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Tod Kar Ye Sari Duniya Ke Bandhan Aur Asool, Main Aaj Teri Baahon Mein Aana Chahti Hun Bhul Ke Sharm Aaj Tere Badan Se Lipat Kar, Apne Hoth Tere Hotho Se Milana Chahti Hun Utaar Ke Apne Makhmali Tan Se Saare Kapde, Mein Aaj Tere Bister Ko Sajaana Chahti Hun. Dikka Kar Tujhe Apni Chhati Ka Haseen Nazara, Usey Aaaj Tere Hathon Se Dabwana Chahti Hun. Aaj Apni Dono Taangon Ko Khol Kar Thoda Sa, Tumhe Apni Sharm-Gah Dikhana Chahti Hun. Meri Sharm-Gah Ko Sehlana Apni Zuban Se, Iska Lutff Main Bhi Aaj Uthana Chahti Hun. Mujhe Tum Bistar Pe Leja Kar Ragad Daalo, Kyuki Aaj Mein Sirf Chudwana Chahti Hun

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Brief Psychology on Politics

If you start with a cage containing five monkeys and, inside the cage, hang a banana on a string from the top and then you place a set of stairs under the banana, before long a monkey will go to the stairs and climb toward the banana.   As soon as he touches the stairs, you spray all the other monkeys with cold water.   After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with same result .... all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water.  Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.   Now, put the cold water away.  Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one.   The new monkey sees the banana and attempts to climb the stairs. To his shock, all of the other monkeys beat the crap out of him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs he will be assaulted.   Next, remove another of the original five monkeys, replacing it with a new one.  The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked.    The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment... with enthusiasm.   Then, replace a third original monkey with a new one, followed by a fourth, then the fifth.  Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs. Neither do they know why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.   Finally, having replaced all of the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys will have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, none of the monkeys will try to climb the stairway to the banana.   Why, you ask?  Because in their minds .... that is the way it has always been.   This is how Politics operates .... and is why, from time to time, ALL OF THE MONKEYS NEED TO BE REPLACED AT THE SAME TIME!

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Bra size calculator

Clothes maketh a man. But wearing the wrong lingerie can kill your designer, high-end clothes.

Many women, in fact most women are currently not wearing the right bras. Bras should neither be loose that they make your Assets sag nor should they be tight enough to hold your rib cage in a deathly grip. An ill-fitting bra not only looks shoddy but will ill your look completely.

Now-a-days, most lingerie shops have experts who will help you with the right sized bra. But if you are the shy types and would much rather measure yourself than letting anyone else do it for you, here's a step-by-step guide to measuring yourself:

Step 1- Measuring the band size:

In simple terms, the band size means which size bra you should purchase. Stand erect with your back and shoulders comfortably straight. You should not push your chest out nor should you hold your breath. Hold a measuring tape flat on your rib cage just below your breasts at the place where you would fasten the bra strap. Ensure that the tape is parallel with the ground and not tilted. You will have to stand in front of a mirror while you measure yourself or you can ask someone (probably your mum or your sister) to measure you. If the measurement is even, add 4 to the number and if the measurement is odd, add 5 to the number. For example: if it shows 28" on the measuring tape add 4, which means your bra size is 32. But if the measuring tape shows 29 add 5 which makes your bra size 34.

Step 2- Measuring the cup size:

Straight ramrod straight (ok we are kidding... standing straight will do). Hold the measure flat against the fullest part of your assests. Ensure that the tape is parallel with the ground and not tilted. Subtract your band measurement from your cup measurement. For example: Step 1- Your band size shows 28" when measured so you add 4 to it which makes it 32.

Step 2- Your cup size measurement shows 34".

Step 3- 34" - 32" = 2"

Your size is 34 B

Difference Cup Size

-1 inch AA

1-2 inches A

2-3 inches B

3-4 inches C

4-5 inches D

5-6 inches E or DD

6-7 inches F or DDD or EE

7-8 inches G or FF or EEE


By Bushra Khan

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