Hollywood and Bollywood Movies...

5 things American Movies Teach Us:
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.

2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.

3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote Basketball/Baseball.

4. Aliens have special interest in attacking the U.S.

5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves & vampires.

5 things Indian Movies teach us:
1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.

2. While defusing a bomb, don't worry, whichever wire you cut... you always choose the right one".

3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wounds.

4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty.
The most hilarious one...

5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps.

The Wise Farmer of China (Story)

Many years ago, in a poor Chinese village, there lived a farmer and his son.

 

His only material possession, apart from the land and a small hut, was a horse he had inherited from his father.

 

One day, the horse ran away, leaving the man with no animal with which to work the land.

 

His neighbours, who respected him for his honesty and diligence, went to his house to say how much they regretted his loss. He thanked them for their visit, but asked:

 

"How do you know that what happened was a misfortune in my life?"

 

Someone muttered to a friend: "He obviously doesn't want to face facts, but let him think what he likes, after all, it's better than being sad about it."
And the neighbours went away again, pretending to agree with what he had said.

 

A week later, the horse returned to its stable, but it was not alone; it brought with it a beautiful mare for company.

 

The inhabitants of the village were thrilled when they heard the news, for only then did they understand the reply the man had given them, and they went back to the farmer's house to congratulate him on his good fortune.
"Instead of one horse, you've got two. Congratulations!" they said.

 

"Many thanks for your visit and for your solidarity," replied the farmer. "But how do you know that what happened was a blessing in my life?"

 

The neighbours were rather put out and decided that the man must be going mad, and, as they left, they said: "Doesn't the man realise that the horse is a gift from God?"

 

A month later, the farmer's son decided to break the mare in. However, the animal bucked wildly and threw the boy off; the boy fell awkwardly and broke his leg.

 

The neighbours returned to the farmer's house, bringing presents for the injured boy. The mayor of the village solemnly presented his condolences to the father, saying how sad they all were about what had occurred.

 

The man thanked them for their visit and for their kindness, but he asked:

 

"How do you know that what happened was a misfortune in my life?"

 

These words left everyone dumbstruck, because they were all quite sure that the son's accident was a real tragedy. As they left the farmer's house, they said to each other: "Now he really has gone mad; his only son could be left permanently crippled, and he's not sure whether the accident was a misfortune or not!"

 

A few months went by, and Japan declared war on China. The emperor's emissaries scoured the country for healthy young men to be sent to the front.

 

When they reached the village, they recruited all the young men, except the farmer's son, whose leg had not yet mended.

 

None of the young men came back alive. The son recovered, and the two horses produced foals that were all sold for a good price.

 

The farmer went to visit his neighbours to console and to help them, since they had always shown him such solidarity.

 

Whenever any of them complained, the farmer would say: "How do you know that what happened was a misfortune?"

 

If someone was overjoyed about something, he would ask: "How do you know that what happened was a blessing?"

 

And the people of the village came to understand that life has other meanings that go beyond mere appearance.

Should You Kiss on the First Date?

First dates can be a very stressful experience, especially if you are going out on a blind date or with someone you met online. The pressure of kissing on a first date always comes up.

First kisses can be great, especially on first dates. We can learn a lot from how the person dates, including how their bedroom style is. However, there are pros and cons about kissing on a first date and depending on the situation, it might not be a good idea.

As mentioned above, kissing on a first date can tell a lot about how your potential partner behaves in the bedroom. For example, we can find out if he or she is slow, rushed, or even sensual. We can gather a great deal of information from them just from a first kiss.

On the other hand, first kissing on the first date can also lead you right into the bedroom that same night giving you a better look at what to expect from him or her in bed. This is actually a bad idea if it is serious relationship that you are looking for and you might regret jumping into bed too early in the morning.

If you are a man, kissing on the first date will tell you how loose a woman is. You can see how far she will go and as stated above, if it is a relationship you are looking for, you should be strong enough to stop it before it gets to bed.

You can also find out how self absorbed she is and she can find out how selfish you are. Is he trying to take things over the line that you just drew?

Besides all of the potential bedroom dangers that can come from kissing on a first date, what about the STDs or where that mouth has been? This might sound foolish but you don’t know anything about this person or their past. Herpes might be waiting for you right on their lips.

Danger aside, your nervous feelings will come out. You could be the most skilled kisser in the world, but if it doesn’t feel like the right moment to kiss, then don’t do it. If the date went wrong, you don’t have to kiss her.

If it was going well and there is a beautiful moment where you are staring into each other’s eyes at his or her doorstep, then relax and kiss. You don’t want to enter a first kiss feeling nervous as this will definitely show in the kiss.

