Things NEVER To Say To A Naked Woman

Things NEVER To Say To A Naked Woman *Cool, I've never been to the Grand Canyon. *How many storage boxes can you fit in there?! *You must be very experienced. *Remember, you said this was a freebie...right? *Wait, let me get a board and rope so I don't fall in. *I gotta take off my watch, wouldn't wanna lose it. *Why do you wear a bra when you've already got a belt. *Would you mind rolling around in this flour. *I heard carpenters dream about you. *So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. *Look....I can get my whole arm in. *It's a good thing you have so many other talents. *Is that an optical illusion? *If I look right at it I feel like I'm falling in. *Would you mind wearing a paper sack on your head? *Do you mind if I wear one too...in case yours falls off? *Jeez...What ya got up there, dead fish? *I heard you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. *Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow? *I've been wondering all night what that smell was. *Maybe if I get really wasted I wont mind your body. *You know they have surgery to fix that. *Everybody down at the bar said you were good. *Oh, that's why they call it a Wonderbra, it makes those lines go away. *Huh? They told me your name was Jezebel. *I expect a good time, at least, the bathroom wall said so. *You're not as ugly as people claim, not quite anyway. *You're not 'that' fat. *I see why everyone said, with you, it's better with the lights out. *Wow, you like it the same way your little sister does.