May 28, 2011

THING'S YOU REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW......

 
Thing's You Really Didn't Want To Know......

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12
liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with
15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic
hairs.
 
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty
linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a
cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
 

 

Sally arrived home from her date on a cloud. She tossed her coat over a chair,
Her purse over the banister; she threw the rest of her clothing around
Her bedroom with abandon.
 
The next morning at breakfast, her mother asked if she had had a good time.
 
"Oh," she sighed, "I had a wonderful time!"
 
"I should guess so," her mother remarked.
"Your underpants are still stuck to the ceiling."
  

Redneck's Birth Control

A redneck took his daughter to the Gynecologist.  

They waited in the Doctor's office when finally the Doctor came in and asked the father: "Well, what are we here for today"?

The father answered: "to get my daughter on birth control, Doc".
"Well, is your daughter sexually active?", asked the Doctor.

"No", answered the redneck, "she just lays there like her mother".

  

Funny Cheating Pictures

Share Check out the funny love photos of the cheaters who cheat their love in new ways. A single cheating turns the love into hate. Be careful with your loved ones… Don’t try to cheat them.

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Amazing Lookalikes

A look-alike is a person who closely resembles another person. To make this gallery more interesting, i went beyond that “person” boundary :). Enjoy!

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39 Wives, 94 Children and 33 Grandchild (5 Photos)

39 Wives, 94 Children and 33 Grandchild (5 Photos)

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39 Wives, 94 Children and 33 Grandchild (5 Photos)

Ziona Chana from Baktawang, Mizoram, India, has 39 wives, 94 children, 14-daughters-in-law and 33 grandchildren. They all live in a 100-room-mansion. His wives take it in turns to share his bed and it takes 30 whole chickens to make a dinner.

39 Wives, 94 Children and 33 Grandchild (5 Photos)

39 Wives, 94 Children and 33 Grandchild (5 Photos)

39 Wives, 94 Children and 33 Grandchild (5 Photos)

39 Wives, 94 Children and 33 Grandchild (5 Photos)

Girls Who Used To Be Beautiful!!

Change is inevitable but these pictures showcase change at its most extreme. A quick scroll through will leave you asking what happened and why these former beauties let themselves go so bad.