Jun 11, 2011

Desi Erotic Story : अकेले मज़ा लोगे?

अकेले मज़ा लोगे?

प्रेषक : अमित गुप्ता

आप सभी को मेरा यानि अमित का नमस्कार ! मैं आप लोगों को अपनी जिंदगी की सच्ची कहानी सुनाने जा रहा हूँ कि कैसे मुझे चूत और गांड मारने का शौक लगा।

हमारे ही घर में किराएदार रहते थे विक्रम और सुनयना। विक्रम कॉलेज में पढ़ता था और सुनयना एक कंप्यूटर कंपनी में जॉब करती थी।

बात उन दिनों की है जब मैं ग्यारहवीं कक्षा में था। परीक्षा के लिए कोचिंग की जरूरत पड़ी तो मैं विक्रम से पढ़ने जाने लगा। दोपहरर के समय विक्रम अकेला होता था, खाली होता था तो उसने मुझे 3 बजे पढ़ने आने को कहा। मैं स्कूल से दो बजे आ जाता था तो मैं रोज 3 बजे विक्रम के पास जाने लगा।

कुछ दिन तो ठीक-ठाक गुजरने गए मगर कुछ दिन बाद मुझे लगने लगा कि जैसे वो जान-बूझ कर मुझसे चिपकता है, मेरे पास आता है, मेरा लण्ड छूने की कोशिश करता है।

मैं अनदेखा करने लगा मगर एक दिन मुझे नींद आ रही थी, मैं पढ़ते-पढ़ते सोने लगा।

विक्रम ने कहा- क्या हुआ?

मैंने कहा- नींद आ रही है !

उसने कहा- यहीं सो जाओ !

मैं उसके पलंग पर ही सो गया। मैं काफी थका हुआ था तो मुझे नींद आ गई। सोते-सोते मुझे मस्ती सी छाने लगी, मेरी आँख खुली तो मैंने देखा कि विक्रम ने मेरी पैंट उतार रखी है और मेरे लण्ड के साथ खेल रहा है, कभी चूस रहा है, कभी चूम रहा है। मुझे अच्छा लग रहा था, मस्ती छा रही थी।

तभी उसने मेरा पूरा लण्ड अपने मुँह में ले लिया, लण्ड उसके गले तक चला गया और वो उसे ऊपर-नीचे करके चूस रहा था। मेरी मस्ती इतनी बढ़ गई थी कि मैं कह नहीं सकता। मुझे बहुत मज़ा आ रहा था।तभी मेरा सारा बदन अकड़ने लगा और मेरे लण्ड से एक पिचकारी की सी छूट गई। मेरा लण्ड विक्रम के मुँह में था वो मेरे लण्ड का सारा पानी पी गया।

तभी मैं उठ गया, मैंने कहा- आप क्या क़र रहे हो? आपने मुझे नंगा क्यों किया? मेरे लण्ड से क्या कर रहे थे?

वो मुझे बोलने लगा- किसी से कुछ मत बोलना ! गलती हो गई ! अब ऐसा नहीं होगा, किसी को पता लगेगा तो मेरे बड़ी बदनामी होगी, किसी से कुछ मत कहना।मैं अपने घर आ गया, मैंने किसी से कुछ नहीं कहा मगर मुझे बार-बार वो उसका मेरा लण्ड चूसना याद आ रहा था। मेरा लण्ड खड़ा हो रहा था, मेरा मन कर रहा था कि वो इसे फिर चूसे !

मैंने न जाने कैसे रात और दिन काटा।

अगले दिन फिर उसके पास तीन बजे गया, वो मेरे सामने हाथ जोड़ कर कहने लगा- किसी से कुछ मत कहना !

मैंने कहा- एक शर्त है !

वो बोला- क्या ?

मैंने कहा- मेरा लण्ड दोबारा चूसो ! मुझे अच्छा लगा था।

वो खुश हो गया।

मैंने अपनी पैंट उतारी, उसने मेरा लण्ड हाथ में लिया। मेरा लण्ड पहले ही खड़ा था, उसका हाथ लग कर और तन गया।

उसने पहले लण्ड को चूमा, फ़िर बोला- तुम आराम से बैठ जाओ, मैं इसे प्यार करता हूँ।

वो मेरा लण्ड फिर चूसने लगा। मुझे अच्छा लगने लगा।

उसने फिर चूस-चूस के मेरे लण्ड का पानी निकल दिया और पी गया।

फिर हम दोनों साथ में बातें करने लगे, वो बोला- तुम्हारा लण्ड बहुत बढ़िया है, कम से कम 8 इंच का होगा। मैंने आज तक ऐसा लण्ड नहीं देखा, इतना लम्बा और मोटा !

