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Know your Marriage Type (Very Interesting)

Choose a number between 1 and 7 and know what sort of marriage you will be having...... ......


get ready....


think about the no.




Ok wait now..









u'r sure right??????? ?











don change your mind again....... .. .....













is it done???????? ??













Ok here goes the result:



1. Arranged Marriage
2. No Marriage (Oops!)
3. Love Marriage
4. Love+Arranged Marriage
5. Marriage With Friend
6. You will have more than one marriage(Great! !-Please invite me for all)
7. Y ou'll go against your parents and marry

A Little Action

Jon was on a business trip for a few days, and one night he went looking for a little "action."

He picked up a sweet young thing at the bar and took her back to his hotel room. Little did he know that she had a snapping pussy and was darn near a nymphomaniac.

After six times having sex, she was screaming for more. After the eighth time, Jon told her that he needed to slip out for a pack of cigarettes. On the way out, he stopped into the men's room. He stood in front of the urinal, unzipped his pants, and felt a moment of panic when he couldn't find his tool.

After a couple of minutes fishing around, he finally said, "Look, it's okay. She's not here!"
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``` oh thats funny ```

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter. Oh my GOD!
WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL!
I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never!
Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?
Have you LOST your mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

Painful!!

So this lady elephant is walking along the forest, when she gets a sliver in her foot. It`s really quite painful, so when she sees this bunny rabbit on the forest floor, she asks him to pull the sliver out.

The rabbit says, "Okay, but if I do this favour for you, you have to promise to do a favour for me."

"All right," says the elephant, "what?"

"Well you see," says the rabbit, "I haven`t gotten my rocks off in a long time. I`ve had no action at all, and I thought that you might help me."

The elephant is a little shocked, but she wants that sliver out, so she agrees.

So the rabbit pulls the sliver out and says, "Okay, get ready," and jumps up there and starts going to town with the elephant.

This monkey in a tree nearby sees this little bunny rabbit going at with the elephant, and he starts jumping up and down and laughing in the tree. He jumps so hard that a coconut falls out of the tree and hits the elephant on the head.

The elephant says, "Ouch!"

And the rabbit says, "That`s right bitch, take it all!"

HAPPY WOMAN

A woman in her fifties is at home, NAKED, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.

 

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, 'Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?'

 

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, 'I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old.'

 

The husband replies, 'What did he say about your 55-year old ass ?'
'Your name never came up,'  she replied.

THE SILVER SCREW

Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In
its place was a silver screw. All the doctors told his mother that
there was nothing they could do. Like it or not, he was stuck with
it . . . He was screwed.

All the years of growing up were real tough on him, as all who saw
the screw made fun of him. He avoided leaving his house . . . and
thus, never made any friends.

One day, a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a swami
in Tibet who could get rid of the screw for him. He was thrilled.
The next day, he took all of his life's savings and bought a ticket
to Nepal.

After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a giant
monastery. The swami knew exactly why he had come. The screwy guy
was told to sleep in the highest tower of the monastery and the
following day when he awoke, the screw would have been removed. The
man immediately went to the room and fell asleep.

During the night while he slept, a purple fog floated in an open
window. In the mist floated a solid silver screwdriver. .. In just
moments, the screwdriver removed the screw and disappeared out the
window.

The next morning when the man awoke, he saw the silver screw laying
on the pillow next to him. Reaching down, he felt his navel, and
there was no screw there! Jubilant, he leaped out of bed . . .. .
and his butt fell off.

The moral to this is:
'Don't screw around with things you don't understand -- You could
lose your ass.'

Congress is noted for screwing around with things they don't
understand - like the economy. That's why we are all losing our
asses!