Jun 20, 2011

Desi Erotic Story : वाट दा फ़क

वाट दा फ़क

लेखिका : श्रेया आहूजा

आजकल सोशल साईट का जमाना है ... मेरी प्रोफाइल पिक्चर देख कर सब लोग मेरे फ्रेंड बनना चाहते थे।

मैं नाम से सेक्सी श्रेया आहूजा और फिगर तो पंजाबन वाली लम्बे बाल गोरा चिट्टा रंग ...पीले रंग की टॉप में गोल गोल मम्मे और वक्ष-रेखा पर तिल ! नीचे शॉर्ट-स्कर्ट.. गोरी-मोटी चिकनी जांघें एक के ऊपर एक रखी हुई.. जरा ध्यान से फ़ोटो बड़ी करो तो पैंटी का रंग भी दिख जाये ... यह थी मेरी फ़ोटो

दिल्ली की बात है कॉलेज की पढ़ाई पूरी हो रही थी और जवानी करवट बदल रही थी .. दोस्तों के साथ बात करते वक़्त पैंटी गीली हो जाया करती ....

जोजो मुझे साईट पर मिला था

उस रात मैंने जोजो को बोल ही दिया- तुम फोने सेक्स करते हो ! चोदोगे कब ?... मेरा बदन तड़प रहा है ...

जोजो मेरा जू्नियर था ... पतला दुबला पर लम्बे लंड वाला ...

उसने मुझे अपने कमरे में बुलाया अगले ही दिन ...

लड़कों का लॉज था ... कमरा छोटा था ... एक बिस्तर था, मैं बिस्तर पर बैठ गई, वो मुझे चूमने लगा।

दिन का समय था, बाहर लड़कों का शोर आ रहा था ....

मैं : कोई आ गया तो ? बाहर चलते हैं किसी होटल में ...

जोजो : डार्लिंग ! कोई नहीं आयेगा ... लेट्स हैव फन !

उसने मेरी सलवार का नाड़ा खोल दिया और सलवार उतार दी और मेरी गर्म-गर्म जांघों को मसलने लगा ... ब्रा का हुक खोला और पैंटी भी सरका दिया बिल्कुल नंगी कर दिया।

हमने दो दो जाम वोडका शोर्ट्स लगाये और उसने मुझे बिस्तर पर लेटा दिया ... जैसे वो मेरे ऊपर आने लगा मैंने देखा दो चार लोग रोशनदान से हमें देख रहे थे।

मैं : वाट द फ़क .... जोजो ! हमें वो देख रहे हैं !

जोजो : देखने दे ! कौन सा चोद रहे हैं तुझे ! ... हॉस्टल के लौंडे है उन्हें भी तो पता चले कि मैं कितना बड़ा स्टड हूँ ! कम ऑन बेबी !

उनमें से एक मोबाइल से मेरी फोटो ले रहा था ... दूसरा मुठ मार रहा था।

एक लड़का : अरे गुरु ! गांड दिखा लौंडिया की ... चूचियाँ तो मस्त हैं इसकी !

जोजो : हैं ना मस्त माल ! तू देखता जा ... यह देख इसकी गांड ... चोदेगा??

लड़का : एक बार दरवाज़ा खोल दे ...बहुत चोदेंगे... साईट से इसी को टिकाया है ना गुरु ??

मैं बहुत डर गई, नशे में थी पर समझ सब रही थी... कहीं सब आ जायें तो ....

मैं : जोजो, लीव मी ! जाने दो ....

दूसरा लड़का : कुतिया बना के चोद ... घुसा ना !

जोजो ने मुझे घुमाया और घोड़ी बना कर चोदना शुरू किया !

ई ई बस्स ओह्ह अहह अह्ह्हह्ह अह्ह्ह ! मैं बुरी तरह चुदने लगी अब कंट्रोल नहीं रहा ... ऐसा लग रहा था दुनिया मुझे नंगे चुदते हुए देख रही थी ...

दारू और सेक्स का नशा सर चढ़ गया था !

मैंने कभी नहीं सोचा था इस तरह लोग मुझे देखेंगे ... जोजो ने मुझे धोखा दिया था !

मेरी बुर पानी छोड़ रही थी .. मज़ा भी आ रहा था

तीसरा लड़का : यार जोजो ! इधर घूम जा ! वीडियो मस्त आयेगा ... एक टांग उठा कर चोद !

