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Don't Show Off Before A Fight

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Is it True?

An iguana can stay under water for 28 minutes. Cats have more than one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten. The biggest member of the cat family is the male lion, which weighs 528 pounds (240 kilograms). Most lipstick contains fish scales. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. Each day in the US, animal shelters are forced to destroy 30,000 dogs and cats. A shrimp's heart is in their head. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death. The cat lover is an ailurophile, while a cat hater is an ailurophobe. A woodpecker can peck twenty times a second. It may take longer than two days for a chick to break out of its shell. Dragonflies are one of the fastest insects, flying 50 to 60 mph. Despite man's fear and hatred of the wolf, it has not ever been proved that a non-rabid wolf ever attacked a human. There are more than 100 million dogs and cats in the United States. Americans spend more than 5.4 billion dollars on their pets each year. Cat's urine glows under a black light. The largest cockroach on record is one measured at 3.81 inches in length. It is estimated that a single toad may catch and eat as many as 10,000 insects in the course of a summer. Amphibians eyes come in a variety shapes and sizes. Some even have square or heart-shaped pupils. It would require an average of 18 hummingbirds to weigh in at 1 ounce. Dogs that do not tolerate small children well are the St. Bernard, the Old English sheep dog, the Alaskan malamute, the bull terrier, and the toy poodle. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of earth in a day. Howler monkeys are the noisiest land animals. Their calls can be heard over 2 miles away. A quarter of the horses in the US died of a vast virus epidemic in 1872. The fastest bird is the Spine-tailed swift, clocked at speeds of up to 220 miles per hour. There is no single cat called the panther. The name is commonly applied to the leopard, but it is also used to refer to the puma and the jaguar. A black panther is really a black leopard. A capon is a castrated rooster. The world's largest rodent is the Capybara. An Amazon water hog that looks like a guinea pig, it can weigh more than 100 pounds.

Good Girls Vs Bad Boys

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it.

Good girls wax their floors. Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie. Bad girls know they could do it better.

Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls. Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.

Good girls wear high heels to work. Bad girls wear high heels to bed.

Good girls say, "Don't... Stop..." Bad girls say, "Don't Stop..."

God and Spider ( Must Read... )

 

 

God and Spider     During World War II, a US marine was separated from his unit on a Pacific island. The fighting had been intense, and in the smoke and the crossfire he had lost touch with his comrades. Alone in the jungle, he could hear enemy soldiers coming in his direction. Scrambling for cover, he found his way up a high ridge to several small caves in the rock. Quickly he crawled inside one of the caves. Although safe for the moment, he realized that once the enemy soldiers looking for him swept up the ridge, they would quickly search all the caves and he would be killed. As he waited, he prayed, Lord, if it be your will, please protect me. Whatever your will though, I love you and trust you. Amen. After praying, he lay quietly listening to the enemy begin to draw close. He thought, well, I guess the Lord isn't going to help me out of this one. Then he saw a spider begin to build a web over the front of his cave. As he watched, listening to the enemy searching for him all the while, the spider layered strand after strand of web across the opening of the cave. Hah, he thought. What I need is a brick wall and what the Lord has sent me is a spider web. God does have a sense of humor. As the enemy drew closer he watched from the darkness of his hideout and could see them searching one cave after another. As they came to his, he got ready to make his last stand. To his amazement, however, after glancing in the direction of his cave, they moved on. Suddenly, he realized that with the spider web over the entrance, his cave looked as if no one had entered for quite a while. Lord, forgive me, prayed the young man. I had forgotten that in you a spider's web is stronger than a brick wall. We all face times of great trouble. When we do, it is so easy to forget the victories that God would work in our lives, sometimes in the most surprising ways.   Remember: Whatever is happening in your life, with God, a mere spiders web can become a brick wall of protection. Believe He is with you always and you will see His great power and love for you. Have an awesome day, and know that someone who thinks you're great has and has thought about you today!

Female Rejection and Logic

A Letter to the Prime Minister

Must Read ! Very Powerfully Worded. Bravo - Prakash Bajaj, Editor of Times of India.

 

LETTER OF THE EDITOR OF "THE TIMES OF INDIA"  TO THE PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA

 

Dear Mr. Prime minister,

 

I am a typical mouse from Mumbai. In the local train compartment which has capacity of 100 persons, I travel with 500 more mice.  Mouse at least squeaks,  but we don't even do that.

