Going Bananas

Gwen was one of those UGLY women, so ugly it hurts, she never had a boyfriend. So she went to a psychic for help.

Honey! - said the psychic. You will not have luck in love in this life.
But after death, you will be a much desired woman and all men will fall at your feet.

Gwen left very happy and so excited, as she went over a bridge she thought:

"The sooner I die, the sooner my next life begins" She decided to jump off the bridge right away.

But, incredibly Gwen didn't die!

She fell on the back of a truck full of bananas; she lost her senses and fainted.

As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not being  able to see very well, and not knowing where she was,  she started touching her surroundings, feeling all the bananas she mumbled with a huge smile on her face and said:

"GENTLEMEN, Now PLEASE!,... ONE AT A TIME!"

How a marriage works

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,  although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies .

  So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'

  'Where are you going, honey bunch?' asked the wife.

  'I'm going to the bar, pretty face.  I'm going to have a beer.'

  The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'

  She went and opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany ,  Holland , Japan , India ,etc.

  The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses...'

  He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,  'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'

  She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

  The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the  Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'

  You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out  5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

  'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, dirty words and all that...'

  'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your f***ing beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your mother f***ing snacks, because you are Married  now,  and you aren't f***ing going anywhere!   Got it, A**hole?'

  So he stayed home....................and, they lived happily ever after.

Pedro & Maria

Pedro and Maria got married. He was experienced, while she was naive. On their wedding night, when Pedro removed his clothes, Maria asked, “Pedro! What is that handle like thing hanging between your legs?”




Pedro was a quick thinker. “Maria, I am the only man in the world with one of these handles that will give you immense pleasure… And then he proudly showed her what it was for. Maria was more than pleased.






After the honeymoon was over, Pedro went back to work. He returned home to find an upset Maria waiting on their front porch.






“Pedro, you said you were the only man in the world with one of those and yet today, when I saw Gonzalez changing his clothes behind the shed, he had one, too!”






Ever fast on his feet, Pedro said, “Oh, Maria, Gonzalez is my best friend… since I had two, I gave him one. So he is the only other man in the world with one.”






A sceptical Maria accepted this answer, but when Pedro returned home the next day, an agitated Maria was waiting on the porch.






“Maria? Now what's wrong?”






“Damn it, Pedro. You gave the better one to Gonzalez!”

The Race Car Driver

A race car driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face.


"What's the matter! Didn't I satisfy you when we screwed?" he asked.


"It was after you fell asleep that got you into trouble," said the angry woman. "In your sleep, you felt my tits and mumbled, 'What perfect headlights'. Then you felt my thighs and murmured, 'What a smooth finish'."


"What's wrong with that?" asked the driver.


"Nothing, but then you felt my p*ssy and yelled, Who the hell left the garage door open?"

15 Wedding One Liners

1. The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it. (Ann Bancroft)
2.I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelery. (Rita Rudner)
3. Keep your eyes wide open before the wedding, half shut afterwards. (Benjamin Franklin)
4. By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. (Socrates)
5. A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended. (Evan Esar)
6. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. (Henny Youngman)
7. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (Rodney Dangerfield)
8. A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. (Milton Berle)
9. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. (George Burns)
10. I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, ‘There’s water in the carburettor’ . I said, ‘Where’s the car?’ She said, ‘In the lake’. (Henny Youngman)
11. I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. (Rita Rudner)
12. Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. (Phyllis Diller)
13. All marriages are mixed marriages. (Chantal Saperstein)
14. There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again. (Clint Eastwood)
15. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. (Henny Youngman)

Confusing Name

An Indian guy named "Anantharaman Subbaraman" arrived at the New York airport and ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hours for the authorities to call his name.








He got fed up and went to them and asked why they haven't called his name yet.










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"Anotherman Superman"

Special Ladies Diet ( only women)

Only women can understand this one. This is a specially formulated
    diet designed to help us cope with the stress that builds during the  day.

