*If Sex Was Sold In A Grocery Store *

 

 
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*Men would do a much better job of searching for and clipping coupons. *
 
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*Hookers are renamed "Special Stock Girls." *
 
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*If you ever were not "prepared", you could always go to Aisle 8 *
 
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*There's gonna be confusion over Trix on Aisle 3 and "Tricks" on Aisle 10. *
 
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*Clean up on Aisle 10 would take on a whole new meaning. *
 
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*Same with the phrase "Freshness Dating." *
 
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*Same with "Buy One, Get One Free." *
 
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*No one wants to win the One Millionth Shopper award. *
 
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*Paper or Plastic or Rubber? *
 
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*Some men would still be in the Express Lane*
 
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