जोजो ने मेरी एक टांग उठाई और लंड अन्दर बाहर करने लगा।

मैं : बस जोजो अह्ह्ह दर्द हो रहा है .... जाने दो

जोजो : अगर अच्छे से नहीं चुदवाओगी तो दरवाज़ा खोल दूंगा ! पूरा हॉस्टल चोदेगा ... ! चल वीडियो बनवा जैसा वो बोले ! सुनती जा समझी !

आज कोई रास्ता नहीं था ! मैं फंस चुकी थी ... बस इन्तज़ार कर रही थी ... कब वापस जा पाऊँगी ....

वीडियो वाला लड़का : ओई लौंडी बुर दिखा इधर ... ऐसा हाँ !

मैं : ऐसे न ... यह देख .. गुलाबी है अन्दर इसके ! और क्या देखेगा बोल मादरचोद !

लड़का : हाँ अपने मम्मे मसल ... यार जोजो ! इसकी गांड भी मार !

जोजो मेरी गुदा में अपना लंड घुसाने लगा !

आह्ह्ह ईई आह्ह्हह्ह जोजो नो ... मेरी गांड चुद रही थी बहुत दर्द हो रहा था !

लड़का : वाह ! मार धक्के जोर जोर से ! मार ! चीख साली ! जोर जोर से .... लातें फैला ... अपने बुर में ऊँगली अन्दर-बाहर कर !

वो जैसा बोलता गया मैं करती गई ... एक लड़के ने अपना मुठ रोशनदान से अन्दर गिरा दिया।

लड़का : ओये जोजो ! इसके मुँह के अन्दर गिरा ! और तू पी जाना सारा माल ... ओके

जोजो ने मेरा मुँह खोला, लंड घुसाया और अपना नमकीन पानी मेरे मुँह में छोड़ दिया ...

उफ़ मुझे निगलना पड़ा !

मैं नंगी जोजो के पैरों में गिर गई ... अब मुझे वापस पहुँचा दो ...

लड़के : इसे सेव करता हूँ वाट दा फ़क के नाम से ... और दरवाज़ा खोल हमें भी मौका दे

मैं रोने लगी ... जोजो को दया आ गई ....

जोजो : बस तीन लोगों के साथ ओरल कर ले...

वो मुझे नंगी ही कोरिडोर के तरफ खींचने लगा ... अगर इस तरह बाहर जाती तो न जाने कितने लोग चोद देते

मैं : आई लव यू जोजो ! तुम जितना कहो सेक्स करुँगी पर इनसे नहीं करुँगी !

जोजो तो तरस आ गया ... उसने मुझे कपड़े पहनाये ... बाइक पर छोड़कर आया

अगर कोई एम एम एस ' वाट दा फ़क' के नाम से मिले समझना कि वो आपकी श्रेया की है ...

मैंने फिर जोजो का फ़ोन नहीं उठाया ... आपका फोन ज़रूर रिसीव करुँगी पर आप तो ऐसा धोखा नहीं दोगे ना ??

Man + Woman = Donkey.. (Humor)

This is the best I have read in a LONG time

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

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Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words,
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

++++++++++++
Equation 3

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

++++++++++++
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

DOUBT IN MAHABHARAT.. (Joke)

In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the Mahabharat Katha to class 6 students. He is at the 'krishnajanma' part of it.

Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is Going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki Behind the bars.

First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...

Second one is born n kansa throws him off the mountain peak

Third one is born..."

Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand. Masterji, I Have a doubt ( sounding nervous n confused)

" Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in mahabharata then how Come u have one?"

Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to Kill him,

WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL ?

Masterji fainted.........................no answer..... :)

Questions You Can Never Answer.. (Humor)


- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

- Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

- Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?

- What is the speed of darkness?

- Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?

- If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

- Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Did you ever stop and wonder...

- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

- Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bum.'

- Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

- Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

- Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

- Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

- If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

- Why do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on.........

- Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

- Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Derivations Of Words... (Infos)

[1] NEWS - refers to information from Four directions N, E, W and S.

[2] POP MUSIC - is 'Popular Music' shortened.

[3] TIPS - come from 'To Insure Prompt Service'. In olden days to get Prompt service from servants in an inn, travelers used to drop coins in a Box on which was written 'To Insure Prompt Service'. This gave rise to the custom of Tips.

[4] MOPED - is the short term for 'Motorized Pedaling'.

[5] BUS - is the short term for 'Omnibus' that means everybody.

[6] FORTNIGHT - comes from 'Fourteen Nights' (Two Weeks).

[7] DRAWING ROOM - was actually a 'withdrawing room' where people withdrew after Dinner. Later the prefix 'with' was dropped.

[8] AG-MARK, - which some products bear, stems from 'Agricultural Marketing'.

[9] JOURNAL - is a diary that tells about 'Journey for a day' during each Day's business.

