Bewde Zameen par...!!

 

Bewde Zameen Par...!!
Sabhi Bewdon ko samarpit...
Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
Bar main dailyy jaata Hoon Main Maa ...
Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin
Daru peekar roz aata hun Main Maa ....
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Hain Na Maa....
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa...

Theke pe Yun Na Chhoro Mujhe ,
Ghar Laut Ke Bhi Aa Naa Paoon Main Maa...
Pau lene Bhej Na Itna Door Mujko Tu,
Ghar bhi bhool jaun main Maa...
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main Maa...
Kya Itna Bura...Meri Maa..

Scotch main ,itna peeta nahi,
Peg Se Seham Jaata Hoon Main Maa  
Chehre Pe Aane Deta Nahin
Lekin kabhi ludak jaata Hoon Main Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata...Hai Naa Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa ...

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ARE DOGS AND MEN ALIKE ????

 

 

HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE ALIKE

- Both take up too much space on the bed.
- Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
- Both are threatened by their own kind.
- Both mark their territory.
- Both are bad at asking you questions.
- Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
- Neither does any dishes.
- Both pass gas shamelessly.
- Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
- Both like dominance games.
- Both are suspicious of the postman.
- Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
- Neither understands what you see in cats.

New Panties

 

 A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch less panties in an attempt to spice up  her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short  skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments  she uncrosses her legs ... enough times that her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."

He never heard the gunshot.

 

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One Question

 

Here's a one-question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day......

There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush.

By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses 
to hide his eyes, how should he express himself?

  
 

 

 

 

 

Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer... 





 

 

 

 

 

He opens his mouth and says. 'I would like to buy a pair of Sunglasses.'  If you got this wrong, please turn off your computer and call it a day.

I've got mine shutting down right now.

(You know you missed it too, so shut down your computer.)   

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Laws of Love

Love is its own law.

Let love be your guiding principle. When in doubt, listen to your heart. Don't allow mental concepts, beliefs, or assumptions that are not based on love to dictate your behavior. 


The law of source.

You are the source of love. The love inside you is abundant and eternal. You don't need to beg, control, or compromise in order to be loved. 


The law of attraction.

The more you focus on love and gratitude, the more you will be surrounded by love. If you complain, blame, and dwell on fear, you'll attract others who are also resentful, angry, and fearful. 


The law of unity.

Love knows no borders and no boundaries. Love includes everyone and everything. Love takes no position, rising above separation. Find unity within by resolving the conflicts inside yourself and you won't have to act them out with another. 


The law of truth.

Let telling the truth about who you are and what you are feeling and thinking be your foundation. Vulnerable self-disclosure allows for empathy and understanding. The more truth is shared the more love grows. 


The law of consciousness.

Love is a state of consciousness available only when you're willing to relinquish your defenses. Protection is a barrier to love. Love cannot be given or taken but it can be shared. The vibration of love in you is often stimulated when you come into contact with one who carries it. 


The law of forgiveness.

It's ok to make mistakes. Very few humans are able to love perfectly. Forgive yourself and others generously and you'll always have a second chance. Focus more on giving than getting and you'll have much less forgiving to do.