Jaane kyon Log kaam karte Hain

Jaane kyon Log kaam karte Hain

Jaane Kyon woh office mein marte hain

Jaane Kyon Jaane kyon

Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon

Kaam mein sochiya to bas gum hai

kaam mein jo zulam ho woh kam hai

kaam par sar jhukana padta hai

dukh hoka muskurana padta hai

zehar kyon zindage mein bharte hai

jaane kyon log kaam karte hain

jaane kyon jaane kyon

jaane kyon jaane kyon jaane kyon

Kaam bin jeene mein rakha kya hai

kaam jisko nahi woh kadka hai

kaam sau ki note laata hai

kaam hi pet bhar khilata hai

log mar mar ke kaam karte hai

jaane kyon khush rehte darte hai

jaane kyon jaane kyon

jaane kyon jaane kyon jaane kyon

kaam ek badi musibat hai

kaam har kisi ki zaroorat hai

hoooo kaam pe yeh jhooth hai sachche

arre kaam pe sab jhooth hai achche

hooo aage kya khak log badhte hai

ek hi post par woh sadte hai

Jaane Kyooooooooooooooooo oooooon.. ..

KAAM TOH AISE HI SAB KARTE HAI

JAANE KYON AAP HI BIDADTE HAI

JAAAANE KYOOOOON JAAANE KYO

Thursday's Smiles

A customer in a bakery was observed carefully examining all the rich-looking pastries displayed on trays in the glass cases. A clerk approached him and asked, "What would you like?"

He answered, "I'd like that chocolate-covered, cream-filled doughnut, that jelly-filled doughnut and that cheese Danish." Then with a sigh he added, "But I'll take an oat-bran muffin.”

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Today is the first day of the rest of your life - but so was yesterday and look how you messed that up.

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A lady lost her handbag while shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "That's funny. When I lost my bag there was only a $100 bill in it. Now there are five $20 bills."

The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward.”

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Microphone Fail:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcujGqRiNvE

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At the clothing store where I work, I make it a point of pride to give customers my unvarnished opinion.

One day, when a man emerged from the fitting room, I took one look at him and shook my head. "No, no," I said. "Those jeans look terrible on you. I'll go get you another pair."

As I walked away, I heard him mumble, "I was trying on the shirt.”

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A group of rednecks sat around the pot-bellied stove in the country store, discussing the mysteries of life. "I'm going deaf and blind," sighed one old fellow. "I don't know what the good Lord wants to leave me here for."

"Now, Mr. McCoy," replied his Pastor friend, "the Lord's ways are not our ways, and we can't always understand. But if He's left you here He's got work for you to do."

Mr. McCoy sat for a minute in quiet meditation, then announced, "Well ... I'm not gonna do it.”

fun facts

1. There are no rental cars in Bermuda.


2. A Russian man who has beard during the time of peter the great had to pay a special tax.


3. The first toilet being flushed in a motion picture was in movie called psycho.


4. An earthquake on 16 -12-1811 caused part of Mississippi river to flow backwards.


5. The word set has more definitions than any other word in the English language.


6. Children are more allergic to crock roaches than they are to cats.


7. Antarctica is the only land on our planet that is not owned by any country.


8. One cubic mile of sea water contains about 50 pounds of gold.


9. Worcestershire sauce is basically anchovy ketchup.


10. In Kentucky it is illegal to carry ice cream in your back pocket.


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Really Stupid People

Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills.

 

 

A man in Johannesberg, South Africa, shot his 49-year-old friend in the face, seriously wounding him, while the two practiced shooting beer cans off each other's head.

 

 

A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job. According to Industrial Machinery News, the film's depiction of gory industrial accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers suffered minor injuries in their rush to leave the screening room. Thirteen others fainted, and one man required seven stitches after he cut his head falling off a chair while watching the film.

 

 

The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.

 

 

A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.

 

 

 

A convict broke out of jail in Washington D.C., then a few days later accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for robbery. At lunch, he went out for a sandwich. She needed to see him, and thus had him paged. Police officers recognized his name and arrested him as he returned to the courthouse in a car he had stolen over the lunch hour.

 

 

Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

 

 

When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested.

 

 

A Los Angeles man who later said he was "tired of walking," stole a steamroller and led police on a 5 mph chase until an officer stepped aboard and brought the vehicle to a stop.

SantaBanta Naughty Jokes & Visuals

Perfect Breasts       A guy was walking down the street when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?" "Are you nuts?" she replies and walks away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?" he asks again. "Listen, sir, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts... just once for $10,000?" So the woman thinks about this for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000?" She thinks a bit, "OK, but just once, and not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there." So they go to the alley and she takes off her top to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as the guy sees them, he jumps on them and starts caressing them, fondling them, kissing them, burying his face in them but not biting them. Finally, the woman gets all annoyed and says, "Are you gonna bite them or what?" "Nah," he replies. "Costs too much!"..... A Blonde and her Dog   One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?' The blonde said it was hers. 'Your dog seems to be in heat,' the officer said. The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.' The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.' 'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning.' The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!' The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.'..... :: Naughty Visuals :: Penis Lamp   Seen at a pervert Sheikh's palace in UAE. Treat For Your Eyes    If you eat green vegetables, you'll relish this picture. For those with weak eyesight don't click

The Women's Hotel

Four beautiful ladies walked into a hotel to stay in for the night, the name of the hotel read, “Pleasure Giving Hotel For Women” The ladies were convinced and walked in. 

On the first floor a sign read, ‘the men on this floor are not good at having sex, but are very gentle and very tempting’. 

The ladies were not satisfied and they walked to the second floor which a sign read, ‘the men on this floor are good at having sex but are very rude and self-considerate’ 

The ladies were once again not satisfied and went on to the third floor where a sign said, ‘There are nothing wrong with the men on this floor, they’re good at having soft sex they are very nice, gentle and hot’ the four ladies were tempted to go in but decided to go to the last floor to see what was in it. 

When they got there they saw a sign that said, "There is absolutely no one on this floor, this floor was just made to show that there is no way to please a woman"

Why Bother Working Hard,Nobody Notices Anyway.