10 differences between men & women..

The Difference Between Men And Women..?

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage.

6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him
a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.

Santa wanted to be an accountant

Santa wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test: Tester : If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Santa : SEVEN! Tester : No, listen carefully again. If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Santa : SEVEN! Tester : Let's try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer, and two bottles of beer, and another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer have you got? Santa : SIX. Tester : Good! Now, if I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Santa : SEVEN! Tester : How on Earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven? Santa: I have one rabbit at home allready

Hindi SMS [funny]

 

Ae khuda tune ladki kyu banayi beauty, har ladka aankh marna samjhe apni duty. *** ” AAJ KI DUA”. AAP K LIYE . Ay ALLAH Mere Wo Tamam Gunah Muaaf Farma Day.. Jiski Wajha Se Meri . . . Shaadi Ruki hui hy. *** Maloom hai masroof ho bohat dosto ke sang, magar ek baat hamri bhi sun loAb ki baar gaye, tou hum nahin tum hame yaad karty reh jao gey.. *** Hanso Khelo Naacho Gao Duniya Ki Parwa Mat Karo Q K… Duniya Janti Hai K… Pagal Aisi Harkatein Karte Rehte Hain. *** Tabiyat theek nahi thi, Doctor key paas gaya tha to doctor ne bola, Ek paagal ko sms bhej do sub theek ho jayega, Aur maine aapko sms bhej diya Ab zara acchi lag rahi hai tabiyat.

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Man in Line - Video

Car Compare - Funny Video

Perfect Daughter - Funny Video

One Scary Moment - Video

Very Funny Wedding Video

Zebra Cum Overflow - Video

The truth is.........

 

The truth is, you can do whatever you choose to do. The truth Is, when you make it a priority you will make it happen.   The limiting beliefs that hold you back are not based in Truth. They are merely stories you tell yourself that have Grown so familiar you don't even think to question them.   Yet the truth is, you can find your way beyond any Challenge. The truth is, the only limits that permanently Hold you back are the limits you place on yourself.   You can choose to transform your limiting beliefs into Empowering affirmations. You can choose right now to jump Fully into creating the life of your dreams.   Sure, you have plenty of great excuses for not living life At its very highest level, but keep this in mind. The very Fact that they're excuses means they're not really true.   The truth is, you are unique, creative, powerful, passionate And worthy of the very best you can imagine. Choose right Now to live your beautiful truth.

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Shakespeare said:

 

Shakespeare said: I always feel happy, You know why? Because I don't expect anything from anyone, Expectations always hurt.. Life is short.. So love your life.. Be happy.. And Keep smiling.. Just Live for yourself and Before you speak Listen Before you write Think Before you spend Earn Before you pray Forgive  Before you hurt Feel Before you hate Love Before you quit Try Before you die Live   That's Life...Feel it, Live it & Enjoy it.

INCREDIBLE INDIA!

Points to Ponder    1.  We live in a nation where Rice is Rs.40/- per kg and Sim Card is free. 2.  Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance and Police. 3.  Car loan @ 5% but education loan @ 12%. 4.  Students with 45% get in elite institutions thru quota system and those with 90% get out because of merit. 5.  Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team instead of donating the money to any charity. 2 IPL teams are auctioned at 3300 crores and we are still a poor country where people starve for 2 square meals per day. 6.  Where the footwear, we wear, are sold in AC showrooms, but vegetables, that we eat, are sold on the footpath. 7.  Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the path to be famous. 8.  Assembly complex buildings are getting ready within one year while public transport bridges alone take several years to be completed. 9.  Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish wash liquids with real lemon. Think about it! INCREDIBLE INDIA!

 

Bull Fighter - Counts

Give Your Best to Relationship

 

A boy and a girl were playing together.The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her.   The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed.   The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest to the girl. The girl gave him all her sweets as she had promised.   That night, girl slept peacefully. But the boy couldn't sleep as he kept wondering if the girl had hidden some sweets from him the way he had hidden his best marble.   Moral of the story: If you don't give your hundred percent in a relationship, always keep doubting  if the other person has given his/her hundred percent..   This is applicable for any relationship like love, employer-employee relationship etc. Give your hundred percent to everything you do and sleep peacefully.

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India in 50 Seconds - Very True Video

Thats The Way We Are ................!!!

Lip Balm - Funny Video

World Obsessed With Facebook

Don't Copy Others - Funny Video

ICEMAN - VERY FUNNY PRANK VIDEO

Caskat Gag - Funny Video

Intersting One Liners

Interesting one liners..

1. When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I can't remember what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings..."

5.There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop", unless they are used together.

6. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

7. Virginity can be cured.

8. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.

9. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

10. A couple jst married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.....

11. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life? A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesnt

SAFE SEX OPTIONS

Safe Sex Options These days, safe sex isn't just a good idea, it's a matter of life and death. Here are some valuable tips to help you "play it safe": - Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly. - Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex. - Don't fall for lines like, "God protects his servants in the clergy from harm." - Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you. - Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use. - When taking four cocks in the ass, make sure to have an equal amount of cock in your mouth to reduce the risk of CHI imbalance. - Before fellating an anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, "You don't have AIDS, do you?" - Douse penis liberally with D-Con roach spray before penetrating ape. - You CAN get it from kissing -- tear out partner's tongue before any mouth-to-mouth contact. - To prevent radiation exposure, use only lead-based condoms. - If you must engage in unsafe sex, take time out beforehand to hope for the best.  ________________   The businessman spent a good half an hour in the hotel lounge bragging to the hooker about how big his dick was. Finally she suggested they retire to his room and check it out, and he willingly agreed. The guy stripped off his clothes, jumped on top of the hooker, entered her, and said triumphantly, "Why don't you open your mouth, baby, so I can see the end of my prick?" "Open my mouth?" scoffed the hooker. "Why don't you wiggle your ass so I can feel it?"  ________________   In the check out at the food store A nun was advising the poor: "Hey you up in front! That's too many items ,you cunt! And no food stamps for beer ya dumb whore."