Personal Mottos
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
Do I look like a fucking people person?
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
And just how may I fuck you over today?
And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
One of us is thinking about sex...
OK, it's me.
I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
It's sick the way you people keep having sex without me.
I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.
Okay, okay, I take it back! UnFuck you!
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
You look like shit. Is that the style now?
Earth is full. Go home.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out all I wanted was paychecks.
It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size.
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There was a young nudist from Denver
Who had an unusual member;
It was stiff as Jello
When the weather was mellow.
But a popsicle every December!
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There once was a girl they called Trish
Who was quite a delectable dish
Men savored her lips
Then brought bags of chips
For her pussy smelt strongly of fish
