HER CONFESSION

Her Confession

The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl. She was reciting her confession, and it was all too much for him. He told her to come with him to his room. There, he placed his arm around her. "Did the young man do this to you?" he asked. "Yes, Father, and worse," the girl replied. "Hmm," said the priest. He kissed her. "Did he do this?" "Yes, Father, and worse," the girl said. "Did he do this?" the priest asked, and he lifted her skirt and fingered her bush. "Yes, Father, and worse." By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl down onto the rug and inserted his penis, breathing heavily as he asked, "Did he manage to do this?" "Yes, Father, and worse," said the girl. When the priest had finished with the girl, he asked, "He did this too, and worse? My dear girl, what worse could he have done?" "Well," the shy young girl said, "I think, Father, that he's given me the crabs."   SHORTCHANGED PUSSY When the woman is extremely sexy and beautiful. She moves the right way and oozes sensuality. When it comes to sex, she has no clue. The very thought of stroking this Pussy can make you cum before its time. She talks a good game but Cannot walk the talk. Kissing her is like watching a cartoon. When she tries to guide your dick into her pussy, she cuts it with her nails. By the time you get another boner, her pussy is dry and feels like sandpaper. By the time you get in, you find out that your dick is too big for her short pussy. When you go to lick the pussy you find out that it is a little tart and now you start thinking to yourself, "How can such a fine woman be so feeble?" Undaunted, you decide that you're going to make the best of a bad situation and get your rocks off when she says "Don't cum in me because I'm not taking anything."