[10] QUEUE - comes from 'Queen's Quest'. Long back a long row of people as waiting to see the Queen. Someone made the comment Queen's Quest.

[11] JEEP - is a vehicle with unique Gear system. It was invented during World War II (1939-1945). It was named 'General Purpose Vehicle (GP)'. GP was changed into JEEP later.

Three women.. (Joke)

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and And talking about their lives.

One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."

The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."

The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?"

She frowned and said, "The postman.

He always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."

Great Quotes... (Inspiration)

1. I Am A Great Believer In Luck & I Find That The Harder I Work, The More I Have Of It...

2. Whenever You Fall, Pick Something Up...

3. No One Can Climb The Ladder Of Success, With Both Hands In The Pocket...

4. I Am A Slow Walker But I Never Walked Back...

5. Tough Times Never Last, But Tough People Do...

6. A Winner Never Quits & A Quitter Never Wins...

7. Not Failure, But Low Aim Is A Crime...

8. Your Aspirations Are Your Possibilities...

9. The Highest Result Of Education Is Tolerence...

10. Control Your Destiny Or Somebody Else Will...

French trying to speak english.. (Joke)

When Charles de Gaulle decided to retire from public life, the British ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honour.

At the dinner table, the Ambassador's wife who did not speak french was talking with Madame de Gaulle:

"Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence on the French and international scene for so many years! How quiet retirement will seem in comparison?

Wat are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?"

"A penis," replied Madame de Gaulle.

A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer...... and no one knew what to say next.

Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and said:

"Ma cherie, I believe ze English pronounce zat word, "appiness!'"

Some Tips For Inter-Religious Dating

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You might have heard everyone saying that now we are living in a global village. But this really meant more than what we think, interracial religions are at an all time high.

What about relationships with two people from different religions though?

Many people will tell you that it will never work out and that people tend to take religion very seriously and emotionally and can never negotiate a relationship with someone who shares different religious views. This is simply not true.

Being in a relationship with someone from another religion can help you both grow in the process.

You can learn a lot and understand much more about another person and of course yourself.

So in short, yes, an inter-religious marriage can indeed work out.

The first thing to do is to make sure you save the religious talk until you and her are comfortable with each other and have gotten to know each other more.

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Talking about religion too early in the relationship, for example, when going out on the first few dates, could bring a negative and shady mood into the atmosphere.

You also shouldn’t be too judgmental. If you are dating someone from a different religion, you need to expect that her customs and cultures will be different than yours.

Just as she or he should respect your religion and traditions, you need to have an open mind and respect theirs as well.

That being said, you should not be trying to convince them to join yours or telling them that their religion is wrong. Religion is a belief and if you tell them that something they hold in their hearts is wrong, that can only lead to disaster and upset feelings.

Don’t be a missionary and don’t be arrogant. At the same time, you should focus on similarities between your religions instead of differences. Most importantly, don’t let family and friends have any influence over things.

They might have a stereotype over a certain race or religion, but they do not know the person as you are getting to know them. Only you and you alone should make a final decision.

Religion is a sensitive topic these days, but with growing numbers of inter-religious relationships, many success stories are out there.

No religion will teach anything opposite than to love your partner deeply and treat her or him with a great ordeal of respect, so do just that and let the relationship grow with new experiences.

Hiring only Married Men :

An IT services company had a policy of hiring only married men.

Concerned about this, a local Woman's Liberation Front Leader called on the CEO and asked him, "Why is it you limit your employees to married men? It must be because you consider us women are weak, dumb, or do you consider us as tantrum throwers, bossy, etc?"

"Not at all, Ma'am," the CEO replied.

"It is because our policy is to hire staff
--> Who are used to obeying orders without questioning,
--> Who are accustomed to being bossed over,
--> Know how to keep quiet
--> Put up with anything when I yell at them
And we can find these qualities only in married men."

Is sex the price women pay for relationships? :

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Recently, broadcaster and writer Stephen Fry made a controversial statement on female sexuality, saying that women do not enjoy having sex.

He has been quoted saying: "I feel sorry for straight men. The only reason women will have sex with them is that sex is the price they are willing to pay for a relationship with a man, which is what they want. Of course, a lot of women will deny this and say, 'Oh no, but I love sex, I love it!' But do they go around having it the way that gay men do?"

Most women have rubbished this belief. Rosie Boycott, journalist and feminist, has said the remarks were 'kind of rubbish'. A mediaperson Sulekha Sharma says, "Since the time women realised the power to sustain their lifestyle with their own income and also had the choice to avoid pregnancies, she stopped paying for relationships with sex. Today, if a woman wants to get intimate with a man, she will make her way...perhaps just the way a man did decades ago."

