Funny Cartoons

Another doubtful female athlete

... no woman would EVER be caught wearing those shoes!!!

Jokes ..

Q.  Why is a sexual climax called an orgasm?

A.  It's easier to spell than... 'OOOOOHHOOOOOOHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!'

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These are the eight ideal qualities of a perfect boyfriend... Brave, Intelligent, Gentle, Polite, Energetic, Non-alcoholic, Industrious, and Self-organised.

In short- B.I.G. P.E.N.I.S.

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A police officer pulls a woman over for speeding

 The woman seems very anxious.

'Good afternoon, madam,' he says. 'Have you any idea why you've been pulled over?'

'Yes, officer, I know I was speeding, but it really is a matter of life or death,' she babbles.

'Can you tell me why?' the police officer asks.

'My gorgeous boyfriend is waiting naked for me at home,' the woman replies.

'How is that a matter of life or death?' the officer asks.

'Well,' the woman replies, 'if I don't get home before my husband , I'm a dead woman.'

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A new contraceptive pill has been designed for men.

If a man puts it in his shoe, it makes him limp.

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'Doctor, I'm so worried,' a man says. 'Both my wife and I have black hair, but our son has just been born with red hair. Do you think something funny's been going on?'

'Not necessarily,' the doctor replies. 'How often do you and your wife have sex?'

'About five times a year,' the man admits.

'Well, there's your answer,' the doctor says. 'Your'e just a bit rusty.'

Santa Banega Karodpati - Complete version

We have our famous friend Santa Singh qualifying for the hot seat.
(He pressed the buttons by accident and managed to qualify)
AB : OK Santa I congratulate you for this opportunity here with us.
Santa : Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa wahe guru di fateh.
Chak denge phatte aj. Tusi start karo ji.

AB: To aap apne pitaji ke saath aaye hai, kya naam hai aapke pitaji ka?"
Santa: "Hai Jee?"
AB: "Kya naam hai aapke pitaji kaa?"
Santa: "Are sir jee, kam se kam char options to do..."
AB: "ufff.., ok.., leave it. Lets proceed with the game"

AB : OK Santa this is your first question for 1000
Rs. - 'Which state has the largest sikh population ?' and your options are
A. Punjab
B. Punjab
C. Punjab
D. Punjab
Santa : Oh ji how much time do I've to answer this question

AB : Samay ki koi pabandhi nahi hai Santa ji, you can take your time
Santa (giggles) : Sir ji tricky sawaal puchha hai aapne. I would like to use my lifeline.

AB : I'm not surprised on this , which one wud U like to use.
Santa : Audience poll

AB : OK audience please be ready with your voting pads, and your time starts now.
After a minute we have a graphic presentation on the board.
A. 25%
B. 25%
C. 25%
D. 25%

AB : Santa ji, this is a no good situation for you, I can share your disgust here.
Santa : Yeh mere saath hi kyon hota hai. Fasa diya Sirji aapki audience ne. I think I've to use my second lifeline - 50 50.

AB : Very good ! 50 50 ka istemal karna chahenge. OK
computer ji do galat jawab mita diye jayen.
Computer displays A. Punjab and C. Punjab
Santa : Badi chalu machine hai aapki sar ji. Mein
chodoonga nahi aaj isko.
Wahe guru de kasam mereko third life line bhi chahiye.

AB : Kamal hai Santa ji, I must congratulate you, You have record of using all the lifelines in the very first question.
This is great . OK phone a friend - kisko phone karna chahen ge aap.
Santa : My one and only one... mera langotiya yaar., Banta Singh.

AB : OK Banta ko phone lagaya jaye.
Phone rings. Banta picks it ' Hulloooooo, kon hai oye
adi raati,???'

AB : Hello Banta ji , mein Amitabh Bachhan bol raha hoon Star Plus ke Kaun Banega Crorepati se.
Banta : ahhhooooooo, Bachan ji Sasriyakal, koi hor hota to uski to mein #!@#$%&#@##%#& kar deta, kher, Ki hal chal he sar ji.

AB : Mein thik hoon Banta ji, par ye ek family show hai is liye aap apshabdon ka prayog na karen to behtar hoga. Aapke dost yahaan bethe hain mere saath
aur.................
Banta (Interrupts) : Aur wo sala pehle hi question pe atak gaya hoga, khota hai sala. Sawal pucho ji.

AB : Aapko sirf tees second .,.............. chaliye mein aapko special case karte hue 1 minute doonga. Aur aapka samay shuru hota hai aab.
Santa : Oye bante ke ho raya hai yaar ??
Banta : oye ullu de dum, saale bahar se taala laga gaya khote. Sawere dud wala aaya si, paise mang raya si, aur khotya tu meri kameez pehen gaya. Sale chakki se aata lana tha, tera baap laye ga.

AB : Santa ji kya kar rahe hain samay khatam ho raha hai.
Santa : Yes Yes. Oye chod use yaar question hai
..................... (he tells him the question).
Banta : Saale sari zindagi tere nakal mar ke fail hota raha hoon, par iska answer mujhe aata hai.
Kalank hai tu Punjab ke naam pe . Iska answer Punjab hai lallu.
Santa : oye par ......... (and the clock stops).

AB : Samay khatam, aapke mitr ne jawab de diya hai , ab to mujhe pakka confidence hai ke aap kam se kam 1000 to le ke jayenge hi aaj.
Santa : Ullu ka patha hai ji, ye to mujhe bhi pata hai par sale ne yeh to batya nahin ke A hai ya C hai.
And this was the last episode of KBC as most of the audience died laughing...

Lunch With God

A little boy wanted to meet God. He knew it was a long trip to where God lived, so he packed his suitcase with a bag of potato chips and a six-pack of root beer and started his journey.

When he had gone about three blocks, he met an old woman. She was sitting in the park, just staring at some pigeons. The boy sat down next to her and opened his suitcase. He was about to take a drink from his root beer when he noticed that the old lady looked hungry, so he offered her some chips. She gratefully accepted it and smiled at him.

Her smile was so pretty that the boy wanted to see it again, so he offered her a root beer. Again, she smiled at him. The boy was delighted! They sat

There all afternoon eating and smiling, but they never said a word.

As twilight approached, the boy realized how tired he was and he got up to leave; but before he had gone more than a few steps, he turned around, ran back to the old woman, and gave her a hug. She gave him her biggest smile ever.

When the boy opened the door to his own house a short time later, his mother was surprised by the look of joy on his face. She asked him, "What did you do today that made you so happy?" He replied, "I had lunch with God." But before his mother could respond, he added, "You know what? She's got the most beautiful smile I've ever seen!"

Meanwhile, the old woman, also radiant with joy, returned to her home. Her son was stunned by the look of peace on her face and he asked, "Mother, what  did you do today that made you so happy?" She replied! "I ate potato chips in the park with God." However, before her son responded, she added, "You know, he's much younger than I expected."

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of

Which have the potential to turn a life around. People come into our lives for a reason, a season, or a lifetime! Embrace all equally!

Gola stall near hinjewadi - Pune

Strangest Goal ever

When things go Wrong

When things go wrong for bikers
what happens are accidents
These bikers are trying to do some stunts
but unfortunately goes wrong
Please Do not try these Yourself

Girls after marriage