are you
bothered? Mind your own business and you will keep
Your peace. 

2. Forgive And Forget. 

This is the most powerful aid to peace of mind. We
often develop ill feelings inside our heart for the
person who insults us or harms us. We nurture
grievances. This in turn results in loss of sleep,
development of stomach ulcers, and high blood 
pressure. This insult or injury was done once, but
nourishing of grievance goes on forever by constantly
remembering it. Get over this bad habit. Believe in
the justice of God and the doctrine of Karma. Let Him 
judge the act of the one who insulted you. Life is too
short to waste in such trifles. Forgive, Forget, and
march on. Love flourishes in giving and forgiving. 

3. Do Not Crave For Recognition. 

This world is full of selfish people. They seldom 
praise anybody without selfish motives. They may
praise you today because you are in power, but no
sooner than you are powerless; they will forget your
achievement and will start finding faults in you. Why 
do you wish to kill yourself in striving for their
recognition? Their recognition is not worth the
aggravation. Do your duties ethically and sincerely
and leave the rest to God. 

4. Do Not Be Jealous. 

We all have experienced how jealousy can disturb our
peace of mind. You know that you work harder than your
colleagues in the office, but sometimes they get
promotions; you do not. You started a business several 
years ago, but you are not as successful as your
neighbor whose business is only one year old. There
are several examples like these in everyday life.
Should you be jealous? No. Remember everybody's life
is shaped by his or her previous Karma, which has now 
become his destiny. If you are destined to be rich,
nothing in the world can stop you. If you are not so
destined, no one can help you either. Nothing will be
gained by blaming others for your misfortune. Jealousy 
will not get you anywhere; it will only take away your
peace of mind. 

5. Change Yourself According To The Environment. 

If you try to change the environment single-handedly,
the chances are you will fail. Instead, change 
yourself to suit your environment. As you do this,
even the environment, which has been unfriendly to
you, will mysteriously change and seem congenial and
harmonious. 

6. Endure What Cannot Be Cured. 

This is the best way to turn a disadvantage into an
advantage. Every day we face numerous inconveniences,
ailments, irritations, and accidents that are beyond
our control. If we cannot control them or change them, 
we must learn to put up with these things. We must
learn to endure them cheerfully thinking, "God wills
it so, so be it." God's plan is beyond our
comprehension. Believe in it and you will gain in
terms of patience, inner strength and will power. 

7. Do Not Bite Off More Than You Can Chew. 

This maxim needs to be remembered constantly. We often
tend to take more responsibilities than we are capable 
of carrying out. This is done to satisfy our ego. Know
your limitations. Why take on additional loads that
may create more worries? You cannot gain peace of mind
by expanding your external activities. Reduce your 
material engagements and spend time in prayer,
introspection and meditation. This will reduce those
thoughts in your mind that make you restless.
Uncluttered mind will produce greater peace of mind. 

8. Meditate Regularly. 

Meditation calms the mind and gets rid of disturbing
thoughts. This is the highest state of peace of mind.
Try and experience it yourself. If you meditate
earnestly for half an hour everyday, your mind will 
tend to become peaceful during the remaining
twenty-three and half-hours. Your mind will not be
easily disturbed as it was before. You would benefit
by gradually increasing the period of daily mediation.
You may think that this will interfere with your daily 
work. On the contrary, this will increase your
efficiency and you will be able to produce better
results in less time. 

9. Never Leave The Mind Vacant. 

An empty mind is the devil's workshop. All evil 
actions start in the vacant mind. Keep your mind
occupied in something positive, something worthwhile.
Actively follow a hobby. Do something that holds your
interest. You must decide what you value more: money 
or peace of mind. Your hobby, like social work or
temple work, may not always earn you more money, but
you will have a sense of fulfillment and achievement. 
Even when you are resting physically, occupy yourself 
in healthy reading or mental chanting of God's name. 

10. Do Not Procrastinate And Never Regret. 

Do not waste time in protracted wondering "Should I or
shouldn't I?" Days, weeks, months, and years may be 
wasted in that futile mental debating. You can never
plan enough because you can never anticipate all
future happenings. Always remember, God has His own
plan, too for you. Value your time and do the things 
that need to be done. It does not matter if you fail
the first time. You can learn from your mistakes and
succeed the next time. Sitting back and worrying will
lead to nothing. Learn from your mistakes, but do not 
brood over the past. DO NOT REGRET. Whatever happened
was destined to happen only that way. Take it as the
Will of God. You do not have the power to alter the
course of God's Will. Why cry over spilt milk? 

May God help you remain at peace with yourself and the
world around you!!!!!!