 

Today I heard your speech, in which you said, 'NO BODY WOULD BE SPARED'.  I would like to remind you that fourteen years have passed since serial bomb blasts in Mumbai took place.  Dawood was the main conspirator.  Till today he is not caught.  All our Bollywood actors, our builders, our Gutka king keep meeting him, but your Government can not catch him. Reason is simple;  all your ministers are hand in glove with him. If any attempt is made to catch him, everybody will be exposed. Your statement 'NOBODY WOULD BE SPARED' is nothing but a cruel joke on these unfortunate people of India.

 

Enough is enough.   As such, after seeing terrorist attack carried out by about a dozen young boys,  I realize that if same thing continues, days are not far away when terrorists will attack by air, destroy our nuclear reactors and there will be one more Hiroshima.

 

We the people are left with only one mantra. Womb to Bomb to Tomb.  You promised Mumbaikar Shanghai;  what you have given us is Jalianwala Baug.
Today only your home minister resigned.  What took you so long to kick out this joker? Only reason was that he was loyal to Gandhi family.  Loyalty to Gandhi family is more important than blood of innocent people, isn't it?

 

I am born and brought up in Mumbai for last fifty eight years.  Believe me, corruption in Maharashtra is worse than that in Bihar.  Look at all the politicians, Sharad Pawar, Chagan Bhujbal, Narayan Rane, Bal Thackray , Gopinath Munde, Raj Thackray, Vilasrao Deshmukh  all are rolling in money.  Vilasrao Deshmukh is one of the worst Chief ministers I have seen. His only business is to increase the FSI every other day, make money and send it to Delhi, so Congress can fight next election. Now the clown has found new way and will increase FSI for fishermen, so they can build concrete houses right on sea shore.  Next time terrorists can comfortably live in those houses, enjoy the beauty of the sea and then attack  our Mumbai at their will.

 

Recently, I had to purchase a house in Mumbai. I met about two dozen builders. Everybody wanted about 30% in black. A common person like me knows this and with all your intelligent agency & CBI, you and your finance ministers are not aware of it. Where all the black money goes? To the underworld isn't it? Our politicians take help of these goondas to vacate people by force. I myself was victim of it. If you have time please come to me, I will tell you everything.
If this has been a land of fools, idiots,  then I would not have ever cared to write to you this letter. Just see the tragedy.  On one side we are reaching moon, people are so intelligent;  and on the other side, you politicians have converted nectar into deadly poison. I am everything Hindu, Muslim, Christian, Schedule caste, OBC, Muslim OBC, Christian Schedule caste, and Creamy Schedule caste;  only what I am not is INDIAN.  You politicians have raped every part of  Mother India by your policy of divide and rule.

 

Take example of our Former President Abdul Kalam. Such an intelligent person; such a fine human being. But you politician didn't even spare him and instead choose a worthless lady who had corruption charges and insignificant local politician of Jalgaon WHO'S NAME ENTIRE COUNTRY HAD NOT HEARD BEFORE. It's simple logic your party just wanted a rubber stamp in the name of president. Imagine SHE IS SUPREME COMMANDAR OF INDIA'S THREE DEFENCE FORCES. what moral you will expect from our defense forces ? Your party along with opposition joined hands, because politicians feel they are supreme and there is no place for good person.

 

Dear Mr Prime minister, you are one of the most intelligent persons, a most learned person.   Just wake up, be a real SARDAR.   First and foremost, expose all selfish politicians.   Ask Swiss banks to give names of all Indian account holders. Give reins of CBI to independent agency.   Let them find wolves among us. There will be political upheaval, but that will be better than dance of death which we are witnessing every day.  Just give us ambience where we can work honestly and without fear. Let there be rule of law. Everything else will be taken care of.

 

Choice is yours Mr. Prime Minister.   Do you want to be lead by one person, or you want to lead the nation of 100 Crore people?

 

Prakash B. Bajaj
Editor Mumbai-Times of India

Dear Boss ---

Dear Boss:

 

I'm resigning effective immediately!

 

The reason for my resignation is that I cleaned my aunt's garage this morning before coming to work and realized I don't feel like working anymore. 

 

See for yourself... 

 

Not In Tune

 

NOT IN TUNE Husband and wife were getting all snugly in bed, the passion is heating up, but then wife stops and says, "I don't feel like it. I just want to you hold me" The Husband says "what???" The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as women". The Husband realizes that nothing is going to happen to night and he might as well deal with it. So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big dept store.he walks around and had her try on three very expensive outfits. And tells his wife , we will take all three of them. Then he goes over and gets matching shoes worth $200 each And then goes to jewelery Dept and gets the set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited( she thinks her husband has flipped out,but she does not care) she goes for the tennis bracelet The husband say "but you don't even play tennis,but ok if you liked it then get it.' The wife is jumping up and down, So excited she can't even believe what is going on, she says "I am ready to go, lets go to cash register The Husband says, "no no no honey we're not going to buy all this stuff," the wife goes blank "No honey- I just want you to hold this stuff for a while," Her face gets really red she is about to explode and then the husband says "you must not be in tune with my financial needs as man

A delayed Valentine Day greetings for you.

