Apr 1, 2011

Amazing Burn Remedy [Good to know!]


A woman's experience with burns . . ..
 
Some time ago I was cooking some corn and stuck my fork in the boiling water to see if the corn was ready. I missed and my hand went into the boiling water.... A friend of mine, who was a Vietnam vet, came into the house, just as I was screaming, and asked me if I had some plain old flour... I pulled out a bag and he stuck my hand in it.  He told me to keep my hand in the flour for 10 minutes which I did. He said that in Vietnam, there was a guy on fire and in their panic, they threw a bag of flour all over him to put the fire out...Well, it not only put the fire out, but he never even had a blister!!!!
 

... Long story short, I put my hand in the bag of flour for 10 mins, pulled it out and did not even have a red mark or a blister and absolutely NO PAIN.  Now, I keep a bag of flour in the fridge and every time I burn myself. *Cold flour feels even better than room temperature flour.
 

I use the flour and have never ONCE had I ever had even a red spot/burn mark, or a blister!  I even burnt my tongue once, put the flour on it for about 10 minutes ... the pain was gone and no burn.
 

Try it . . . Experience a miracle! Keep a bag of flour in your fridge and you will be happy you did!
 

BTW, don't run your burn area under cold water first, just put it directly into the flour for 10 minutes.
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Girls Profiles Portals!!! (Just Fun)



HI,

Don't know how true it is "BUT ITS FUNNY"



This is Ultimate.. I bet after reading u may want to try  SELF-SUICIDE.

['self- ' ???...this is just a beginning] HAPPY JOURNEY !

Below are profiles taken from shaadi-COM  .These are actual ads on a matrimony site.

Grammar and spelling errors have no place in these profile description as everything is-

Straight from the heart!

[watch out for the final few ones!

English  lovers TAKE CARE ]

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Hello To Viewers My Name is Gundumani ,

I am single i dont have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my ho me . 

I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore .. 

if u like me u welco me to my heart when ever u whant to me et pls visit my resident

or send u letter..

Thanks

yours Regards ~*~

(Truly yours)


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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state

she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other ho me work

What Ho me work???


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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every mo me nts of life. I

love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.

I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i

love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late co me on

..hold my hand forever !!!

(The dil effect)


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i am simple girl. I have lot of problem in my life because of my

luck. now
i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot

(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)


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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but

while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

(??????????? ????? What the hell)


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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO

LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY

THEY ARE

1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.

2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION

3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.


(all of us are loughing {laughing})


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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be so me one

groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he

would be called the man of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)

Infact she doesn't know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP ? ?



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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I

love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of ˜ok. The person is

Suffering from ˜Ok-syndro me˜)





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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father &

Mother. sister completely married

(so me body please explain how to get married
completely ?)

( Confused ????? )


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my na me is devi and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me

pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

Height of desperation!


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iam kanandevi. i do own businas.one sistar.he was marred.

(No com me nts)

(Plz for gods sake ask so me bodys help in framing sentence )



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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.

i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good. i expect the

good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the sa me caste or other

caste accepted 

(but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)

(Perhaps Debit Cards accepted ?)


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I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social

service.

Zebra..???)

(Gosh!!!!!!! ! she knows her heart color)


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Nothing wrong in going nude to cheer Team India: Poonam Pandey


Model Poonam Pandey

The nation of one billion plus now has one more reason to root for India when they meet Sri Lanka in the World Cup final at the Wankhede Stadium.
Poonam Pandey, a 19-year-old model from Mumbai, has promised to go nude if India wins the World Cup. She tells Rediff.com what her plans are.
Poonam Pandey emerged out of nowhere and has become part of this nation's collective consciousness.
Till a few days ago, the 19-year-old model was just another pretty face with a track record in pageants (Gladrags Megamodel and Manhunt) and a calendar hunt (Kingfisher).
Media managers who handled the event had no clue about who Poonam was and were scratching their heads as e-mails, telephone calls and texts poured in from the media requesting her phone number.
The reason why Poonam Pandey has been in the news, the reason she is currently one of the hottest trending topics on Twitter and one of the most searched for models on Google is quite simply because the girl has promised to strip if India wins the World Cup.
We spoke with Poonam who told us she would keep her word and she isn't doing anything unlawful by going naked if India won.

