Nasty Tasteless Jokes
A Problem With My Cock
Darrell walks into his doctor's office and the receptionist
gives him a form to fill out and asks him what his problem is.
Darrell replied, I've got something wrong with my cock."
"Please watch your language!" scolds the receptionist.
"There are women and children in the waiting room."
Darrell leaves the office, only to return a few minutes later
and said to the receptionist, "I've got a problem with my ear."
"Now that's much better," says the receptionist. "What
wrong with your ear?"
"I can't piss out of it!"
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Ya know, if guys had a period,
they'd probably brag about the size of their tampons...
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A blonde went to her doctor and said,
"You prescribed birth control pills for me."
"And how is it going?" he asked.
"Okay, I think, but I'd like to have them bigger."
The doctor was surprised. "You mean stronger?"
"No, bigger, please"
"But why BIGGER?"
"Because they keep falling out."
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Little Johnny is wandering up and down the aisles
of a supermarket crying his eyes out.
"What's the matter fella?" asked a stock boy.
"I've lost my mommy!" wailed Little Johnny.
"Don't worry, we'll soon find her," soothed the stock boy.
"Now tell me, what's mommy like?"
"Bourbon and men with big, hard cocks,"
sobbed Little Johnny.