The atractive under graduate joke

 

The atractive under graduate joke

One day, a very attractive under graduate visited the professor's
office. The under graduate pulled the chair closer to the professor,
smiled at him shyly, bumped his knee "accidentally", etc.

Finally, the undergraduate said, "Professor, I really need to pass
your course. It is extremely important to me. It is so important that
I'll do anything you suggest."

The professor, somewhat taken aback by this attention, replied, "Anything?"

To which the undergradute cooed, "Yes, anything you say."

After some brief reflection, the professor asked, "What are you doing
tomorrow afternoon at 3:30?"

The student lied, "Oh, nothing at all, sir. I can be free then."

The professor then advised, "Excellent! Professor Palmer is holding a
help session for his students. Why don't you attend that."

Any idiot in class room

 

Any idiot in class room

If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said
the sarcastic lecturer.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister,
why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the lecturer with a
sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you
standing up there all by yourself."

Who are You spending Valentine's Day with?

A professor & his essay

 

A professor his essay

A professor was grading the essay finals he had just given his class
and opened the exam book of a failing student to reveal blank pages
and a $100 bill. The only thing written in the book was "$100 = 100% -
I get an A."

A month later, the student approached the professor. "I don't
understand," he said. "I failed the course. Didn't you read my final?"
The professor handed the student the exam book.

The student opened it to reveal $50 and the phrase "$50 = 50% - You fail!"

Squeeze to the last penny

 

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.
 

He gives the young boy three penny coins to play with to keep him occupied.  
 

Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face.
 

The father realises the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back.
 

The boy coughs up 2 of the penny coins but is still choking.
 

Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
 

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.
 

At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper, places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
 

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully pulls down his pants; takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.. tighter and tighter!!!
 

After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last of the coins, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
 

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.  
 

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, 'I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?'

 
 

 

'No', the woman replied, 'I'm with the Inland Revenue'.

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Routine check up- Very Funny

 

 

A blonde is pregnant, and is practically 9 months along. 

She goes to see her doctor for a routine check-up, but she is worried.

She asks, "What if the baby starts coming, and I can't get to the hospital in time."

The doctor replies, "Well, woman have been having babies for a million years without an attendance by doctors.

It's a very natural process.

The first thing you do is to assume the same position you were laying in when you got pregnant."

 

The blonde interrupts with, "Do you mean with the left foot in the glove compartment and the right foot hanging out the window?"

Bond Girls Throughout The Years

Fans of James Bond can let out a giant sigh of relief because production on the twenty-third 007 film is underway. If you’re not up to date, the franchise was in trouble because its studio MGM was in financial trouble, but Sony looks like it will be footing the bill. Thus far we know that Daniel Craig and Judi Dench will be reprising their roles. It also appears that Javier Bardem will be the villain in the upcoming release. However, there’s only one casting announcement that we truly care about… the next Bond Girl. Thus far there are rumors of Rachel Weisz and Kim Kardashian in the coveted role. Regardless of who lands the next Bond Girl role she’s going to have some big shoes to fill. Here’s a look at Bond Girls through the years.
Ursula Andress

Honey Ryder in Dr. No (1962)
Born: March 19, 1936
Measurements: 37 1/2-22-35
Only Bond girl that appeared in the Peter Seller’s Bond parody Casino Royale in 1966, as Vesper Lynd, and the Bond novel On Her Majesty’s Secret Service.
Eunice Gayson

Sylvia Trench in Dr. No (1962) and From Russia With Love (1963)
Born: March 17, 1928
Initially cast as Miss Moneypenny. Her daughter, Kate, was an extra in 1995′s GoldenEye.
Daniela Bianchi

Tatiana Romanova in From Russia With Love (1963)
Born: January 31, 1942
Won Miss Rome title in 1960. In 1967, starred in the Bond parody Operation Kid Brother with Sean Connery’s younger brother Neil.
Honor Blackman

Pussy Galore in Goldfinger (1964)
Born: December 12, 1927
Measurements: 37C-23-35
At 38 she was the oldest Bond girl.
Shirley Eaton

Jill Masterson in Goldfinger (1964)
Born: January 12, 1937
Began stage acting at age 12. Her first on-camera appearance was in 1951.
Tania Mallet

Tilly Masterson in Goldfinger (1964).
Born: May 19, 1941
Was originally considered for the lead Bond girl role in From Russia With Love.
Claudine Auger

