Wanted A Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.
Since she was not, she went to a doctor to reconstruct her hymen.
The doctor told her that will cost around $500, but there is another
way that will cost only $50. The woman agreed to try the cheap way,
paid the money, and the doctor worked on her for several minutes.
After the "first night" of intimacy, the woman came back to the
doctor and told him that it was perfect. The pain, the blood,
everything was there. And she asked him how he did it. "Simple... I
tied your pubic hairs together!"
mmmmm
Paul picked this woman up in a nightclub and took her home. While they
were walking home he didn't say a thing. "You're not the communicative
type, are you?" she said as they were undressing. "Nah," Paul replied
and pulled out his old fella. "I do all my talking with this." "Damn,"
said the girl as she leaned forward to look. "You don't have much to
say, do you?"
The other day I met this really attractive girl and after a few
hours and a quite a few drinks the topic turned to sexual fantasies.
"My fantasy," she said, "is to be fucked by 12 inches AND to bleed!"
Willing to oblige I took her home, fucked her three times and
punched her in the mouth.
mmmmm
His dick is most surely a dilly,
A grand and marvelous Willie.
His gal loves to give head,
But most often instead,
He ends by just screwing her silly.
A decent young fellow named Herm
Was equipped with a geyser-like worm:
The size wasn't much
But its volume was such
That his lovers did backstroke in sperm.
