3 Talented Corporate Parrots

A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.
The next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in a cage.
He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?

 

 

The owner said it was Rs. 2500.
"Rs. 2500.", the man said. "Well what does he do?
"He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk.
"He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."

 

The man then asked what the second parrot cost.

 

 

The clerk replied, Rs. 5000, but he not only knows Office 2000,

 

but is an expert computer programmer.

 

Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.

 

 

The clerk replied, "Rs. 10,000."
Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs. 10,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was.
The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.

 

But the other two call him " BOSS"!!

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Chest Examination

 

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Height Of Feeling Disgusted

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Building Rome

Building Rome Marilyn, the teacher, asked her 5th grade history class, "When was Rome built?" and called on Timothy to answer first. "Rome was built at night." was his answer. "At night?" asked Mrs. Taylor, holding her ruler firmly in her boney-knuckled hands. "How ever did you get such an idea?" "Well," gulped the student, hoping his answer would satisfy her, "everyone knows Rome wasn't built in a day."

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Beach Stock Photos

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Fairy Tale Houses In Reality Some people go beyond watching cartoons and build their own fairy tale house

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