Sick Leave Haha.. Hehe...

I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'


I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!'


(You're going to love this....)






She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.'

Its So Big !!!

Dick and Sandra were planning to go on a second honeymoon for
their 50th wedding anniversary.
Sandra said, "Will we go to all the same places that we did on
our first honeymoon?"
"Uh huh," said Dick
"Will we do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon?"
asked Sandra .
"Uh huh," said Dick.
"And will we make love like we did on our first honeymoon?" asked
Sandra.
"That's right," said Dick, "except this time I get to sit
on the side of the bed and cry, 'It's too big, it's too big!'"

SHIPWRECKED !!!

A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Jim, Tom and Susie.

 

They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do..

 

After several years of casual sex, all the time, Susie felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing.

   



She felt having sex with both Jim and Tom was so immoral and bad that she killed herself. 


  
  

 It was tragic, but Jim and Tom managed to get through it. After a while, Jim and Tom's resistance to nature's urgings waned, and the inevitable happened.  


  

Well, a couple more years went by and Jim and Tom began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing. 

 

 

 



 So, they buried Susie.