Two Brilliant Nuns and a Rapist (Joke)

Two clever nuns - This is Brilliant

 

There were two nuns

 

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

 

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

 

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

 

SL: It's logical. He wants to Rape us.

 

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?

 

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. A little while later...

 

SM: It's not working.

 

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

 

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

 

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

 

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

 

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

 

Then Sister Logical arrives.

 

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

 

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me

 

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

 

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

 

SM: And?

 

SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

 

SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?

 

SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

 

SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

 

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

 

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

 

SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.

 

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

 

Say two Hail Marys!

I Hate My Job!

When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:

 

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

 

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

 

Now the fun part begins.

 

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

 

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by this company is personally tested and then sanitized."

 

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at this company." HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A$$ THAN YOURS!