A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
Her mother asked, ‘How was the honeymoon?’
‘Oh, mama,’ she replied, ‘the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic‘
Suddenly she burst out crying. ‘But, mama, as soon as we returned he started using the most horrible language… things I’d never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You’ve got to come get me and take me home…. Please mama!‘
Her mother said, ‘Calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?’
Still sobbing, the bride said, ‘Oh, mama…words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK…!‘
Feb 17, 2010
Three friends bus ride
Three friends boarded a house-full bus. some how they sneaked their way in the centre of the bus. They stopped besides a seat which was occupied by three girls.
The girls offered them seat on one condition..that they(girls) will seat on their(men) laps after having the seat. The men agreed to the condition and had the seat and the girls on their lap as well.
After some time one girl said to the man on whose lap she was sitting, "Are you an electrical engineer?". The man was surprised and replied "yes but how did you know that."
The girl replied "I am receiving shocks from your solder gun".
After some time another girl asked to the man on whose lap she was sitting, "Are you a mechanical engineer." The man was also surprised and replied "yes but how did you know that."
On that the girl replied "your piston is hurting my cylinder."
After some time the third girl asked her man if he was a civil engineer. The man was also surprised and asked her how she knew that.
The third girl replied "Your dam has broken and flooded my village."
The girls offered them seat on one condition..that they(girls) will seat on their(men) laps after having the seat. The men agreed to the condition and had the seat and the girls on their lap as well.
After some time one girl said to the man on whose lap she was sitting, "Are you an electrical engineer?". The man was surprised and replied "yes but how did you know that."
The girl replied "I am receiving shocks from your solder gun".
After some time another girl asked to the man on whose lap she was sitting, "Are you a mechanical engineer." The man was also surprised and replied "yes but how did you know that."
On that the girl replied "your piston is hurting my cylinder."
After some time the third girl asked her man if he was a civil engineer. The man was also surprised and asked her how she knew that.
The third girl replied "Your dam has broken and flooded my village."
Darn Kids They know everything (Funny Joke)
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.
"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
"I know how old you are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks,
"How did you find that out?
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
"How in heaven's name did you find that out?"
"And," the little girl says triumphantly,
"I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"
"Because you got an ' F ' in sex."
"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.
"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
"I know how old you are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks,
"How did you find that out?
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
"How in heaven's name did you find that out?"
"And," the little girl says triumphantly,
"I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"
"Because you got an ' F ' in sex."
Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha
Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,
Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi..
Subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana
Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,
Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,
Muskurate huye kehna ki..
Darling chai to pi lo,
Jaldi se ready ho jao, Aap ko office bhi hai jaana..
Gharwali meherban ka roop le kar aayee thi,
Dil aur dimag par poori tarah chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete they to naam usee ka hota tha,
Ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha..
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5 saal baad....
Subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,
Table par rakh kar jor se chillana,
Aaj office jao to munna ko
School chodte hue jana........ ......
Suno ek baar phir wohi awaaj aayi,
Kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi charpayee,
Agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,
Munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena.
Na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,
Dil aur dimaag par kaali ghata chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete hain to unhi ka khayal hota hai,
Ab har samay zehan mein ek hi sawal hota hai..
Kya kabhi woh din laut ke aayenge,
Hum ek baar phir kunwaare ban paayenge
Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,
Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi..
Subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana
Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,
Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,
Muskurate huye kehna ki..
Darling chai to pi lo,
Jaldi se ready ho jao, Aap ko office bhi hai jaana..
Gharwali meherban ka roop le kar aayee thi,
Dil aur dimag par poori tarah chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete they to naam usee ka hota tha,
Ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha..
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5 saal baad....
Subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,
Table par rakh kar jor se chillana,
Aaj office jao to munna ko
School chodte hue jana........ ......
Suno ek baar phir wohi awaaj aayi,
Kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi charpayee,
Agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,
Munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena.
Na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,
Dil aur dimaag par kaali ghata chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete hain to unhi ka khayal hota hai,
Ab har samay zehan mein ek hi sawal hota hai..
Kya kabhi woh din laut ke aayenge,
Hum ek baar phir kunwaare ban paayenge
Do you know ....
This is awesome - I bet you didn't know this...
Letters 'a', 'b', 'c' & 'd' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99
(Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred)
Letters 'a', 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999
(Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand)
Letters 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999
(Letter 'b' comes for the first time in Billion)
And
Letter 'c' does not appear anywhere in in the spellings of entire English Counting
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Letters 'a', 'b', 'c' & 'd' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99
(Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred)
Letters 'a', 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999
(Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand)
Letters 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999
(Letter 'b' comes for the first time in Billion)
And
Letter 'c' does not appear anywhere in in the spellings of entire English Counting
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