Feb 27, 2011

Advice from retired people.



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Advice from retired people

Questions and Answers from AARP Forum

 

Q:Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?

 

 

A: Try a bookstore, under fiction.

 

Q:What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

 

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.

When you're done you'll have a place to live.

 

Q:Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is that true?

Where can it be found?

 

A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt ..."

 

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?

 

A: Tell him you're pregnant.

 

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?

 

A: Take off your glasses.

 

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

 

A: Go braless.  It will usually pull them out.

 

Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?

 

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

 

Q:Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

 

A: Storing memory is not a problem.  Retrieving it is the problem.

 

Q:As people age, do they sleep More soundly?

 

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

 

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?

 

 

A: On their foreheads.

 

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?

 

A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?

 

 

 

 

 

 


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