Me and My Father....!!!!!

When I was 4 Yrs Old : My father is THE BEST

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When I was 6 Yrs Old : My father seems to know everyone

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When I was 10 Yrs Old : My father is excellent but he is short tempered

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When I was 12 Yrs Old : My father was nice when I was little

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When I was 14 Yrs Old : My father started being too sensitive

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When I was 16 Yrs Old : My father can't keep up with modern time

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When I was 18 Yrs Old : My father is getting less tolerant as the days pass by

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When I was 20 Yrs Old : It is too hard to forgive my father, how could my Mum stand him all these years

............When I was 25 Yrs Old : My father seems to be objecting to everything I do

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When I was 30 Yrs Old: It's very difficult to be in agreement with my father, I wonder if my Grandfather was troubled by my father when he was a youth

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When I was 40 Yrs Old: My father brought me up with a lot of discipline, I must do the same


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When I was 45 Yrs Old: I am puzzled, how did my father manage to raise all of us

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When I was 50 Yrs Old : It's rather difficult to control my kids, how much did my father suffer for the sake of upbringing and protecting us

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When I was 55 Yrs Old: My father was far looking and had wide plans for us, he was gentle and outstanding..

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When I became 60 Yrs Old: My father is THE BEST

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Note that it took 56 Yrs to complete the cycle and return to the starting point 'My father is THE BEST '

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Let's be good to our parents before it's too late and pray to God that our own children will treat us even better than the way we treated our parents.

AAADD :-)

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - 

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. 

This is how it manifests itself:

I decide to water my garden.

As I turn on the hose in the driveway,   I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I head towards the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I picked up from the post man earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the recycling box under the table, and notice that the recycling box is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the recycling first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the postbox when I take out the recycling paper anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my cheque book off the table, And notice that there is only one cheque left.

My extra cheques are in my desk in the study,
so I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the cup of coffee I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my cheques, but first I need to push the coffee aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The coffee is getting cold, and I decide to make another cup.

As I head toward the kitchen with the cold coffee, a vase of flowers on the worktop catches my eye - the flowers need water.

I put the coffee on the worktop anddiscover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I put the glasses back down on the worktop, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote control.Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realise that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote,but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I put the remote back on the table,get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying toremember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

The car isn't washed

The bills aren't paid

There is a cold cup of coffee sitting on the counter

The flowers don't have enough water,

There is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book,

I can't find the remote,

I can't find my glasses,

And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day,and I'm really tired.

I realise this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail....

Do me a favour. Forward this message to everyone you know, Because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to.

Don't laugh - if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!