| Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????' CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the Mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, 'What's the story?' He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor' She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?' SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!' RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?' The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.' AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. 'Impossible!' says the doctor.. 'Show me.' The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you? 'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.' 'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.' KNITTING A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!' 'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!' BLONDE ON THE SUN A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!' The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!' The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!' The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. 'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!' IN A VACUUM A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night... It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?' FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs'! |
Friendship & Love
Friendship is a quiet walk in the park,
with the one you trust.
Love is when you feel like are the only two,
around.
Friendship is when they gaze into your eyes,
and you know they care
Love is when they gaze into your eyes.
and it wram you heart.
Friendship is been close even when you,
are far apart.
Love is when you can still feel their,
hands on your heart when they are near.
Friendship is hoping that they experience
the very the very best
Love is when you bring them the very best.
Friendship occupies your mind
Love occupies your soul.
Friendship is when knowing that you will,
always try to be there when in need
Love is when you will give up everything,
to be by at their side.
Friendship is a warm smile in winter.
Love is a wraming touch that sends a pulse
through your heart.
Friendship can survive without love
Love cannot live without friendship...
Love You
A Cowboys Last Request"
Let me tell you folks
Who have gethered here today
Who has just passed way
I know It's hard
But please don't cry
For now Im ridin ,God trails
High uo in the sky
The hoss I'm ridin now
Don't spook, buck, or kick
For God sstables perfect horses
And now I have my pick
Lord, please forgive me of all my sins
For I haven't been perfect
But I know that he who believes in You
Forever wins"
I have lived a good life
A cowboys dream come true
Thank You Lord
For I'm now ready to ride into eternity
Me, my horse,and me.
Have a nice day
Lucy.
India is going to win the 2011 Cricket World Cup……101%
Want to know the reason why?
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virendeR shewag
sachin tendulkAr
yuvraJ singh
gautAm gambhir
yusuf pathaN
ms dhonI
virat Kohli
harbhAjan singh
zaheer khaN
s sreesanTh
r asHwin
Jis team me Rajanikanth basa ho ……… wo team kabhi haaregi kya???
Yennaa Raaskallaaaa……….. Mind It!!!!!!!!!!
Hai kisi team me dum………….. toh jeetke dikhaau India se!!!!