Domino Derval in Thunderball (1965)
Born: April 26, 1941
Measurements: 36-23-37
Is a former Miss France.
Molly Peters

Patricia Fearing in Thunderball (1965)
Born: 1942
Measurements: 37C-24-37
Began career as a model and appeared in “Playboy,” “Modern Man,” “Cavalcade,” “Beau,” “Ace,” “Parade,” “Best for Men,” “Dapper,” and “Escapade.”
Martine Beswick

Paula Caplan in Thunderball (1965)
Born: September 26, 1941
Was a former Miss Jamaica and had the role of the gypsy Zora in From Russia With Love.
Luciana Paluzzi

Fiona Volpe in Thunderball (1965)
Born: June 10, 1937
She was originally considered for the lead Bond Girl Domino Derval.
Mie Hama

Kissy Suzuki in You Only Live Twice (1967)
Born: November 20, 1943
Was the first Asian Bond Girl and had appeared in almost 70 films before getting hitched to 007.
Akiko Wakabayashi

Aki in You Only Live Twice (1967)
Born: August 26, 1941
Switched roles with Mie Hama because Hama had difficulty with the English language.
Karin Dor

Helga Brandt in You Only Live Twice (1967)
Born: February 22, 1938
First German Bond Girl who appeared as the leading role in the play “Der Neurosenkavalier” more than 500 times.
Diana Rigg

Tracy Draco in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)
Born: July 20, 1938
Measurements: 34-25-36 1/2
Became a Dame, which is equivalent to Sir, in 1994 for her contributions to film and theater. Was also one of the first major actors to appear nude on-stage in 1970′s “Abelard and Heloise”
Angela Scoular

Ruby Bartlett in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)
Born: November 8, 1945
Played the part of Buttercup in the Peter Sellers 007 parody Casino Royale in 1966.
Jill St. John

Tiffany Case in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Born: August 19, 1940
Measurements: 36-22-35
The first American Bond Girl with an IQ of 162. Was taking classes at UCLA when she was 14.
Lana Wood

Plenty O’Toole in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Born: March 1, 1946
Measurements: 36C-24-35
Sister of the late Natalie Wood who received her Bond role after appearing in Playboy.
Jane Seymour

Solitaire in Live and Let Die (1973)
Born: February 15, 1951
Measurements: 33C-24-36
Does not actually have English ancestry, despite her persona, her father was from Eastern Europe and her mother was Dutch.
Gloria Hendry

Rosie Carver in Live and Let Die (1973)
Born: March 3, 1949
Was the first African-American love interest for James Bond. She gained exposure by working at the Playboy Club as a Bunny.
Britt Ekland

Mary Goodnight in The Man With The Golden Gun (1974)
Born: October 6, 1942
Was married to Peter Sellers from 1964 to 1968 and was portrayed by Charlize Theron in the film The Life and Death of Peter Sellers.
Maud Adams

Andrea Anders in The Man With The Golden Gun (1974) and Octopussy in Octopussy (1983)
Born: February 12, 1945
This former model is the only actress to play a lead role in two different Bond Films. Her first was in The Man With The Golden Gun and her second was Octopussy in 1983. She’s also an extra in 1985′s A View To A Kill.
Barbara Bach

Anya Amasova in The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
Born: August 27, 1947
Measurements: 35-24-35
This former Playboy regular is married to Ringo Starr.
Caroline Munro

Naomi in The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
Born: January 16, 1949
Measurements: 36B-25-35
Refused an offer to pose nude for Playboy and even films that called for it, such as Force 10 From Navarone. She also turned down the role of of Ursa in Superman.
Lois Chiles

Holly Goodhead in Moonraker (1977)
Born: April 15, 1947
Was original choice for Anya Amasova in The Spy Who Loved Me but turned it down because of her self-imposed hiatus, however, director Lewis Gilbert convinced her to play the part of Holly Goodhead before she left acting.
Corinne Clery

Corinne Dufour in Moonraker (1977)
Born: March 23, 1950
This French actress has remained active in films, although mainly in Europe.
Carole Bouquet

Melina Havelock in For Your Eyes Only (1981)
Born: August 18, 1957
Was interviewed for the lead in Moonraker. Went on to become a spokes-model for Chanel in the 90′s.
Cassandra Harris

Countess Lisl in For Your Eyes Only (1981)
Born: December 15, 1948
Met her future husband, and future James Bond himself, Pierce Brosnan while on the set of For Your Eyes Only.
Lynn-Holly Johnson

Bibi in For Your Eyes Only (1981)
Born: December 13, 1958
Was a professional ice skater in the 70′s.
Kristina Wayborn