TOI spoke to a few women in the city about this.

I don't think that sex is the price women pay for realtionships. If you are in a relationship then you have an emotional bonding with that person and it is not at all only about sex.

Relationships are important but it is not true that woman will have sex in exchange of relationship. Relationships are a matter of the heart. One needs a person to share one's happiness and sorrows and for that emotional bonding is a necessity and men today are emotional as well as understanding just like women are.

Rukhsar
With due respect to Mr Fry, I don't think anybody needs to feel sorry for straight men. Look at all the gorgeous women in their lives... I agree women put relationships ahead of sex because they need to feel secure and a good relationship does make them feel secure. Somebody should tell Mr. Fry women do enjoy sex! Don't we all want a rocking sex life with the person we love... And yes a good bond always enhances sex and vice versa!

Ashita Dhawan
I don't think women have to pay any price for anything. Relationships are important but it is a woman who can make or break it.

Yashashri Masurkar
You only have sex with your partner when you are sure about your relationship. A relationship is not a business and involves feelings and emotions.
No girl ever has to make any compromise for continuing any relationship these days. If a relationship is based on such conditions then it is not a relationship, it is a compromise.

Shillpi Sharma
I don't agree with this theory, as I believe women are far more aware of what they want and especially when it comes to sex, I feel women need sex as much as men do because its a natural instinct and desire... Sex is an important part of a relationship and feelings are always mutual....The belief that sex is not important is a dangerous and intimacy-eroding myth. Sex provides an important time-out from the pressures of our daily lives and allows us to experience a quality level of closeness, vulnerability and sharing with our partners...Women equally want a good sex life and cannot be made to sound like a victim....

Rochelle Fereira
I think women are financially independent and strong emotionally and they wouldn't stick in a marriage if they are ill-treated or unhappy. Sex is not just a means to stay in a relationship nor a reason. Women also have one night stands or would have sex if they enjoy it and it is a part of a relationship.

Payal Rohatgi
For men sex is like brushing their teeth. Its a biological need which is their weekness. I am not saying women don't have the urge but we crave for security and comfort that a relationship offers. Guess men are from mars and women from venus.


By Debarati S Sen

Foolz in the Paradise (Jokes)



Foolz in the Paradize 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


NASA sent three Lallu astronauts to moon flying their rocket.
 
But they returned from half way there. On inquiry they said, "It is dark moon day, there won't be any moon today in space.
 

 
Lalwa's dad died at home in India and he was crying in grief.
A telephone rang, he responded and started crying even louder.
 
Friend asked what happened. He explained, "My sister called and her Dad also died today."
 

 
If Lalea want to dial 94494 94494..
how will he dial........?
He will first dial ..... 94494
and then he will "REDIAL"94494
 

 
Lalwa is this Banana for.
Vendor, "Oh $1.00 per pound.
 
Lalwa, "Would you sell it for 0.60 cents?
 
Vendor, "for 60 cents you would not get even pills of banana.
 
Lalwa, "Here 40 cents, do not give me banana pills just the banana inside.
 

 
Lalwa, "My wife fell down in our water well, must be badly hurt
and she was screaming a lot."
 
Friend, "Oh what a mishap, but how is she now?"
 
Lalwa, " I guess she must be fine, I don't hear any scream from well any more."

Is English Beautiful or Really Complicated? (Must Read)




Hilarious Conversation - Indian Tourism Board



Hilarious Conversation - Indian Tourism Board

Following are the actual questions from tourists and actual responses by the Indian tourism website officials, who undoubtedly have an excellent sense of humour.
 
Q: Does it ever get windy in India? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
 
Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
 
Q: I want to walk from Delhi to Goa - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand kms, take lots of water.
 
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in India? Can you send me a list of them in Delhi, Chennai, Calcutta and Bangalore? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
 
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in India? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. In-di-a is that big triangle in the middle of the Pacific & Indian Ocean which does not.. oh forget it. ...... Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Goa.  Come naked.
 
Q: Which direction is North in India? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
 
Q: Can I bring cutlery into India ? (U )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
 
Q: Can you send me the Indiana Pacers matches schedule? (France)
A: Indiana is a state in the Unites States of...oh forget it. Sure, the Indiana Pacers matches are played every Tuesday night in Goa, straight after the hippo races.
 
Q: Can I wear high heels in India? (UK)
A: You're a British politician, right?
 
Q: Are there supermarkets in Bangalore, and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
 
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in India who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Indian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
 
Q: Do you have perfume in India? (France)
A: No, WE don't stink.
 
