Saari ummr hum OFFICE mein jee liye,
Ek pal to ab humein Jeene do Jeene do !!!
Na na nana nana na na nana... na na na na na naaaaaaaaaaa. ..
Give me some Leave
Give me some Break
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again,
Na na nana nana na na nana... na na na na na naaaaaaaaaaa. ..
Kandhon ko Reports Ke bojh ne jhukaya
jhoot bolna to khud manager ne sikhaya,
career to gaya
PF bhi gaya
Ek pal to ab humein Jeene do... Jeene do,
Saari ummr hum Office mein jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein Jeene do... Jeene do
Salary kabhi na badhi...
Har baar increment, perks aur bonus ka jhotha lara laga,
boss ne humse aur zayada kaam karwaya....
beyond working hours bhi humne kaam kiya
Ek pal to ab humein Jeene do... Jeene do !!!
Saari ummr hum OFFICE mein jee liye, Ek pal to ab humein jeene do... jeene do.
Na na nana nana na na nana... na na na na na naaaaaaaaaaa.
Mar 30, 2010
Molly the Camel for Army Guys
A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert . During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there.
The nervous Sergeant said, "Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have Molly The Camel."
The Captain said, "I can't say that I condone this, but I can understand about the 'urges', so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'. Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild and insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"
"No sir. They usually just ride the camel into town. That's where the girls are."
Moral of the story
If you are not sure of how things are done, don't be ashamed to ask for clarification before doing it ...
not after you have done it wrongly...
The nervous Sergeant said, "Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have Molly The Camel."
The Captain said, "I can't say that I condone this, but I can understand about the 'urges', so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'. Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild and insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"
"No sir. They usually just ride the camel into town. That's where the girls are."
Moral of the story
If you are not sure of how things are done, don't be ashamed to ask for clarification before doing it ...
not after you have done it wrongly...
What men says to Women ?
01. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
02. Learn to work the toilet seat, if it is up, put it down.
03. Don’t cut your hair. Ever.
04. Sometimes we’re not thinking about you. Live with it.
05. Get rid of your cat.
06. Sunday = sports.
07. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
08. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
09. You have too many shoes.
10. Crying is blackmail.
11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.
12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
13. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than pissing from point blank range. We’re bound to miss sometimes.
14. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
15. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
16. Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.
17. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
18. If you don’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
20. Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
21. Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to come out.
22. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done – not both.
23. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we.
24. You have enough clothes.
25. Nothing says “I Love You” like sex.
02. Learn to work the toilet seat, if it is up, put it down.
03. Don’t cut your hair. Ever.
04. Sometimes we’re not thinking about you. Live with it.
05. Get rid of your cat.
06. Sunday = sports.
07. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
08. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
09. You have too many shoes.
10. Crying is blackmail.
11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.
12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
13. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than pissing from point blank range. We’re bound to miss sometimes.
14. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
15. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
16. Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.
17. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
18. If you don’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
20. Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
21. Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to come out.
22. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done – not both.
23. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we.
24. You have enough clothes.
25. Nothing says “I Love You” like sex.
Impetuous Decision
An older Desi couple having taken all their past vacations either staying at home, or at friends’ and relatives’ homes in other cities decided now to stay in a top name luxury Hotel for an experience in a resort city and to cash an off-season discount coupon.
They came to the grandiose hotel, got their room keys and Bellman started escorting them.
A door opened, Husband and wife looked at each other with a big gasp.
Desi always devised their games to get better and more return for their money. The outspoken wife with tacit consent from the husband started blasting at the Bellman.
"You know we are from India. You can't fool us. You promise grand room, great view and this room does not even have a window, I don't see any bathroom. Do we have to toilet in the lobby? You think we don't know it. We have a distant cousin running a grocery store here in town, we will stay with them. I want to talk to your manager and we want our money back’’
The bellman explained politely, “Ma'am this is not your room. This is just our elevator to take you to your room.”
They came to the grandiose hotel, got their room keys and Bellman started escorting them.
A door opened, Husband and wife looked at each other with a big gasp.
Desi always devised their games to get better and more return for their money. The outspoken wife with tacit consent from the husband started blasting at the Bellman.
"You know we are from India. You can't fool us. You promise grand room, great view and this room does not even have a window, I don't see any bathroom. Do we have to toilet in the lobby? You think we don't know it. We have a distant cousin running a grocery store here in town, we will stay with them. I want to talk to your manager and we want our money back’’
The bellman explained politely, “Ma'am this is not your room. This is just our elevator to take you to your room.”
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