मैंने कहा- सबका ऐसा ही होता होगा?

वो बोला- नहीं, तुम्हारा लण्ड खास है !

फिर उसने अपना लण्ड खोल कर दिखाया। उसका लण्ड मैंने हाथ में लिया, वो मेरे लण्ड से छोटा और पतला था।

वो बोला- देखा, तुम्हारा लण्ड एकदम मस्त है ! बिल्कुल सही लम्बाई और मोटाई ! वरना लण्ड या तो मोटे होते है या छोटे ! तुम्हारा लण्ड देखकर तो मेरी गाण्ड में खुजली होने लगी है। मेरी गाण्ड मारोगे?

मैंने कहा- मैंने कभी नहीं मारी !

वो कहने लगा- मैं सिखा दूँगा, बहुत मज़ा आएगा !

मैंने बोला- ठीक है !

वो बोला- अब तुम लेट जाओ ! मैं करता हूँ।

मैं बिस्तर पर लेट गया, वो पहले तो मेरा लण्ड चूमने लगा, फिर चूसा ! मैं बार-बार खड़ा हो रहा था तो वो बोला- लेटे रहो !

फिर उसने मेरे को माथे से लेकर चूमना चालू किया, मेरे गालों को, मेरे होटों को, मेरी गर्दन को, मेरे कानों को, मेरी छाती को, मेरे पूरे बदन पर उसके हाथ घूमने लगे। वो अपनी छाती मेरे लण्ड के पास रगड़ने लगा मुझे चूमते हुए !

मुझे एक अजीब सी मस्ती चढ़ रही थी। वो मुझे सर से लेकर पैरों तक न जाने कितनी बार चूमता रहा मेरे बदन को अपने बदन से रगड़ते हुए !

मुझे जैसे लगने लगा कि मेरा ऐसे ही निकल जायेगा।

उसने मेरा लण्ड फिर मुँह में ले लिया और चूसने लगा।

मैं कहने लगा- ऐसे ही निकालोगे या गाण्ड भी मरवाओगे?

वो बोला- रुको !

फिर वह तेल की शीशी लाया और मेरे लण्ड पर बहुत सारा तेल डाला, उसे चिकना किया, फिर अपनी गांड में तेल डाला, अपनी गांड को बिल्कुल चिकना कर के बोला- अब तुम मेरे ऊपर आओ और अपना लण्ड मेरी गांड में डालो !

वो घोड़ी बन गया। मैं उसकी गांड में अपने खड़े हुए लण्ड को डालने लगा मगर मेरा लण्ड उसकी गांड में जा ही नहीं रहा था।

वो बोला- तुम लेटो ! मैं लेता हूँ।

मैं लेट गया, वो मेरे लण्ड के ऊपर मेरा लण्ड अपनी गांड के छेद पर लगा कर एकदम नीचे हुआ।

मेरे लण्ड में काफी दर्द हुआ उसके भी ! दर्द की वजह से मेरे आँसू निकल आये। मेरा लण्ड पूरा उसकी गांड के अंदर था। कुछ देर बैठने के बाद वो धीरे-धीरे ऊपर नीचे होने लगा। मेरे लण्ड में थोड़ा दर्द हुआ, फिर मज़ा आने लगा। फिर मैं भी उसकी गांड में धक्के लगाने लगा।

वो बोला- और जोर से ! और जोर से !

मैं तेज तेज उसकी गांड मारने लगा। फिर एकदम मेरा सारा बदन अकड़ा और मेरा माल उसकी गांड में निकल गया।

वो भी थक चुका था। मैंने अपना लण्ड उसकी गांड से निकाला, उसने मुँह में लेकर मेरा लण्ड साफ किया। फिर हम कुछ देर तक वहीं पड़े रहे।

वो बोला- आज मज़ा आ गया ! ऐसा लण्ड आज तक नहीं मिला !

फिर मैं अपने कपड़े पहन कर घर आ गया।

अब तो रोज मैं उसकी गांड मारने लगा। मगर एक दिन उसकी बीवी सुनयना जल्दी घर आ गई, उसने मुझे उसकी गांड मारते देख लिया और कमरे आ गई।

हम दोनों बिल्कुल नंगे थे, मेरा लण्ड तना हुआ था।

उसने मेरा लण्ड पकड़ा, बोली- बहुत अच्छा लण्ड है !

और विक्रम से बोली- तुम अकेले ही ऐसे प्यारे लण्ड का मज़ा लोगे? मुझे भूल जाओगे?

