HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share !
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
So, be aware next time when you go to any girl and try to impress her
Feb 10, 2010
Modern Shayris
Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
Woh repeat kar doonga.
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil say
Ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga.
Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
Aur lonely bhi hain.
Problem toh ye hai ki bus voh
Read-only hain.
Shayad mere pyar ko taste
Karna bhool gaye.
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
Ke paste karna hi bhool gaye.
Tumhare samne hain itney items
Kabhi hame bhi pick karo.
Hamare pyar ke icon pe
Kabhi toh tum double-click karo.
Roz subha hum karte hai
Itne pyar se unhe good morning.
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
Jaise 0 errors but 5 warnings.
Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chodo, ban jao meri spouse!
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho, your file not found!
Engineers Are Impossible -- They Can Prove Anything
Prove?.
2 / 10 = 2
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Art student : Out of syllabus
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Commerce student : Question hi galat hai
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Medical student : it?s strange yaar, ye kaise ho sakta hai?
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Engineering student : it is very easy
TWO / TEN
=WO / EN
(W=23rd letter, O=15th letter, E=5th letter & N=14th letter)
=23+15 / 5+14
=38 / 19
=2
Engineer never ask?..
Ans kya hai?
They only ask, Ans . Kya lana hai.
That?s Engineering. .. ;)
2 / 10 = 2
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Art student : Out of syllabus
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Commerce student : Question hi galat hai
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Medical student : it?s strange yaar, ye kaise ho sakta hai?
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Engineering student : it is very easy
TWO / TEN
=WO / EN
(W=23rd letter, O=15th letter, E=5th letter & N=14th letter)
=23+15 / 5+14
=38 / 19
=2
Engineer never ask?..
Ans kya hai?
They only ask, Ans . Kya lana hai.
That?s Engineering. .. ;)
Second Honeymoon
Santa and Jeeto were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 10th wedding anniversary.
Jeeto said, "We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon."
"As you wish," said Santa.
"Will we do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon?" asked Jeeto.
"Ok," said Santa.
"And will we make love like we did on our first honeymoon?" asked Jeeto.
"That's right," said Santa, "except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, 'It's too big, it's too big!'"
Jeeto said, "We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon."
"As you wish," said Santa.
"Will we do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon?" asked Jeeto.
"Ok," said Santa.
"And will we make love like we did on our first honeymoon?" asked Jeeto.
"That's right," said Santa, "except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, 'It's too big, it's too big!'"
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