An Elderly Couple
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling
asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get
back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss
me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the
cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said :"Then
you used to bite my neck" Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and
got out of bed.
"Where are you going ?"she asked. "To get my teeth.
Once upon a time in China, lived two Chinamen. One named I Cum, and one
named No Cum. No Cum marry pretty Chinese girl named No Cum Tu.
For velly oblious reason No Cum and No Cum Tu not have any childlen.
One day, No Cum went out of town on business and I Cum came over and
spent the night with No Cum Tu. That night I Cum came and No Cum Tu
came, too. This make both velly happy.
However, about 7 or 8 months later, No Cum see he about to become
father but he not know how come, so when baby come he named it How Cum
U Cum.
Of course, I Cum and No Cum Tu know How Cum U Cum came, but to this day
No Cum not know how How Cum U Cum came!
