Paul's Phunnies
Confucious Say...
It takes many nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who sit on tack, get point.
Man with hand on tool not always mechanic.
Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.
He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
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Blonde Flowers
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down
the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead
happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs
and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers
again....for no reason."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the
big deal, don't you like getting flowers?"
The red head says, "Oh sure.....but he always has expectations
after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending
the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says "Don't you have a vase?"
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"Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your
collar?" the suspicious wife sneered.
"No, I can't," the husband replied. "I distinctly remember
taking my shirt off."
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