और वो मेरा लण्ड चूसने लगी।

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VACATION



 
A policeman sent his wife and child to a resort for a vacation.
 
After a week, he joined them in the hotel.
 
 
 
 As soon as he came to the hotel room, he wanted to make love to his wife.

"No, darling," she said. "We can't do it here. Jeremy is watching us."

"You are right," he said. "Let's go to the beach." So they hired a sitter from the hotel and headed for the beach.
       
After a while, they found an empty stretch of beach, laid down a towel and began to get busy. They were going hot and heavy when a policeman walked in on them.

"Put your clothes on immediately!" he barked. "You can't do that in public! Shame on you!"

"You are right," said the husband. "I am sorry, but I had a moment of weakness.
 
We haven't seen each other in a week.
 
By the way, I am a policeman too and it would be very embarrassing if you fine me."

"Don't worry," the cop assured. "You are a colleague and this is your first time.
 
 
But this is the third time I've caught her having sex on this beach this week, and I'm afraid there will have to be a fine involved!" 
 
 

 
 
 
 

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Three women.. (Joke)

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and And talking about their lives.

One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."

The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."

The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?"

She frowned and said, "The postman.

He always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."

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I Am A Great Believer In Luck & I Find That The Harder I Work, The More I Have Of It...

2. Whenever You Fall, Pick Something Up...

3. No One Can Climb The Ladder Of Success, With Both Hands In The Pocket...

4. I Am A Slow Walker But I Never Walked Back...

5. Tough Times Never Last, But Tough People Do...

6. A Winner Never Quits & A Quitter Never Wins...

7. Not Failure, But Low Aim Is A Crime...

8. Your Aspirations Are Your Possibilities...

9. The Highest Result Of Education Is Tolerence...

10. Control Your Destiny Or Somebody Else Will...

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7 Reasons why girls can't resist bad boys

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They're famed as much for their work and talent as they are for their dark traits, then be it their womanising behaviour or for being moody, aggresive and tempremental. Yet there's something about such 'bad boys' that makes them insanely likeable to the opposite sex. Check this out. Be it Shane Warne or Salman Khan or Sanjay Dutt or Colin Farrell, they continue to enjoy an ever growing female fan following.

As most experts will tell you, women associate these 'bad' traits with masculinity. From time immemorial, it's been men like warriors, gladiators, soldiers, etc, who've set feminine pulses racing. The intersting thing about bad boy is that they exude a kind of untamed masculinity, confidence and independence that women absolutely dig. And just like a woman's feminine charms turn a man on, this overt masculinity is almost like a natural aphrodisiac for the ladies.

"Some women love men with unconventional traits. Not only do these traits make them attractive, it also makes them more sexually appealing. Women get the feeling that these 'macho' men can satisfy them better than the usual, run-of-the-mill kind of men will be able to," explains clinical psychologist Seema Hingorrany. According to her, these kind of men give women an adrenaline rush.

"That apart, bad boys are famous and these women find it enjoyable and exciting to be in their company and be known as their friends," Seema adds.

Dr Kanan Khatau Chikhal, clinical and health psychologist says, "Most of these women who fall for these kind of men are intimidated by the outside world. They are shy by nature and are instantly attracted to someone who can take on the world, protect them and take care of them."

The interesting thing about bad boys is that they are a potent mix of confidence, indifference, mystery, intrigue and most importantly, excitement. Nothing they do is conventional or as per the rule book. As for their women, these bad boy knows how to tell her just what she wants to hear.

Seema, however, quickly warns that this fascination is just a passing phase and that as women mature and start thinking of long-term relationships and marriage, stability is the most important quality they look for.

Here are seven reasons why girls love bad boys:

They are confident

Yes, bad boys wouldn't be able to pull off half their antics if they weren't brimming with confidence. The intersting this is that this attitude of confidence overflows into everything that they do, be it the friends they make, the food they eat, the car or bike they drive, the way they drive, the way they order their drinks and even the way they talk to other women, even though the girlfriend may be just a step behind. And no matter what, such overt confidence is a major major turn on for women.

They are indifferent

They just don't give a damn. Rule books are not applicable to them and when it comes to getting things done, it's either their way of the highway. You can't expect to change him, or set him straight as they make their rules and believe that life is to be lived on the edge. Take it or leave it, that's the attitude they flaunt and that's one reason why they fare so well with women.

They are exciting and adventurous

Among the most prominent characteristics you'd find abundantly in bad boys is their love for excitement and adventure. According to them, if they aren't living on the wild side, they aren't living at all. Bad boys are always testing the boundaries and pushing the envelope when it comes to their life and women just can't get enough of this attitude. They find it intriguing and extremely exciting. And when you put exciting and adventurous beside the other rebellious traits, it sends women into a tizzy.

