You've heard the tale of Robin Hood
And how he did poor people good
There is more to this famous story
of Sherwood Forest's pride and glory
At night when all the robbing was done
The merry men would have some fun
In fact it would be fair to say
The merry men were rather gay
As Little John starts to unwind
Robin takes him from behind
As they frolic in the grass
Robin rams it up his arse
One night when they were all at play
A gorgeous maiden came their way
She sauntered up to Friar Tuck
And said "I'm Marion - wanna fuck?"
Friar could not believe his ears
"She's offering sex to all us queers!"
While he recovered from the shock
Robin presented her with his cock
Marion's clothes were off in a flash
And three merry men all had a bash
For Marion this was sheer bliss
As they filler her every orifice
When all was done she gave a whine
"Thank you boys for a lovely time.
But for your pleasure you must pay
I've got the pox - have a nice day."
"Now listen here" said Friar Tuck
"We really don't give a fuck"
"The laughs on you, you silly cow"
"We've all got AIDS - so who's fucked now!"
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Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking out of the delivery room after his wife gives birth to their son.
Michael says, "How long before we can have sex?"
The doctor says, "At least wait until he's walking."
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Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. One
fag turned to the other and said, "See that stud there, Steve?"
"Sure."
"Well, let me tell you, he's a tremendous fuck!"
"No shit?" Steve asked.
"Well, hardly any."
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