But if you have found the right moment, first kisses can be very exciting. It is a remarkable experience and an amazing way to end a first date with great memories to follow in the future and can also set a great foundation for a potential relationship.

To buy or not Do Bai

 

To buy or not Do Bai

 

 The Dubai  Nobody Tells You About  

 

 Dubai is the land of the biggest, tallest, longest, widest, richest, fanciest, fastest...everything is t... in the world.

 

They have the tallest residential towers in the world, the tallest restaurant in the world, the largest number of Malbaris in the world, the highest crane operator in the world.

    

If it does not grow in Dubai , they'll make it artificially - artificial ski slopes, artificial islands, artificial oasis, coconut trees and lawns, artificial beaches, artificial economy.

 

Indians especially love it here because of the dirham-to-rupee value. Pakistanis adore it.

 

 The Egyptians come here because there is nothing to do in Egypt. No more pyramids to build either. 

 

The Filipinos come here because they have no choice; there is nothing back home, not even dogs - they've been eaten up.

 

The Brits come here coz they have forgotten what it is to enjoy 3 meals a day in UK and nobody employs them there for the crap they give.  . 

 

The Lebanese come here to buy cars, dress to kill, wear Peter Pan shoes 10 sizes bigger than their feet, put 1 kg of gel on their heads and give everyone ball talk. They'll buy a 1980s Merc or BMW for 10k dirhams and drive the car like theyre sitting in the rear passenger seat, stretching their arms all the way to the steering wheel, giving you the piercing bald eagle look.

 

Russian girls come here as "Hookers".

 

  The Bangladeshis come here to serve you when you honk outside a Baklava (shop), but would not even look at you if you park and go inside to pickup yourself.

 

 

Now according to the government Dubai is Tax free. Of course, that is true. You only have to pay for the visa, medical, sponser, insurance, resident ID, Opening a bank account or even closing an account, Municipality, Sewerage, attestation of papers, translation of papers, driving license papers, lessons, Car license, testing, and ... but the salary is Tax Free.

 

 

Only, there is a Pay and Park scheme with 5000 parking lots, and 500,000 cars in the city, so where the hell do you park? And you are fined for wrong parking.

 

 

Toll has been introduced on many roads. You can avoid the toll tax by using alternative routes, but you'll end up in a traffic jam because everyone is trying to avoid the toll tax.

 

 

If you have any government related work like medicals for visa or immigration, you have 2 options - Standard and Urgent Procedure. Standard takes 15 days and Urgent takes 2 days. The difference is 30 to 40-odd dirhams. Everyone goes for the urgent option and the Dubai government makes money, urgently.

 

 

If you switch jobs you get a work ban and to lift the ban you pay a huge penalty.

 

In Dubai , without a car you are paralyzed (you don't even get jobs if you don't have a car). But you 'll get your license in attempts ranging from 2 to 20. Each time you fail you have paid fees for Driving classes & Driving Tests, which are 1000-odd dirhams. Imagine the money RTA makes.

 

 

Most of the expats live alone with families back home. So they spend much on phone calls. And call charges from Dubai are high.

 

 

Another odd thing about Dubai - no matter where you go or who you meet, you take down phone numbers. Everybody has everybody's number in Dubai . And everyone has a Visiting Card, whether you are a bootlegger, a masseuse, a hooker, a car cleaner, a watchman or a pizza delivery boy. Everyone knocks around with lots of cards in his or her wallet and one card in the palm. So whenever you shake hands with anyone in Dubai and let go, you end up with a visiting card in your palm.

 

 

If youre walking on the road and you ask someone the time, he'll tell you 10:30, give you his card and say, I have new and second-hand watches.

 

At a restaurant when you are leaving they'll say Here is my card, call us for home delivery.

 

If you're below your building, you'll meet those Chinese chicks giving you their cards, saying, Call us if you want DVDs.

 

 

If you are standing at a bus stop, a 
Pakistani will pull over in his 1980 Toyota Corolla, give you his card and say, If you want Pick-up & Drop Service, call me.

 

Dubai has amusing-looking buildings. Some have holes in them, some have giant balls on them, some look like aeroplanes, some look like sail boats, and, all of them reach into space with your window right in front of the moon.

   

Everyone in Dubai goes to malls. Not necessarily to shop. To beat the heat, go to a mall; business meeting, go to a mall; getting bored, go to a mall; want to take a leak or dump, go to a mall; want to do lukhagiri (little in your pocket, little in your mind), go to a mall.

  

If you want to go for a picnic go to a mall.

 

 

  Some Malbaris go home to Kerala, get married, and then come to a Dubai Mall for their honeymoon.

THAT...MY FRIENDS.....IS
DO-BUY