Italian Spelling

 

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. 

 They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention 

is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

'Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this anymore, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig!' 

she retorted indignantly.  'In this country, we don't speak aloud in Public 

places about our sex lives!'

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin' abouta sex? 

I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi.'

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New Drink

 

 

A New Drink!

A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.

After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.

The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.

"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his ton gue - salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it .   I n one second the sharp lime taste hits , at two seconds the Baileys curdles , at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend.

She smiles widely at him and says, "So, how did you like it?

It's called

"Blow Job Revenge"

 

 

 

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