Magda in Octopussy (1983)
Born: September 24, 1950
Was Miss Sweden in 1970.
Kim Basinger

Domino Petachi in Never Say Never Again (1983)
Born: December 8, 1953
Measurements: 35 1/2C-24-35 1/2
First Bond Girl and first woman to pose naked in Playboy to win an Oscar.
Barbara Carrera

Fatima Blush in Never Say Never Again (1983)
Born: December 31, 1945
Measurements: 35-24-34
This former model is rumored to have turned down a role in Octopussy because she wanted to work with Sean Connery was returning as James Bond in Never Say Never Again.
Tanya Roberts

Stacey Sutton in A View To A Kill (1985)
Born: October 15, 1955
Measurements: 34B-21-34 in 1976 and 36-21-34 in 1984
Was not only a Bond Girl but also one of the last original Charlie’s Angels.
Grace Jones

MayDay in A View To A Kill (1985)
Born: May 19, 1948
Lived with Swedish actor Dolph Lundgren for four years, who appeared with her in the Bond film A View to a Kill, though contrary to popular rumor they were never engaged.
Fiona Fullerton

Pola Ivanova in A View To A Kill (1985)
Born: October 10, 1956
Was born in Nigeria.
Maryam d’Abo

Kara Milovy in The Living Daylights (1987)
Born: December 27, 1960
Wrote, produced and hosted the TV special Bond Girls Are Forever in 2002.
Carey Lowell

Pam Bouvier in License To Kill (1989)
Born: February 11, 1961
Measurements: 34C-25-35
Is currently married to Richard Gere and was once married to Griffin Dunne.
Talisa Soto

Lupe Lamora in License To Kill (1989)
Born: March 27, 1967
Measurements: 36B-26-36
Turned down a Playboy spread and is currently married to actor Benjamin Bratt.
Izabella Scorupco

Natalya Simonova in GoldenEye (1995)
Born: June 4, 1970
Measurements: 34-23 1/2-33 1/2
Was originally offered lead role in L.A. Confidential, but turned it down. That role went to former Bond Girl Kim Basinger.
Famke Janssen

Xenia Onatopp in Golden Eye (1995)
Born: November 5, 1964
Measurements: 36-24-36
Gave Conan O’ Brien a demonstration of her character’s signature move while promoting GoldenEye.
Michelle Yeoh

Wai Lin in Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Born: August 6, 1962
This former Miss Malaysia is one of the only female stars whom Jackie Chan lets do her own stunts.
Teri Hatcher

Paris Carver in Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Born: December 8, 1964
Measurements: 34C-23-34
Was a San Franciso 49ers Cheerleader before acting.
Denise Richards

Christmas Jones in The World Is Not Enough (1999)
Born: February 17, 1971
Measurements: 36C-24-34
The former Mrs. Charlie Sheen was voted the “Worst Bond Girl of All Time” by the readers of British newspaper Daily Mail.
Sophie Marceau

Elektra King in The World Is Not Enough (1999)
Born: November 17, 1966
Measurements: 36 1/4C-23 1/2- 35 1/2
Began acting at the age of 14. Her first role was in the French film The Party (1980).
Maria Grazia Cucinotta

Cigar Girl in The World Is Not Enough (1999)
Born: July 27, 1968
Measurements: 39D-25 1/2-35 1/2
This Italian hottie has also been seen in The Sopranos and more recently The Rite with Anthony Hopkins.
Rosamund Pike

Miranda Frost in Die Another Day (2002)
Born: January 28, 1979
Can play the piano and cello and can speak French and German.
Halle Berry

Jinx in Die Another Day (2002)
Born: August 14, 1966
Measurements: 36C-22-37
This former high school cheerleader is the first Oscar winner to become a Bond Girl.
Eva Green

Vesper Lynd in Casino Royale (2006)
Born: July 5, 1980
Measurements: 36-24-35
This French vixen has composed music for the flute and piano.
Caterina Murino

Solange in Casino Royale (2006)
Born: September 15, 1977
Measurements: 36-26-35
Reached fourth place in the 1996 Miss Italy contest.
Gemma Arterton

Strawberry Fields in Quantum Of Solace (2008)
Born: January 12, 1986
Measurements: 34-28-40
Despite beating out 1500 other actresses for her role in Quantum Of Solace, she lost out roles in Iron Man 2 to Scarlett Johansson, and the Dark Knight Rises to Anne Hathaway.
Olga Kurylenko

Camille in Quantum Of Solace (2008)
Born: November 14, 1979
Measurements: 34-23-35
This Ukrainian-born actress trained as a model in Moscow and as a ballerina in the Soviet Union as a child.