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The husband and wife saga `

This is
the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of
resorting to physical force...
Poems written byWIFE and
HUSBAND.


WIFE:

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart I got Heart Attack.


HUSBAND:

God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE:

Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

HUSBAND:

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkey like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you

AND
THE SAGA CONTINUES........

Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor

He is designed to remain Silent indoor...

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"Husband is
one who is the head of the family,

but his wife
is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."

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A man in Hell asked Devil:

Can I make a call to my Wife?

After making call he asked how much to pay.

Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

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Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means,Without Information, Fighting Every time!

Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one every day.

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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you

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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..

Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount
Everest ?

Husband: A lovely Push...!

Hilarious spelling mistakes `

Your Daily Smile ... The Nun

Nun

Walking down main street in a very rural West Virginia town,

Two local men met a Catholic nun who's arm was in a sling.

 

"What's wrong wit your arm, sister?" asked one local Bubba.

 

 

 

"It's broken in three places," the nun replied.

"How did it happen?" asked the second West Virginian, now wide-eyed.

"I slipped in a bathtub," answered the nun.

After leaving, the first local man asked the other, "Bubba, what's a bathtub?"

 

 

 

 

Heck, I don't know", said his friend, "I ain't no Catholic"

                                                                      

                                                                                                     

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Woman's and a Man's Poem (Hilarious 16+)

A WOMAN'S POEM:

 

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.
 

 

A MAN'S POEM:

 

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Indian Lesbian Wedding in LA...

 

Indian Lesbian Wedding in LA: 

 

Seema and Shannon

 

Seema and Shannon got married in a traditional Indian style at 

a ceremony in Los Angeles, few weeks back.

 

 

 

The Supreme Court in USA recently passed a ruling that 

recognizes same-sex-marriages.

 

This wedding was done with full support of the families on both sides, 

and it is indeed very refreshing to see Seema's parents take part in 

their daughter's happiness and support her choice.

 

The official wedding photographer Steph Grant recently shared these 

images with the world to celebrate Seema and Shannons' 

progressive decision.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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