    Breakfast
    1 grapefruit
    1 slice whole wheat toast
    1 cup skim milk

    Lunch
    1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
    1 cup spinach
    1 cup herbal tea
    1 Hershey's kiss

    Afternoon Snack
    The rest of the Hershey kisses in the bag
    1 tub of Hagen-Daaz
    ice cream with chocolate chips

    Dinner
    4 glasses of wine (red or white)
    2 loaves garlic bread
    1 family size supreme pizza
    3 Snickers Bars

    Late Night Snack
    1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)[Thus
    helping with the hot flashes.]

Murphy's laws on girls.....

1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that

2. the nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!

3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...

4. "99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always be in your company.".................100% true

5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.

6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..

7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.

8. Theory of relativity......

The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...

9. Rule 1: Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her know about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend( I guess from Kumbh ka Mela)

Corollary to rule 1: The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1

Axiom 1: The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before things work out, but ultimately it will (somesmile for the guys)

10. the day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when-

1. You are dressed badly
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
3.Have a bad hair day

11. all the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around with u and ruin ur money,health and leave u a total wreck.

12. the more seriously u like a girl...the more seriously her dad will hate u

13. the love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to the number of bullets her dad will be showering at you

Dogs...A great tale....!

 A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.


'You talk?' he asks.


'Yep,' the Lab replies.



After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.


'Ten dollars,' the guy says.


'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.

 

A DRUNK ON THE BUS

A drunk gets on a bus. The driver, impatient while the drunk fumbles in his pocket for change, drives off. As the bus starts rolling, the drunk reacts to the sudden movement by stumbling all the way to the back of the bus. The bus stops at the next stop.

He reacts by stumbling to the front of the bus.

Still the drunk man is fumbling in his pocket for change. The bus jerks forward once again, and the drunk stumbles uncontrollably to the back of the bus once again. Next stop, the same thing happens.

In fact, every time the bus stops, the man would stagger to the front. Every time the bus starts, he staggers uncontrollably to the back.

A few stops later, the drunk starts to exit the bus from the front.

"Hey," shouts the bus driver.... "You didn't pay your fare yet!"

The drunk, still reeling, shouts back,

"Why should I?!. . . I walked all the way!"

Telemarketer

You have got to read this - its brilliant and we will be doing all of these
things......
.........

*REVENGE ON THE TELEMARKETER **

Three Little Words That Work!!

(1) The three little words: 'Hold On, Please....'
Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of
hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more
time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

Then when you eventually hear BT's 'beep-beep-beep' tone, you know it's time
to go back and hang up your handset....you have efficiently completed your
task..
These three little words could help eliminate telephone soliciting.*

*(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other
end?
This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and
record's the time of day when a person answers the phone.

This technique is then used to determine the best time of day for a 'real'
salesperson to call back and get someone at home.*
*What you can do after answering: If you notice there is no one there, is to
immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as
quickly as possible. This confuses the machine that dialled the call and it
kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your
name in their system any longer!!! **
**
(3) When you get those 'pre-approved' letters in the mail for everything
from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away
the return envelope.

Most of these come with postage-prepaid return envelopes, right?*
*It costs them more than the regular postage 'IF' and when they are
returned. It costs them nothing if you throw them away! In that case, why
not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little,
postage-prepaid return envelopes.

Send an advert for your local chimney sweeper to American Express... they
might need one!
Send a pizza coupon to HSBC... in case their canteen packs up. You get the
idea.
If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them back their
blank application form... after all, it is their form!

If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything
you return.

You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them
guessing! It still costs them, and it is their envelope after all. you are
just returning it!!!!

The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own
junk back in the post, but folks....we need to OVERWHELM them, in order to
stop them.*

*
Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all
they're paying for it...Twice!

Let's help keep Royal Mail busy. Since the Royal Mail is saying that e-mail
is cutting into their business profits, let's help them so they will not
need to increase postage costs again.. You get the idea!

If enough people follow these tips, it will work ---- maybe you'll get very
little junk mail anymore.

Little Johnny ( Adults Only)

The teacher at the beginning of the class says:

 'OK kids, we are going to talk about sexual education today. First
we'll talk about how the human reproduction goes on...'

 Immediately, little Johnny raises his hand, and desperately tries to get
the teacher's attention. But the teacher, knowing how little Johnny is
about these things, goes on...

 '... First, a man and woman have to be in love... '

 But little Johnny keeps his hand up, waving it up and down, and from
one side to the other one.

 The teacher ignores him..'..They have to be very much in love because...'

 But now little Johnny even starts making noise with his feet, so
the teacher, decides to acknowledge him:

 ' OK, little Johnny. What do you want to say?'

 Little Johnny then stands up, and says:

 'I just wanted to ask - those of us who have already fucked, can we
leave?!'



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One day the teacher came to class with a rose placed in her cleavage.

 She asked, 'Can anyone tell me what roses drink? How about you, Johnny ?'

 'Milk!' answered Little Johnny.

 'No, I'm sorry. That's the wrong answer. Roses drink water,' explained
the

 teacher.

 'Wow!' Johnny exclaimed. 'I didn't know the stem was that long!!'

 

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Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

 'Why?' asks the father.

 'The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said, 6.'

 'But that's right!' 'Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?''

 'What's the fucking difference?'

 'That's exactly what I said!'

 

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Liitle Johnny and his li'l sister are peeping through a keyhole at
their parents making love

 'Wow, look at them! And we are not allowed even to stick a finger in
our nose!'

 

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Johnny and his father are observing a couple of dogs screwing each other.

 'Dad, what're the dogs doing?' asks Johnny.

 'Well, the one below has relaxed and the one above has concentrated.'

 'Okay, I've understood.'

 'What've you understood!?' asks the father sarcastically.

 'Never relax in your life, dad, or you'll get fucked like a dog!'

 

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Johnny's parents were out of town once and so they asked that young
female teacher to stay for that time in their house.

 Before going to bed Johnny says to her, 'Oh, please, I'm so afraid to be
by myself, please, sleep in my bed..'

 She agrees, they go to bed.

 In the morning she wakes up to find a big hairy-chested man in her bed.

 She exclaims, 'Johnny? Where is Johnny?!!!'

 'Johnny? Who is Johnny? Is that the little boy selling the tickets
outside?'



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Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, 'Mom, what those
things on your chest?'

 Unsure how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast
tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

 Johnny didn't forget.. The following morning he asked his father the
same question.

 His father, always quick with the answers, says, 'Why Johnny, those
are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float
to heaven.'

 Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

 A few weeks later, Johnny's dad comes home from work a few hours early.

 Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, 'Daddy! Daddy!
Mommy's dying!'

 His father says, 'Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?'

 Johnny replies, 'Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy's balloons and
she's screaming, 'Oh God, I'm coming!!''

 

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The lady teacher asks the pupils about the kind of medicines they know
of and what are they used for:-

 The first pupil said - 'Tylenol.'

 'Very good! And what is it used for?'

 'It is used for headache.'

 The second pupil said - 'Nytol.'

 'Excellent. And what is it used for?'

 'To help you sleep.'

 Now it is Johnny's turn. He says - 'Viagra.'

 'Johnny, what is it used for?'

 'I think it can be used for diarrohea.' 'Who told you this?'

 'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father, 'Take a Viagra,
maybe that little shit will get harder!!!'

Marriage proposal

*THIS IS REAL FUNNY - ACTUAL LETTER TAKEN FROM THE TIMES OF INDIA. *

*RESPONSE TO A 'MARRIAGE PROPOSALS' ADVERTISEMENT!

**MARRIAGE PROPOSAL IN PUNJABI ENGLISH (DON'T LAUGH; DEAD SERIOUS)*

Madam :

I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Lahore. Having seen
your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you
and hope you will take me nicely.

I am a soiled son from inside Punjab. I am nice and big, six foot tall, and
six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working
hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket,and I am a good
batter and I am a fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other
batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a
lot.

I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am jolly. I
am gay. ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. Am always giving respect
to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top. That is how nice I
am. I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking
tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the Jim and I am
pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can
come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the Jim.

I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you.
I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do ?
So I am taking things into my own hands everyday... That is why I am
pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and my things into
your hand.

If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you very
hard every day.. fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the Jim. If you
are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you and press
you until you come. So I am placing my head between your nicely smelling
feet looking up with lots of hope.

I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.

Expecting soon

Yours and only yours

Choudhary Warraich, born by mother in Okara and become big in Lahore,
Punjab

OverConfidence !!

It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.


The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said,


"But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.


The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."




"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.


The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.


"No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked.


"No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"


With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

This is what u call dedication to one 's work

OMG! ... The Candy With The Little Holes

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red.....................Cherry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ..............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
Of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
Mother may sometimes call your father...'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
Yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!

CARTOON OF THE CENTURY!!

Little Ralphy

A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'  

 

She calls on little Ralphy.

 

 

 

He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'

 

 

 

The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking..'

 

 

 

Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.

 

 

 

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

 

 

 

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.

 

The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.

 

 

 

The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

 

Which one is married?'

 

 

 

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'

 

 

 

To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'

 

 

 

LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH(Part 2)

 

 

 

Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

 

 

 

'Why?' asks the father?

 

 

 

'The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'' I said '6', replies RALPHY.

 

 

 

'But that's right!' says his dad.

 

 

 

'Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?''

 

 

 

'What's the f..... difference?' asks the father.

 

 

 

'That's what I said!'

 

 

 

LITTLE RALPHY ON ENGLISH

 

 

 

Little RALPHY goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class.. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

 

 

 

RALPHY says 'Mas-tur-bate..'

 

 

 

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little RALPHY, that's a mouthful.'

 

 

 

Little RALPHY says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob.'

 

 

 

LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR(Part 2)

 

 

 

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.

 

 

 

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, 'My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.'

 

 

 

'Very good, Suzie,' replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

 

 

 

'My mummy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully.'

 

 

 

She said, 'Excellent, Michael!' Then the teacher reluctantly called on little RALPHY.

 

 

 

'Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f...... beautiful!''

 

 

 

LITTLE RALPHY ON GETTING OLDER

 

 

 

Little RALPHY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.

 

After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, 'Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.'

 

 

 

Little RALPHY replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.'

 

 

 

The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?'

 

Little RALPHY answered, 'No, he minded his own f....... business.

 

 

 

I LOVE Little RALPHY!!!!!

 

How To Recognize a Gay Bar

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English is a Funny Language

In what other language do people drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?

Why is it that when we transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when we transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why are people who ride motorcycles called bikers and people who ride bikes called cyclists?

In what other language do they call the third hand on the clock the second hand?

Why is it called a TV set when you get only one?

Why - in our crazy language - can your nose run and your feet smell?

Sometimes you have to believe that all English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane:

If olive oil is made of olives, what do they make baby oil from?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian consume?

A writer is someone who writes, and a stinger is something that stings.

But fingers don't fing and grocers don't groce.

If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth?

If the teacher taught, why isn't it also true that the preacher praught?

If harmless actions are the opposite of harmful actions, why are shameless and shameful behavior the same?

English is a language in which you can turn a light on and you can turn a light off and you can turn a light out, but you can't turn a light in;

In which the sun comes up and goes down, but prices go up and come down.

In which your nose can simultaneously burn up and burn down and your car can slow up and slow down, in which you can fill in a form by filling out a form and in which your alarm clock goes off by going on.

English is a crazy language. What is it that when the sun or the moon or the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible; and why when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I shall end it?

Tricky Plurals

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We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;

but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.

One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,

yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;

yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.

If the plural of man is always called men,

why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?

If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,

and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?

If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,

why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that, and three would be those,

yet hat in the plural would never be hose,

and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.

We speak of a brother and also of brethren,

but though we say mother, we never say methren.

Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.

Lets face it, English is a crazy language!

Man in place of baby Prank

Another good prank where a man is sitting in a baby trolley
scaring many people, and making laugh them all. Take a look...