Apr 10, 2011

The greatest pain in life......... !!


( Phoenix ) Best deal



 

There are three brothers, Tom, Dick and Harry.
Tom calls Dick and says,"Listen, Dick, my wife has
been in the hospital for two months, and I need a
woman! Why don't you send your wife over to spend
a couple of nights with me, and when my wife gets
out of the hospital, I'll let her spend a couple of
nights with you, OK?"
 
This really makes Dick angry!

So angry that he calls Harry, and tells him about it.

Harry says, "Man, you should have taken him up on that deal!
His wife is much better in bed than your wife.

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Whore house

 




 

After a visit to the whore house,
 a man notices green lumps on his willy,  
so he goes to the doctors. 
 "That's serious" says the doctor. 
 "You know how wrestlers get cauliflower ears?" 
"Yes" says the man seriously. 
"Well" says the doctor "You've got brothel sprouts."
 





 






 




 
 





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Victoria Secret


After years, and years of suspense----

The Question everyone is dying to know
the answer to is: 

"What the HELL is Victoria's Secret?"



And Finally, the answer Is . . . .


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