after you stop laughing send this to your friends.
>
>
>
> This got the whole of Sydney, Australia laughing. Read it and you'll see why!
>
> Just imagine you're on your way to work and hear this. Many Sydney folks did
> hear it on the FOX-FM morning show in Sydney . The DJ's play a game where
> they award winners great prizes. The game is called 'Mate Match'. The DJ's
> call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with
> someone. If the contestant answers 'yes', he or she is then asked 3 random
> yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name
> of their partner with (phone number) for verification. If their partner
> answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. The
> Harbour City dropped to its knees with laughter. This is possibly the
> funniest thing you've heard yet.
>
> Anyway, here's how it all went down:
>
> DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?'
>
> Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.'
>
> DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you
> win. What is your name? First only please.'
>
> Contestant: 'Brian.'
>
> DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?'
>
> Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'
>
> DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.'
>
> Brian: 'Sarah.'
>
> DJ: 'Is Sarah at work, Brian?'
>
> Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.'
>
> DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?'
>
> Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'
>
> DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?
>
> Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'
>
> DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'
>
> Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...'
>
> DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?'
>
> Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'
>
> DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that
> if a trip wasn't at stake.'
>
> Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'
>
> DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning!
>
> Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well..'
>
> DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?'
>
> Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for
> couple of weeks..
>
> DJ: 'Uh huh..
>
> Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.'
>
> DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'
>
> Brian: 'On the kitchen table.'
>
> DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times
> I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work
> number and call her up. You listen to this.'
>
>
>
> [ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]
>
>
>
> DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?'
>
> (Touchtones....ringing....)
>
> Clerk: ' Kinkos.'
>
> DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?'
>
> Clerk: 'This is she.'
>
> DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and
> I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.'
>
> Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?'
>
> DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give
> any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate
> Match'?'
>
> Sarah: 'No.'
>
> DJ: 'Good!'
>
> Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to....
>
> Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.'
>
> DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers,
>
>
>
> This got the whole of Sydney, Australia laughing. Read it and you'll see why!
>
> Just imagine you're on your way to work and hear this. Many Sydney folks did
> hear it on the FOX-FM morning show in Sydney . The DJ's play a game where
> they award winners great prizes. The game is called 'Mate Match'. The DJ's
> call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with
> someone. If the contestant answers 'yes', he or she is then asked 3 random
> yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name
> of their partner with (phone number) for verification. If their partner
> answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. The
> Harbour City dropped to its knees with laughter. This is possibly the
> funniest thing you've heard yet.
>
> Anyway, here's how it all went down:
>
> DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?'
>
> Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.'
>
> DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you
> win. What is your name? First only please.'
>
> Contestant: 'Brian.'
>
> DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?'
>
> Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'
>
> DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.'
>
> Brian: 'Sarah.'
>
> DJ: 'Is Sarah at work, Brian?'
>
> Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.'
>
> DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?'
>
> Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'
>
> DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?
>
> Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'
>
> DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'
>
> Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...'
>
> DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?'
>
> Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'
>
> DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that
> if a trip wasn't at stake.'
>
> Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'
>
> DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning!
>
> Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well..'
>
> DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?'
>
> Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for
> couple of weeks..
>
> DJ: 'Uh huh..
>
> Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.'
>
> DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'
>
> Brian: 'On the kitchen table.'
>
> DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times
> I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work
> number and call her up. You listen to this.'
>
>
>
> [ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]
>
>
>
> DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?'
>
> (Touchtones....ringing....)
>
> Clerk: ' Kinkos.'
>
> DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?'
>
> Clerk: 'This is she.'
>
> DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and
> I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.'
>
> Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?'
>
> DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give
> any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate
> Match'?'
>
> Sarah: 'No.'
>
> DJ: 'Good!'
>
> Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to....
>
> Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.'
>
> DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers,
then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.
>
> Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'
>
> DJ: 'Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?'
>
> Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.'
>
> DJ: 'What time?'
>
> Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.'
>
> DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?'
>
> Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.'
>
> DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last
>
> Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'
>
> DJ: 'Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?'
>
> Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.'
>
> DJ: 'What time?'
>
> Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.'
>
> DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?'
>
> Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.'
>
> DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last
question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?'
>
> Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'
>
> DJ: 'Where did you have it?'
>
> Sarah: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?'
>
> Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.'
>
> DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah?'
>
> Sarah: 'Well...'
>
> DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
>
> Sarah: 'Up the arse ! .....'
>
>
>
> They had to call an ambulance for the DJ, he thought he was going to have a heart attack,
>
> Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'
>
> DJ: 'Where did you have it?'
>
> Sarah: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?'
>
> Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.'
>
> DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah?'
>
> Sarah: 'Well...'
>
> DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
>
> Sarah: 'Up the arse ! .....'
>
>
>
> They had to call an ambulance for the DJ, he thought he was going to have a heart attack,
he could not stop laughing. Apparently there was an unusually high call-out of the Sydney Police
just after this conversation, for minor traffic collisions.
