Little Known Sexual Facts
(**) Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any group of
mammals that exist- especially fruit bats.
(**) Lions will have sex about 500 times with one mate. This is to
ensure fertilization.
(**) In Texas it is illegal to have sex with a fish, in Florida it is
illegal to get a fish drunk, and N. Carolina thought both laws were good
so there it is illegal to have sex with a drunk fish.
(**) Dolphins and humans are the only known animals that have sex for
pleasure.
(**) The bonobo monkeys use sex (and/or sexual favors) to placate
members of their social group instead of grooming. They are one of the
few species of animals (humans being another) that have sex out of
season and for fun.
(**) Sperm Whales are sexually mature at birth.
(**) In Argentina, it is rumored that eating cats is good for your
health and stimulates sexual potency.
(**) You can tell a turtle's sex by its sound. Males grunt, females
hiss.
(**) Human birth control pills work on gorillas.
(**) The eagle has sex while going up to 60 mph. in flight, and it is
common for both eagles to hit the ground before they finish.
(**) Apart from humans, certain species of chimpanzee are the only
animals to experiment sexually. They have been known to 'wife swap' and
indulge in group sex.
(**) According to Dr. David Gems, a British geneticist, sex-craved male
mice, who spend 5 to 11 hours per day pursuing female mice, could live
years longer if they abstained.
(**) In the past 60 years, the groundhog has only predicted the weather
correctly 28% of the time. The rushing back and forth from burrows is
believed to indicate sexual activity, not shadow seeking.
(**) A certain musical note can sexually excite cats -- the same note
when played for kittens makes them want to go to the bathroom.
(**) If disconnected, the sex organs (or gonads) of an armadillo are
still active.
(**) The ten-inch Banana Slugs of the Northwest end their 30 hour
hermaphroditic mating session by chewing off each other's male sex
organs.
(**) Mosquitoes perform a sex act that lasts only 2 seconds.
(**) The largest living animal, the blue whale, naturally enough also
has the largest penis, measuring approximately 10 feet long and 1 foot
in diameter. It's cousin, the sperm whale, gets as big as 9 feet. And
yes, the sperm whale is so named because early sailors thought those
gallons of white, gooey oil found in its head was indeed sperm.
(**) Long a symbol of sexual potency, the rhinoceros can ejaculate ten
times or more during his half hour session with a female. They also have
penises that are 2 feet long.
(**) Though barnacles can't move, they still mate via an extraordinarily
long penis (150% their body length) that reaches over and into the
female's mantle cavity.
(**) Female chimpanzees have been observed masturbating with their
fingers, twigs and a water faucet.
(**) A drone honeybee will wait his whole life for one chance to mate
with a queen. As soon as the queen opens her sting chamber to receive
him, he explodes, his genitals bursting forth like a detonating grenade.
Plugged, the queen flies away, leaving the drone to fall to the ground
dead and eviscerated, albeit with a smile on his face.
(**) Fleas are known to engage in sex immediately after feasting on
rabbit's blood specifically if the opportunity presents itself.
(**) Gorilla penises are only a third of that of an average man's.
(**) Humans aren't the only female animals that can experience orgasm;
some rabbits and ferrets do as well.
(**) A whale's penis is called a dork, which incidentally, is where we
get the derogatory slang.
(**) Porpoises have been known to engage in group sex.
(**) Pigs do indeed have a corkscrew-shaped penis. When engaged in sex,
the male's penis will make semi-rotary actions until it becomes firmly
secured in the folds of the female's cervix at which point the male
ejaculates, a process which in itself takes as long as 30 minutes.
(**) Female baboons have been known to engage in a primitive form of
prostitution by stealing food during sex.
(**) The average mink sexual encounter lasts for several hours (how do
you think they get their coats so shiny?)
(**) 22.75 hours is the current record for the longest rattlesnake
mating session.
(**) The female bedbug is born without any external sex organs. So the
male bedbug has to drill his pointed penis to drill a hole into her
partner's gut and deposit his sperm into her bloodstream. During long
spells without access to human blood, the female's been known to dine on
her male partner's semen.
(**) Capuchin monkeys usually say hello by showing each other their
erections.
(**) Perhaps the originator of the "quickie," a baboon engages in a
typical sex session that lasts all of 15 seconds.
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