A Fascinating Story

A lady in a faded gingham dress and her husband,dressed in a homespun threadbare suit, stepped off the train in Boston, and walked timidly without an appointment into the president of Harvard's outer office.




The secretary could tell in a moment that such backwoods, country hicks had no business at Harvard and probably didn't even deserve to be in Cambridge.




She frowned. "We want to see the president," the man said softly. "He'll be busy all day," the secretary snapped. "We'll wait," the lady replied. For hours, the secretary ignored them, hoping that the couple would finally become discouraged and go away.








They didn't. And the secretary grew frustrated and finally decided to disturb the president, even though it was a chore she always regretted to do. "Maybe if they just see you for a few minutes, they'll leave," she told him.




And he sighed in exasperation and nodded. Someone of his importance obviously didn't have the time to spend with them, but he detested gingham dresses and homespun suits cluttering up his outer office. The president, stern-faced with dignity, strutted toward the couple.




The lady told him, "We had a son that attended Harvard for one year. He loved Harvard. He was happy here. But about a year ago, he was accidentally killed. And my husband and I would like to erect a memorial to him, somewhere on campus."




The president wasn't touched, he was shocked. "Madam," he said gruffly. "We can't put up a statue for every person who attended Harvard and died. If we did, this place would look like a cemetery". "Oh, no," the lady explained quickly. "We don't want to erect a statue.




We thought we would like to give a building to Harvard." The president rolled his eyes. He glanced at the gingham dress and homespun suit, then exclaimed, "A building! Do you have any earthly idea how much a building costs? We have over seven and a half million dollars in the physical plant at Harvard." For a moment the lady was silent.




The president was pleased. He could get rid of them now. And the lady turned to her husband and said quietly, "Is that all it costs to start a University? Why don't we just start our own?" Her husband nodded.




The president's face wilted in confusion and bewilderment. And Mr. And Mrs. Leland Stanford walked away, traveling to Palo Alto, California where they established the University that bears their name, a memorial to a son that Harvard no longer cared about.




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"You can easily judge the character of others by how they treat those who can do nothing for them or to them." Malcolm Forbes

Me And My Father

When I was 4 Yrs Old : My father is THE BEST

 

When I was 6 Yrs Old : My father seems to know everyone

 

When I was 10 Yrs Old : My father is excellent but he is short tempered

 

When I was 12 Yrs Old : My father was nice when I was little

 

When I was 14 Yrs Old : My father started being too sensitive

 

When I was 16 Yrs Old : My father can't keep up with modern time

 

When I was 18 Yrs Old : My father is getting less tolerant as the days pass by

 

When I was 20 Yrs Old : It is too hard to forgive my father, how could my Mum stand him all these years

 

>When I was 25 Yrs Old : My father seems to be objecting to everything I do

  

When I was 30 Yrs Old: It's very difficult to be in agreement with my father, I wonder if my Grandfather was troubled by my father when he was a youth

 

When I was 40 Yrs Old: My father brought me up with a lot of discipline, I must do the same

When I was 45 Yrs Old: I am puzzled, how did my father manage to raise all of us

 

When I was 50 Yrs Old : It's rather difficult to control my kids, how much did my father suffer for the sake of upbringing and protecting us

 

When I was 55 Yrs Old: My father was far looking and had wide plans for us, he was gentle and outstanding.

 

When I became 60 Yrs Old: My father is THE BEST

 

Note that it took 56 Yrs to complete the cycle and return to the starting point "My father is THE BEST "

 

Let's be good to our parents before it's too late and pray to Allah that our own children will treat us even better than the way we treated our parents.

When You See A Women

When you see a woman...

And want her badly..

Please consider the following...

No matter how beautiful she is.....

No matter how sexy she is...

No matter how seductive she is...

No matter how cute and sweet she is ..

No matter how nice her beaver is...

No matter how huge her melons are...

Somewhere on this planet

a man is enjoying a beer

because he is tired of her shit...

Something Very Interesting

Letters 'a', 'b', 'c' 'd' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99, (Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred)

Letters 'a', 'b' 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999, (Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand)

Letters 'b' 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999, (Letter 'b' comes
for the first time in Billion)

and

Letter 'c' does not appear anywhere in the spellings of entire English Counting

Just Try......... ......... ........ except C ..for...CASH !!

 

Oh yes

 

Letter 'C' appears first time in Octillion = 1027 (Twenty-Seven zeros after one)

It's all about women

1) What is the difference between women and puppies?


Answer: Puppies grow up.




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2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?


Answer: Because they are...




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3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?


Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.