The Tea Cup



There was a couple who used to go to shop in the beautiful stores. They both liked antiques and pottery and especially teacups. One day in this beautiful shop they saw a beautiful teacup. They said, "May we see that? We've never seen one quite so beautiful." As the lady handed it to them, suddenly the teacup spoke.
 
"You don't understand," it said. "I haven't always been a teacup. There was a time when I was red and I was clay." My master took me and rolled me and patted me over and over and I yelled out, "let me alone", but he only smiled, "Not yet."
 
"Then I was placed on a spinning wheel," the teacup said, "and suddenly I was spun around and around and around. Stop it! I'm getting dizzy!" I screamed. But the master only nodded and said, 'Not yet."
 
Then he put me in the oven. I never felt such heat. I wondered why he wanted to burn me, and I yelled and knocked at the door. I could see him through the opening and I could read his lips as He shook his head, "Not yet."
 
Finally the door opened, he put me on the shelf, and I began to cool. "There, that's better," I said. And he brushed and painted me all over. The fumes were horrible. I thought I would gag. "Stop it, stop it!" I cried. He only nodded, "Not yet."
 
Then suddenly he put me back into the oven, not like the first one. This was twice as hot and I knew I would suffocate. I begged. I pleaded. I screamed. I cried. All the time I could see him through the opening nodding his head saying, "Not yet."
 
Then I knew there wasn't any hope. I would never make it. I was ready to give up. But the door opened and he took me out and placed me on the shelf. One hour later he handed me a mirror and said, "Look at yourself." And I did. I said, "That's not me; that couldn't be me. It's beautiful. I'm beautiful."
 
"I want you to remember," then, he said, "I know it hurts to be rolled and patted, but if I had left you alone, you'd have dried up. I know it made you dizzy to spin around on the wheel, but if I had stopped, you would have crumbled.
 
I knew it hurt and was hot and disagreeable in the oven, but if I hadn't put you there, you would have cracked. I know the fumes were bad when I brushed and painted you all over, but if I hadn't done that, you never would have hardened; you would not have had any color in your life.
 
And if I hadn't put you back in that second oven, you wouldn't survive for very long because the hardness would not have held. Now you are a finished product. You are what I had in mind when I first began with you."
 
God knows what He's doing (for all of us).He is the Potter, and we are His clay.
 
He will mold us and make us, So that we may be made into a flawless piece of work To fulfill His good, pleasing, and perfect will.

ICC 2011 World Cup Funny Pictures - Silly but Timepass!


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What do Men Notice First, Even Before Breasts


Good news for those of us with lingerie drawers full of push-up bras! It�s not your cleavage he's looking at instead of your face...it's your hair! According to a reputed Magazine, a new survey found that what men really want is silky, healthy hair. More ahead...

74% of men indicated that they notice women because of their hair.

44% of men surveyed said that hair is the first thing they notice about a woman, more than her clothes (26%), legs (25%), or makeup (4%), and most men surveyed would be more likely to approach a woman at a bar with great hair than a woman wearing a low-cut shirt.

82% of men indicated that sexy hair is a key element to a woman's overall sex appeal.

60% of men surveyed say they would rather date a woman with great hair than a woman with big breasts.


78% of men surveyed consider healthy hair to be a turn-on.

But wait...I thought we were taught that we can have it all! Love and a career. Great hair and great boobs! Now we have to choose?
"Hair that is healthy and well-kept immediately signals to a man that you are responsible, classy, attentive, and take pride in your appearance and these are all characteristics that men look for in women."
 

A Tribute to Cricket in India - Wishing All the Best for WC 2011 Finals



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Celebrities at India vs Pakistan WC 2011 Semifinal Match Mohali

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