They are challenging and mysterious

Remember, if your behaviour becomes routine, women are bound to find you boring. women dig men who are a good challenge. As for the mysterious streak, contrary to popular belief that women love the tried and tested, the guessing game actually given them a high like no other.

They are very masculine

This often goes hand-in-hand with being confident, indifferent, exciting, adventurous... etc. Bad boys are often rugged and in-control. That doesn't mean that they are controlling, they just know how to get what they want without breaking into a sweat. They speak clearly and confidently, they look you in the eye, they are passionate about what they believe in... but most importantly, they still know how to treat a lady and make her feel good.

They give women a feeling of power

It's rightly said that the illusion of control is often more powerful than power itself. And when it comes to bad boys, they exude an air of power like no other, thus giving their women an air of strength and togetherness. Also, this power high does eventually rub off, even if just a bit, on their woman, too... and she laps it up!

They know how to talk to women

One of the main reasons why these macho men are such chick magnets is because they are so confident, especially when it comes to chatting up females. They give out this 'don't give a damn' attitude and are knowledgeable of almost every topic under the sun. That's not all, they are not afraid of putting across their opinion or making their point. Most importantly, they know how to woo a woman and her feel good with words. Smooth-talkers, they can waltz their way in and out of situation is style and panache and consequently set hearts racing.

Bank Pass Book.. (Story)

Piya married Hitesh this day. At the end of the wedding party, Piya's mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook With Rs.1000 deposit amount.

Mother: Piya, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage life. When there's something happy and memorable happened in your new life, put some money in. Write down what it's about next to the line. The more memorable the event is, the more money you can put in. I've done the first one for you today. Do the others with Hitesh. When you look back after years, you can know how much happiness you've had.'

Piya shared this with Hitesh when getting home. They both thought it was a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be made.

This was what they did after certain time:

- 7 Feb: Rs.100, first birthday celebration for Hitesh after marriage

- 1 Mar: Rs.300, salary raise for Piya

- 20 Mar: Rs.200, vacation trip to Bali

- 15 Apr: Rs.2000, Piya got pregnant

- 1 Jun: Rs.1000, Hitesh got promoted

.... and so on...



However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial things. They didn't talk much. They regretted that they had married the most nasty people in the world.... no more love... One day Piya talked to her Mother: 'Mom, we can't stand it anymore.

We agree to divorce. I can't imagine how I decided to marry this guy!!!'

Mother: 'Sure, girl, that's no big deal. Just do whatever you want if you really can't stand it. But before that, do one thing first. Remember the saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day? Take out all money and spend it first. You shouldn't keep any record of such a poor marriage.'

Piya thought it was true. So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue and planning to cancel the account. While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record. She looked, and looked, and looked. Then the memory of all the previous joy and happiness just came up her mind. Her eyes were then filled with tears. She left and went home. When she was home, she handed the passbook to Hitesh, asked him to spend the money before getting divorce.

The next day, Hitesh gave the passbook back to Piya.

She found a new deposit of Rs.5000. And a line next to the record: 'This is the day I notice how much I've loved you thru out all these years. How much happiness you've brought me.'



They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe."Life is about correcting mistakes."

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Mystery of the Day - Real or Fake? (40 Photos)
Mystery of the Day - Real or Fake? (40 Photos)
Mystery of the Day - Real or Fake? (40 Photos)
Mystery of the Day - Real or Fake? (40 Photos)
Mystery of the Day - Real or Fake? (40 Photos)
Mystery of the Day - Real or Fake? (40 Photos)
Mystery of the Day - Real or Fake? (40 Photos)
Mystery of the Day -  Real or Fake? (40 Photos)
Mystery of the Day - Real or Fake? (40 Photos)
Mystery of the Day - Real or Fake? (40 Photos)
Mystery of the Day - Real or Fake? (40 Photos)
Mystery of the Day - Real or Fake? (40 Photos)
Mystery of the Day - Real or Fake? (40 Photos)
Mystery of the Day - Real or Fake? (40 Photos)
Mystery of the Day - Real or Fake? (40 Photos)
Mystery of the Day - Real or Fake? (40 Photos)
Mystery of the Day - Real or Fake? (40 Photos)
Mystery of the Day - Real or Fake? (40 Photos)
Mystery of the Day - Real or Fake? (40 Photos)
Mystery of the Day - Real or Fake? (40 Photos)
Mystery of the Day - Real or Fake? (40 Photos)

Mystery of the Day - Real or Fake? (40 Photos)
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