Interesting one liners..
1. When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I can't remember what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings..."
5.There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop", unless they are used together.
6. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
7. Virginity can be cured.
8. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.
9. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
10. A couple jst married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.....
11. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life? A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesnt
