The Chinese Laundryman
This Chinese laundryman complained to the doctor that he was very
constipated.
The doctor gave him a prescription for a good laxative. Come
to my office in a few days, said the doctor, and let me know how it works.
A few days later, the Chinaman visited the doctor.
Have you moved yet? asks the doctor.
No, sir, me no moovee, me no moovee. The doc thinks about it, and then gives him a prescription for twice as
much.
Three days later, when the man reported to the doc again, he said that
he still hadn't moved and the doc gave him a triple dose, and he said,
Come back to see me in two days and let me know just what is happening.
Two days later, the man returned.
Well, said the doctor, have you moved yet?
No, sir, me no moovee yet.
Me moovee tomorrow, though.
House full of shit.
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There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane:
Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do.
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A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Laramie, Wyoming. He sits at
the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring
blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting
there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If
you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in
his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his
place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the
bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking
and he immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too."
