Meri Ankhon Main Basay Ho Tum.....!!

Meri Ankhon Main Basay Ho Tum Duaa Bun Ker
Tumhain Zindagi Bher Yunhi Chaounga Aitebaar Karo,

Meri Her Souch Main Shamil Hai Khayaal Tumhara,
Isay Sansoon Main Rachaounga Aitebaar Karo

Hay Laboun Per Jo Merey Naam Tumhara
Tumhain Apna Main Banaounga Aitebaar Karo,

Hain Kathin Rah-e-Wafa Jana,Toh kYa Hota Hay?
Dil Jala Ker Main Nibhaounga Aitebaar Karo

Mujhe Tum Say Hai MUhabbat tumhain Khaber Hai yeh
Main Isay Zindagi Banaounga Aitebaar Karo,

Tumhara He Chehra Basa Hai Meri In Aankho Main,
TuMhian Tabeer Banaounga Aitebaar Karo

Tumhain Paa Ker Ho Jayegi Sehal Zindagi Meri.
Yehi Duaa Bas Mangounga Aitebaar Karo,

Khuwaboun Main Kabhi Khayaloun Main Kehta HOuN Tumse Yehi
Main Zindagi Tum Sung Sajaoungi Aitebaar Karo....!!

Receipe of Good Frinds ....!!

Ingredients-

 Forgiveness, use generously, you can never add too much of this to a relationship.
Respect, this ingredient is at its' best when it works both ways.
Inspiration, this will cause your friendship to rise above the rest, as it tends to lift their spirits, we all need a little of this in our lives and when it's given by a friend it's even more appreciated.

Encouragement, something we could all use a heaping portion of and is very easily digested.
Never-ending love, this ingredient is one of the most important ones of all yet the most available and easiest to add.
Determination, this is one of the final ingredients and may be just a little harder to come by at times but when blended together with the rest you have a no-fail recipe.

Sprinkle generously with patience, kindness, and understanding and a dash of humor. Servings: Many!~~~~~~~~~~As with all good recipes, it should be shared and passed along to all of your friends! 

A PUSSY AND A BITCH

A Pussy And A Bitch    A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about pussy, and their bitch. The boy confused by this goes to his mother. "Mom", the boy asks, "What's a pussy?" The mother being startled by this thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says "Son, that is a pussy." the son then asks "What's a bitch?" The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog and says "Son, this is a bitch." The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching television. The son walks up to his father and says "Dad, what's a pussy?" The father doesn't want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out his Penthouse magazine to the centerfold, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the vagina and says "Son, this is a pussy!" The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about asks "Then, what is a bitch?" The dad replies, "That's everything outside the circle!"   ====== I woke up early one morning. The earth lay cool and still. When suddenly a tiny bird perched on my window sill. He sang a song so lovely so carefree and so gay that slowly all my troubles began to slip away. He sang of far off places of happines and fun It seemed his very trilling brought up the morning sun. I stirred beneath the covers crept slowly out of bed then gently shut the window and crushed his fucking head. I'm not a morning person! ====== A woman and her little boy were walking through a park in New York and they pass two squirrels having sex. The little boy asks his mom, "Mommy, mommy, what are they doing?" The lady responded, "They're making a sandwich." Then they pass two dogs having sex and the little boy again asks what they were doing. His mother again replied they were making a sandwich. A couple of days later the little boy walks in on his mother and father and said "Mommy, Daddy, you must be making a sandwich because, Mommy has mayonnaise all over her mouth!!!"

Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. 3. Don't cut your hair. Ever. 4. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. 5. Get rid of your cat. 6. Sunday = Sports 7. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 8. Women wearing wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. 9. You have too many shoes. 10 Crying is blackmail. 11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 13. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. 14. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers. 15. A headache for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 16. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. 17. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. 18. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one. 20. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? 21. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. 22. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - Not both. 23. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we. 24. You have enough clothes. 25. Nothing says, "I love you," like sex. yyyyy Q: What do a bleached blonde and a 747 have in common? A: They both have little Black Boxes. Q: Why don't blondes water ski? A: Because they lie down as soon as their crotches get wet. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: If you slap a mosquito, it'll stop sucking. Q: What do you call a bleached blonde standing on her head? A: A brunette with bad breath! Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock knock jokes? A: Because they go and answer the fucking door.

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" If you Mess up - It's Not your Parents Fault. " Bill Gates.

" If you Mess up - It's Not your Parents Fault. " Bill Gates.       This should be posted at every school and on everyone's refrigerator if they have kids - can also apply to many adults!       Love him or hate him , he sure hits the nail on the head with this!  Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.   Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it!   Rule 2 : The world doesn't care about your self-esteem.  The world will expects you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.   Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.   Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss   Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.   Rule 6 : If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault , so don't whine about your mistakes,  learn from them.   Rule 7 : Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.   Rule 8 : Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.   Rule 9 : Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time..   Rule 10 : Television is NOT real life. In real life peoples actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.   Rule 11 : Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.     If you agree, pass it on.   if you don't agree stick your head in the sand and take a deep breath!  If you can read this - Thank your teachers, not necessary those at school!

 

PERFECT RELATIONSHIP - A MYTH

It was the coldest winter ever. Many animals died because of the

 cold. The porcupines, realizing the situation, decided to group together. This way they covered and protected themselves; but the quills of each one wounded their closest companions even though they gave off heat to each other. 

After a while, they decided to distance themselves one from the other and they began to die, alone and frozen. So they had to make a choice: either accept the quills of their companions or disappear from the Earth. Wisely, they decided to go back to being together. This way they learned to live with the little wounds that were caused by the close relationship with their companion, but the most important part of it was the heat that came from the others. 

This way they were able to survive. 

The best relationship is not the one that brings together perfect people, but the best is when each individual learns to live with the imperfections of others and can admire the other person's good qualities. 
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No matter what the issue or bump in the road, a perfect relationship is one where you both know that no matter what, you are there. Always. You respect each other, and love each other. Other than that, everyones definition of perfect is their own. 

"Love is everything. It is the key to life, and its influences are those that move the world." 

"Don't think so much about who is for or against you, rather give all your care, that God be with you in everything you do."