Learned New Words
Teacher: "Tell me a new word you learned during your vacation. Say the
word, and then repeat it in a sentence. Mary, can you start?"
Mary "Beautiful. My daddy bought me a beautiful new puppy"
Teacher: "Very good Mary, now Timmy:
Timmy: "Terrific. We went on a terrific holiday to the beach!"
Teacher: "Very good Timmy, now Johnny, did you learn a new word?"
Johnny: "Yes ma'am, the word is contagious."
Teacher: "Very good Little Johnny, now, can you put 'contagious' in a
sentence?"
Johnny: "Yes, miss. My Dad saw a lady painting a large barn by
Grandpa's. He said 'It'll take that cunt-ages to paint that.'
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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Oh god, I am so thirsty I could lick
the sweat of a cow's balls."
A gay guy sitting on the end of the bar says "moooo"!!
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Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.
"Do you wash?" the doc asked the rank young girl.
"Oh, yes," Mary answered. "Each morning, I start at my head and wash
down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and wash up as far up
as possible."
"Well," the doc concluded, "go home and wash possible."
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REMEMBER...
A PEACH IS A PEACH,
A PLUM IS A PLUM,
A KISS AIN'T A KISS,
WITHOUT SOME TONGUE.
SO OPEN YOUR MOUTH,
AND CLOSE YOUR EYES---
AND GIVE YOUR TONGUE...
SOME EXERCISE!!!!!!!!!
Q: Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
A: Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.
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