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4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?


Answer: Who cares ?????..




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5) What did God say after he created woman?


Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man.




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6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?


Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.




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7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?


Answers: i) no mind ii) no business

Lawyer story

THIS IS THE BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY.

A Charlotte, NC lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire, among other things.

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.


The lawyer sued... And WON!

(Stay with me.)

In delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer "held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire" and was obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."

NOW FOR THE BEST PART...

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!

With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

The New Metro in Saudi Arabia ( Visual Joke )

THE PREGNANT BLONDE

 A bonde walked up to the information desk in her local hospital and said, "I, need, to see the upturn, please."

    "I think, you mean the 'intern,' don't you?" asked the nurse on duty.

    "Yes," said the girl. "I want to have a contamination."

    "Don't you mean 'examination,'" the nurse questioned her again.

    "Well I want to go to the 'fraternity ward,' anyway."

    "I'm sure you mean the maternity ward."

    To which the blonde replied "Upturn, intern, contamination, examination fraternity, maternity... . What's the difference? All I know is I, haven't demonstrated in two months, and I think I'm stagnant."

Keep Walking

Just to check this out......

The Organs of your body have their sensory

 touches at the bottom of your foot,

if you massage these points you will find relief

 from aches and pains
as you can see the heart is on the left foot.

Typically they are shown as points and arrows

 to show which organ it connects to.

It is indeed correct since the nerves connected

 to these organs terminate here.

This is covered in great details in Acupressure studies

 or textbooks.

God created our body so well that he

 thought of even this.

 He made us walk so that we will always

be pressing these pressure points and thus

 keeping these organs activated at all times.

So, keep walking..

Inspirational Quotes

"Defeat your Defeat Before It Defeats You"
Unknown

Endow your will with such power.
 That at every turn of fate it so be,
That God Himself asks of His Slave
""What is it that pleases thee?""
Allama Iqbal

 

Pray not for things, but for wisdom and courage. 

Unknown

 

He is rich or poor according to what he is,
 not according to what he has.
Henry Ward Beecher

 

If you live each day as if it was your last,
 someday you'll most certainly be right. 

Unknown

 

When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you,
till it seems as though you could not hold on a minute longer,
never give up then,
for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. 

Unknown

 

When you're down to nothing, God is up to something.
The faithful see the invisible, believe
the incredible and then receive the impossible. 

Unknown

 

God helps those who help themselves.
You don't know what they are going through,
and they may need that smile, and treasure it. 

Christine M. Huppert

 

in life,
we didn't need someone perfect to become our friends,
but,
we need friends that can make us feel perfect when
 we know our friends....

The intelligent person sees with the heart
the result from the beginning;
the one lacking in knowledge
only discovers it at the end.
-Mathnawi [V, 2570]

Motivation is very important, and thus my simple religion
 is love,respect for others, honesty: teachings that cover not only
 religion but also the fields of politics,
economics, business, science, law, medicine-everywhere .
With proper motivation these can help humanity…
 Dalai Lama

 

Heart is like a crystal preserve it,
love is like a perfume spread it,
feelings are like flood flow it,
friendship is like an umbrella share it

Far away by distance, but close in mind!
Always in my prayers and thoughts.

 

"Don't tell GOD how Big your storm is.
Tell the storm how Big your GOD is!"

 

know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestioned
ability of a man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor.

Henry David Thoreau

 

There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is a miracle.

Albert Einstein

 

The man who does not read good books has no advantage
over the man who cannot read them.

Mark Twain

 

Give a man a fish, you fed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish; you have fed him for a lifetime.
Chinese Proverb

 

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions.
Small people always do that, but the really great ones
make you feel that you too, can become great.

Mark Twain

 

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
 Erin Majors

 

The ideas that have lighted my way
 have been kindness, beauty and truth.

Albert Einstein

 

Be nice and smile to everyone you meet.

Unknown 

Do these pictures made you dizzy ???

PRICELESS !

Telling Husband you're going out for the night with the "Girls".... $0.00. 

Red Leather Jacket for night out with the "Girls"... $200.00.

Getting a Radar photo speeding ticket while out with the "Girls".. $ 90.00.

 Having husband open the mailed radar ticket, looking at 'photo proof' ...

 ... and seeing you, his dear wife, with another man's dick in your hand !!

                                               

PRICELESS .. !!!

DOES HEAVEN HAVE A PHONE NUMBER?

Mommy went to Heaven, but I need her here today,
My tummy hurts and I fell down; I need her right away,


Operator, can you tell me how to find her in this book?
Is heaven in the yellow part? I don't know where to look.