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in India? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
 
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in India? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.
 
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first
 
Q: Can I see Taj Mahal anytime? (Italy)
A: As long as you are not blind, you can see it anytime.
 
Q: Do you have Toilet paper? (USA)
A: No, we use sand paper. (we have different grades)

Street Monkeys Of Indonesia

Street Monkeys Of Indonesia

Monkeys are made to wear dolls heads and constantly perform without much or any sanitation, food and time for fun.

Its up to you to decide whether this tickles your fancy or not.
Street Monkeys of Indonesia (16 Photos)
Street Monkeys of Indonesia (16 Photos)
Street Monkeys of Indonesia (16 Photos)
Street Monkeys of Indonesia (16 Photos)
Street Monkeys of Indonesia (16 Photos)
Street Monkeys of Indonesia (16 Photos)
Street Monkeys of Indonesia (16 Photos)
Street Monkeys of Indonesia (16 Photos)
Street Monkeys of Indonesia (16 Photos)
Street Monkeys of Indonesia (16 Photos)
Street Monkeys of Indonesia (16 Photos)
Street Monkeys of Indonesia (16 Photos)
Street Monkeys of Indonesia (16 Photos)
Street Monkeys of Indonesia (16 Photos)
Street Monkeys of Indonesia (16 Photos)
Street Monkeys of Indonesia (16 Photos)


Miss Tiger Twins World Competition

Miss Tiger Twins World Competition

Twin girls compete for the most beautiful twin pair....this must go worldwide!
Miss Tiger Twins World Competition (27 Photos)
Miss Tiger Twins World Competition (27 Photos)
Miss Tiger Twins World Competition (27 Photos)
Miss Tiger Twins World Competition (27 Photos)
Miss Tiger Twins World Competition (27 Photos)
Miss Tiger Twins World Competition (27 Photos)
Miss Tiger Twins World Competition (27 Photos)
Miss Tiger Twins World Competition (27 Photos)
Miss Tiger Twins World Competition (27 Photos)
Miss Tiger Twins World Competition (27 Photos)
Miss Tiger Twins World Competition (27 Photos)
Miss Tiger Twins World Competition (27 Photos)
Miss Tiger Twins World Competition (27 Photos)
Miss Tiger Twins World Competition (27 Photos)
Miss Tiger Twins World Competition (27 Photos)
Miss Tiger Twins World Competition (27 Photos)
Miss Tiger Twins World Competition (27 Photos)
Miss Tiger Twins World Competition (27 Photos)
Miss Tiger Twins World Competition (27 Photos)
Miss Tiger Twins World Competition (27 Photos)
Miss Tiger Twins World Competition (27 Photos)
Miss Tiger Twins World Competition (27 Photos)
Miss Tiger Twins World Competition (27 Photos)
Miss Tiger Twins World Competition (27 Photos)
Miss Tiger Twins World Competition (27 Photos)
Miss Tiger Twins World Competition (27 Photos)
Miss Tiger Twins World Competition (27 Photos)


Chess Player


CHESS PLAYER

The first guy said, "You know, I'm really lucky. When my wife makes love, she's like an acrobat. She can get into the most incredible positions."

The second guy said, "I'm lucky, too. My wife is like a world-class pianist when we have sex. She's got the most talented hands you can imagine."

No one spoke for a moment. Then the first guy said to the third guy, "George how's you wife in bed?"

George took a sip of his beer, then replied, "I guess you could say that my wife makes love like a chess player."

"A chess player?"

"Yeah. Every twenty minutes, she moves."




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Animals Crossing The Road

Animals Crossing The Road

Animals Crossing the Road (24 Photos)
Animals Crossing the Road (24 Photos)
Animals Crossing the Road (24 Photos)
Animals Crossing the Road (24 Photos)
Animals Crossing the Road (24 Photos)
Animals Crossing the Road (24 Photos)
Animals Crossing the Road (24 Photos)
Animals Crossing the Road (24 Photos)
Animals Crossing the Road (24 Photos)
Animals Crossing the Road (24 Photos)
Animals Crossing the Road (24 Photos)
Animals Crossing the Road (24 Photos)
Animals Crossing the Road (24 Photos)
Animals Crossing the Road (24 Photos)
Animals Crossing the Road (24 Photos)
Animals Crossing the Road (24 Photos)
Animals Crossing the Road (24 Photos)
Animals Crossing the Road (24 Photos)
Animals Crossing the Road (24 Photos)
Animals Crossing the Road (24 Photos)
Animals Crossing the Road (24 Photos)
Animals Crossing the Road (24 Photos)




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