> 1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
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> 2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.
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> 3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.
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> 4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.
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> 5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES,SEEKS FROG.
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> 6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
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> 7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN
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> 8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
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> 9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.
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> 10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN.
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> 11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE... WHO CARES?
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> 12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES
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> 13. AND YOUR POINT IS?
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> 14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
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> 15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
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> 16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.
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> 17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.
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> 18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.
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> 19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.
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> 20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