I think my daddy needs her too; at night I hear him cry.
I hear him call her name sometimes, but I really don't know why.


Maybe if I call her, she will hurry home to me.
Is Heaven very far away, is it across the sea?


She's been gone a long, long time; she needs to come home now!
I really need to reach her, but I simply don't know how.


Help me find the number please, is it listed under "Heaven"?
I can't read these big, big words; I am only seven.


I'm sorry, operator, I didn't mean to make you cry,
Is your tummy hurting too, or is there something in your eye?


If I call my church maybe they will know.
Mommy said when we need help, that's where we should go.


I found the number to my church tacked up on the wall.
Thank you operator, I'll give them a call.

10 Ways To Keep Love Alive In a Busy Schedule !!!

AN INTERESTING HISTORY LESSON

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.


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Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.


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Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.


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Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.


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Now it gets really weird.


Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.


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Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.


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Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908


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John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.


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Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.


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Now hang on to your seat.


Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'


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Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.


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Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.


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And here's the kicker...


A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Differences Between Men and Women

1. Names:
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.


2. Eating Out:
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50.
None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change back.
When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


3. Money:
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.


4. Bathrooms:
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify most of these items.


5. Arguments:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


6. Cats:
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.


7. Future:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


8. Success:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


9. Marriage:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.


10. Dressing Up:
A woman will dress up to go 4 shopping, to water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and read the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.


11. Natural:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


12. Children:
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

Fishing

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.




There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph.


I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.




I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.


There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."




She sleepily replied,


"Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that s#!t."

Good One ( Read And Forward )

HAAN AUR NAHIN ( Must Fill This Form )

Hurry up, Fill in the blankswith “HAAN” or “NAHIN”



1. ______ main insaan nahin hoon.



2. ______ main hi chor hoon.



3. ______ mera koi ilaz nahin hai.



4. ______ main hi idiot hoon



Let me see who is brave !!!

Facts about Twitter

LET ME LOVE YOU

Once upon a time, there was once a guy who was very much in love with this girl.






This romantic guy folded 1,000 pieces of papercranes as a gift to his girl. Although, at that time he was just a small executive in his company, his future doesn't seemed too bright, they were very happy together. Until one day, his girl told him she was going to Paris and will never come back. She also told him that she cannot visualise any future for the both of them, so let's go their own ways there and then... Heartbroken, the guy agreed.


When he regained his confidence, he worked hard day and night, slogging his body and mind just to make something out of himself. Finally with all these hardwork and with the help of friends, this guy had set up his own company...


"You never fail until you stop trying." he always told himself. "I must make it in life!"


One rainy day, while this guy was driving, he saw an elderly couple sharing an umbrella in the rain walking to some destination. Even with the umbrella, they were still drenched. It didn't take him long to realise those were his ex-girlfriend's parents. With a heart in getting back at them, he drove slowly beside the couple, wanting them to spot him in his luxury sedan. He wanted them to know that he wasn't the same anymore, he had his own company, car, condo, etc. He had made it in life!


Before the guy can realise, the couple was walking towards a cemetary,and he got out of his car and followed them...and he saw his ex-girlfriend, a photograph of her smiling sweetly as ever at him from her tombstone... And he saw his precious papercranes in a bottle placed beside her tomb.






Her parents saw him. He walked over and asked them why this had happened. They explained, she did not leave for France at all. She was stricken ill with cancer. In her heart, she had believed that he will make it someday, but she did not want her illness to be his obstacle ... Therefore she had chosen to leave him.


She had wanted her parents to put his papercranes beside her, because, if the day comes when fate brings him to her again he can take some of those back with him. The guy just wept ...the worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them but knowing you can't have them and will never see them again.

LITTLE JOHNNY AND PROPER GRAMMAR

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked the class for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.




First, she called on Little Lisa, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."




"Very good, Lisa," replied the teacher. She then called on Little Tommy.








"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.




"Excellent, Michael!"




Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny...




Last night, during supper, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, "Beautiful, just fuck beautiful!"

NAIL IN THE FENCE ( Good Story )

There once was a little boy who had a bad temper.




His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper,


He must hammer a nail into the back of the fence.




The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger,




The number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.




Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper.




The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.




The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, "You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence.




The fence will never be the same.




When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one. You can put a knife in a man and draw it out.




It won't matter how many times you say I'm sorry, the wound is still there."




A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one. Friends are very rare jewels, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed. They lend an ear, they share words of praise and they always want to open their hearts to us."




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Please forgive me if I have ever left a hole in your heart :)


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