A Bicycle For His Birthday
One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy
him a $200 bicycle for his birthday.
Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have a $80,000 mortgage on the house,
and you want me to buy you a bicycle? Wait until Christmas."
Christmas came around, and Johnny asked again. The father said,
"Well, the mortgage is still extremely high, sorry about that ..
Ask me again some other time."
Well, about 2 days later, the boy was seen walking out of the house
with all his belongings in a suitcase. The father felt sorry for him,
and asked him why he was leaving.
The boy said, "Yesterday I was walking past your room, and I heard you
say that you were pulling out, and mommy said that you should wait
because she was coming too,
and I'll be DAMNED if I get stuck with a $80,000 mortgage!"
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You might be a redneck if your grandmother calls you in the bathroom
and says.. " Hey Y'all Come look at this before I FLUSH!!"
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Young Jimmy was making confession when he
told the priest that he was having impure thoughts
about his sister.
"Is this a sin, Father?" he asked.
The priest nodded and said, "Yes Jimmy, indeed
it is a sin. Look at the two beautiful brothers you have."
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Learn Chinese in 2 minutes ...
(Please read definitions aloud for optimal memory retention)
1) That's not right ...................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive....... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP........................ ..Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ............................ Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ....................... .... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?........... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table.......Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift........ Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here ............. Wao So Dim
10)I thought you were on a diet....Wai Yu Mun Ching
