10 Reasons - Why OBL got killed!!

10 Reasons - Why Osama Bin Laden got killed!!

• - Manmohan Singh is not President of US.
• - Barack Obama doesn't take permission from Sonia ji.
• - He was not hiding in India. Our system is unable to find a Chief  Minister in our own country, can you expect them to find Osama.
• - He didn't surrender himself to Indian government. This government is not able to give death sentence to already arrested and proven guiltyAjmal Kasab and Afzal Guru after years.
  
  
• Osama could have spent alifetime here at our expense and lived a 7 star comfort life..
• - CBI was not incharge of investigation and the operation. They are busy in saving Kalmadi ,Raja, Kanimozi, Balwa etc.
• - Amar Singh didn't leak the tape of Obama's phone, neither talked to Jayaprada at night on this.
• - In Pakistan, he was not in the minority community, so no human right activist and secular journalist came to save him, bechara Padgaonkar, Mahesh Bhatt, Shabana Azmi, Arundhoti Roy Burka Dutt etc. etc.
• - He didn't meet Ekta Kapoor. She could have given him tips to be alive again.
• - He didn't request Rajnikant to save him.
• - Last but not the least. He trusted Pakistan & our Manmohan Singh also loves to trust Pakistan.

 

A WOMAN KNOWS ....!!!

A woman dreams ... with her heart, dreams of passion,

beauty and peace on earth. 

A woman cries ... tears when she's wounded...replaced with 
smiles when she knows she will heal soon. 

A woman loves ... with her soul, deep and true ... with all that 
she knows..... 

A woman tries ... through every wrong, ... forgives past sins 
and finds the strength to move on. 

A woman gives ... everything inside her ... she does not hold 
back because of the fears that remind her ... she could be hurt, 
be taken in, ... a woman protects herself with the love that lies 
within..... 

Only a woman knows the secret truths that hide beneath the 
surface of her warmth and kindness. 

Only a woman knows the tender touch that can heal all 
wrongs and relieve all fears. 

Only a woman can give her all and have love left to give when 
the giving is done. 

Only a woman ... with a woman's heart ... can understand and 
accept ... the many pains she will encounter. 

Only a woman ... with a woman's heart ... can possibly know 
the strength of her heart..... 

A woman knows ... if all she owns was taken ... there are 
parts of her, the best of her ... that nothing on earth can ever 
take away ... the woman's heart, the woman's depths. 

Only a woman knows ... it's the love within that makes her who 
she is, and love without pain could be a love that is dead.

Who Needs Pocket ?

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BETTER TO BE A FEMALE

Better To Be Female We got off the Titanic first. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. We never ejaculate prematurely. We can have sex anytime we want. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality. When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic. We don't have to get our strength up between sessions...and it's much easier for us to get "some" in the first place. We can get off with teenagers without being called dirty old perverts. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - guys look like complete idiots in ours. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. We can cry and get off speeding fines. We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers...... Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance. Taxis stop for us. We've never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. ------   A lawyer walked into a bar, sat down and ordered a drink. As he was sipping it, he looked over at the woman sitting on the stool next to his. Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen here, 'Good Looking', I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it." Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "No kidding! I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?"

GOT IT TOUGH

Got It Tough   At six in the morning, the big toe looks at the penis and says, "Psst! Hey!" The penis stands up and says, "Yeah?" The toe says, "You know man, I've really got it tough. Every morning this guy shoves me into a stinking old sock, ties me up in a dirty old shoe, walks on me all over town, and people step on me all day long." The penis says, "Fella, you ain't got no problems at all. This guy shoves me into a jock strap that's too tight. Then he goes over to his girlfriend's house, starts messing around with her, and I get all tense and excited, and I can't move a muscle. Then he shoves this rubber balloon over my head, locks me in a big hairy cage, and makes me do push-ups until I get sick and throw up." -=-=-=-=-=-=-=   A blonde calls the Delta Airlines and asks, "can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York city"? The agent replies, Just a minute . . . "Thank you" the blonde says, and hangs up.   -=-=-=-=-=-=-=   Men are like Road Kill They usually just lie around until they start to smell   Sign in the window of a home cookin' restaurant in Phoenix: ;The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster!   The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.   Two headaches and a hard-on   Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads? They want to measure their intelligence.   Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea.   -=-=-=-=-=-=-=   A Priest lost his pet rooster and couldn't find it no matter how many times he checked around his Parish. Frustrated, he decided to bring it up during his Sunday Mass. From the pulpit, he asked loudly, "Anyone got a cock?" All the men inside the Church stood up! "No, I mean, has anyone seen a cock?" All the women inside the Church stood up. "No, no, no...what I mean is...has anyone seen MY cock?" All the nuns stood up!

To Hell With This

To Hell With This This is what happens when you leave your brain in your shoe box.

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